There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and

What about milsurp bushcraft?

>>711672
What about Red Bull Air Racing?

>>711675
I feel like that could be included under "motorsports".

>>711672
>Hemingway
Well, he was better than that faggot Thoreau at least

>>711675
And Red Bull Air Racing.

Hemingway

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>>711672
>tfw rode bulls in college
>tfw race snowmobiles and motorcycles

All sports or "games" are good. If you think otherwise then you should be on /an/ and not /out/. American football is life here in Texas. I used to assistant coach for a JV team while I was a Uni student. Also a big fan of UFC/MMA in general. My parents put me through boxing during middle and high school. Boxing is alright but not as exciting. I wish they had me in MMA but no such classes in my area. I only watch basketball during the Finals or NCAA Championship. Only watch the world series as well. Motorsports is alright depending on what it is. I've attended 3 X-Games and they were fun. Lots of slutty women willing to fuck anybody. I'm not into redneck shit like NASCAR or Monster Jam though. My favorite sport is hunting if you would call it that. Staying out bushcrafting for a week while hunting and cooking a fresh kill over the fire is the best feeling I've ever experienced. I also like to play golf occasionally. Only sport that I really can't stand to play or watch is Soccer. It's for pussies.

"Mountaineering is not a sport; it is an activity." - John Steinbeck

>>711698
>Soccer is for pussies
Well, if you are an anglo, sure. Coming from the countries that use "Soccer Mom" as a term for sheltered people, I can see what you mean.

But everywhere else, street soccer is musch more spontaneous and "real" (you get what I mean)

"I have an opinion and I'm going to reinforce it with a quote from someone whose only credibility is being dead and having name recognition"
-OP

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It's not even a Hemingway quote

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/auto_racing_bullfighting_and_mountain_climbing_are_the_only_real_sports_all/

There are only three sports, train surfing, shark rodeo, and thunderball. Everything else is for fags.

Dostoevsky

There are only three sports: abducting, probing, and infiltrating; all the rest are merely hoaxes.

ayy lmao

psshh whatever, lift sum weights

Revenge is like the sweetest joy, next to getting pussy.
-Gandhi

Talk shit get hit - Buddha

There are only three foods: sashimi, Thai green curry, and bulgogi. All the rest are mere snacks.

Pynchon

>>711698

>hunting
>sport

-hemingway

life is like a box of chocolates - socrates

>>711672

I'd add fighting to those 3.

Also Hemingway didnt say that and he was a cowardly faggot, that's why he admired manly risky sports.

>>711672
>motor racing
driving a sport? Hey, I think I'll take a left, hey I think I'll take a left, hey, I think I'll take a left... ad naseum

>>712877
You know there are other motorsports besides nascar, faggot

There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift.

Jon Pall Sigmarsson

>>712877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtZlm9Lp7q4

foolish clueless yank

>>711672
Come on, caving's more hardcore than mountaineering.

What about Red Bull Air Racing? can it be considered an sport too?

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There are only three sports: CS: GO, Quake 3, and Dota 2. The rest are mere exercise routines

- Empedocles

>>711731
I'm not trying to be the best at exercising.

Kenny Powers

How does one get into mountaineering?

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>>711672
>he never rode BMX

>>713400
be white, reasonably fit, and have at least $80,000 disposable income per year

>>711672
>bullfighting
>facing off against a massive beast that wants to kill you

This is a sport.

>motor racing
>waving your arms around and stamping your feet

Not a sport.

>mountaineering
>walking up hill

Not a sport.

>>711673
I don't think, "whittling," is a sport.

>>713499
Flatlander detected

>>713400
By climbing a mountain, taking some notes, climbing a bigger mountain, taking some notes

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>>713400
be nepali, borderline malnourished, and be willing to carry 70 lb in a doko basket for $20/day