I'm gonna do it /out/, I'm going to become Chris Mcandless

Bye.

>>633271
>I'm gonna do it /out/
ok
>I'm going to become Chris Mcandless 3.0 this winter.
ok
>No, you can't talk me out of it.
ok
>This is a decision I must take, and it is my own fate.
ok
>Give me advice on what to wear so I don't die of hypothermia. Temperatures will reach -7 F in the wilderness where I'll be.
we have threads for this already
>>631959
>>629966

>>633276

/thread

>>633276

A shitty thread with gay ass pants and another shitty thread asking about a jacket brand. I want advice on the full setup to survive winter and I don't die

I suggest you wear some sort of jacket, and maybe pants (but those are really more of a luxury item)

>>633284

Yes but how can I look like the guy in the picture whilst keeping myself warm?

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>>633271
Do your own research with google.
Lurk the board before making threads.

Anyone can be an /out/doorsman if they want to be. But you need to put the effort in. Your post is disgraceful and embarassing op.

>>633293
>embarassing

>>633285
what kind of a faggot are you?

>>633316

The kind that will get more women than you? The kind that will fuck your wife in the snow while you are inside your confortable, warm home with 5 layers of jackets, masturbating to tranny porn to keep yourself warm.

I just want something that will look good as shit while keeping me warm brah

>>633318
nah what will happen is that your scrawny hipster ass gets frosted in the outside and you have to give some trucker a blowjob so you can get back to civilization. thats whats going to happen kid but yeah go ahead go fuck some bitches on hiking trails in winter

>>633318
Vagabond/Traveling anon here. Looking stylish on the streets is about layers, color scheme and form fitting clothes.

I'm not even going to begin with where to help you though, you sound fucking retarded.

You're going to be a dumb idealistic hippy who dies due to his own stupidity, and then gets idolized by dumb idealistic hippies?
Power to you. I heard that gimpsuits are warm.

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>>633271
You should look and dress like this before you undertake what will ultimately be your last trip anywhere.

>Taking the bait

>>633271
Goodbye OP. I love the idea and the sentiment, but really, REALLY think this through. Best of luck.
Give us your name you'll be using so we can keep tabs on you in Backpacking magazine and look out for you in the funny papers (aka, obituaries)

>>633285
SS + GOMAD

Seriously though, layers. And why do you want to look good if you are going innawoods? No one will see you there, so I can only conclude that you are a woman or a future hobo.

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>>633342

Say what you want about Chris, but he will exist far after you have died. To be honest, /out/ is full of pussies who want to bring civilization back to the wilderness. You and your freeze dried shit, you don't even know shit about hunting I imagine. Me, I've had enough of people really.

>>633345
I'm looking for something black and stylish like what I posted in the OP. I already have the boots but need some ideas for jackets and legwear.

>>633357
I'll be passing through towns and whatnot, I want to make an impression and a mysterious kind of vibe. Pic related is something like the kind I want to give, except maybe with black jeans.

>>633396
What "Freeze dried shit?" When did I mention civilizing the wilderness?
You seem perturbed that I called McCandless a hippy out of his league.

>>633396
>jeans
Since you're already good as dead can I have your iPhone?

>>633400

Well recommend me some better fashionable winter legwear genius

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>>633271


Canadian Forces Extreme Cold Weather Overalls $80
http://www.arkarmysurplus.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=588&category_id=213&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=10213

Canadian Army Extreme Cold Weather (ECW) Parka, $80
http://www.thehalifaxarmynavystore.net/search/label/MIL-SURP

I used these for work in -30C to -40C. You can nap comfortably in a snow drift at -30C in these. I personally guarantee you will die of hunger in these things. Match them up with a -50C workboot for another $80 and you're done.

>>633402
No. I want your iPhone.

>>633409
Christ grandpa I won't be in areas that cold. The worst case scenario will be -15F.

And that old bag will do me no favors, it's not the vibe I want to give. Look at >>633396
and
>>633271

Preferably something black and lean, but warm just the same. I appreciate the suggestion thogh

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>>633409
This won't be doing me any favors when it comes to women mane

If you're doing this for pussy you're doing it for the wrong reasons. I've lived in several different states and met a lot of different women in different races, cultures, and locations and I can't of any who think living off hedgehog meat in an abandoned bus is sexy. And before I get flamed, no I didn't fuck them all. Some I worked with, had classes with, and others at one social event or another. So yeah, if your main motivation is fucking a woman in the snow you're better off with a hooker.

>>633429
Also effective /out/ gear is not fashionable and if it is it won't last.

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>>633271
>>631959 →
>>629966 →
> I want to make an impression and a mysterious kind of vibe

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY /OUT/

WHY ARE ALL THESE AUTISTS HERE

WHAT

WHY

>>633271
shelter fire that's all you need
man can take -20C for an hour or so without clothes

>>633271
Fortunately for you Mcandless was a rich kid, so I'm assuming you are too. Get daddy to buy you...

- Canada Goose expedition parka
- Mountain equipment tupilak
- Paramo Enduro trousers
- Salopettes
- Fjallraven Barents Pro trousers
- Full set of merino wool thermals, long leg and long arms. Onesies and built in gloves, socks and hats like the norwegian army use are a bonus.
- Wool Jumpers
- Fleeces
- Softshell jackets. IDK just get one of the more expensive ones that Mountain Equipment sell.

- Scarpa Manta boots
- Snow shoes
- Crampons
- Ice axe

- Arctic/expedition sleeping bag
- Wool blankets
- Thermarest neoair
- Goretex bivi
- Hilleberg 2 man tent (I'm assuming you'll be on your own, and will need a fairly substantial kit. It's worth having the extra space in the tent for that stuff)

Wear polyester and wool, no untreated cotton (e.g. G1000 contains cotton but is treated to be water repellant so it doesn't hold moisture)

>>633496
oh lol i posted this after reading OP but before seeing >>633396

This is definitely a troll thread.

>>633271
Neanderthals with stone tools did just fine. Anyone who says you can't go out in the woods without a bunch of high tech gear is just a coward who doesn't want to see anyone else succeed where they're too afraid to try.

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>>633675

/out/ completely and utterly BTFO

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>>633396
>make an impression and a mysterious kind of vibe

You just gave me cancer. What the actual fuck is this god damned bullshit you just posted? Do you even realize how huge a faggot you sound?

You're not going to look mysterious, you're just going to look like every other stupid fucking douche bag hipster ever. Also just to clue you in, no one is going to pay any attention to you or your vibe.

Enjoy getting hit by a car in the middle of the night.


"Hurr durr I wanna be dark and mysterious." Did you get chocolate milk with your school lunch today?

>>633271
>going innawoods forever
>starting in the winter

have fun dying because you wanted to flex your nuts and go hardmode

>>633342
>attacking Chris's ideology
>the one solid and well founded factor of the entire journey

Stupider than OP.

(posting in a troll thread)

>>633684

You understand that beyond the internet people would pay more attention to me than to someone like you? You would say none of this shit IRL, you'd just stare like the rest.

I already get looks when I walk day-to-day. What i want this winter is to leave an impression on my journey to the wilderness in which I'll stay at. Chris left and impression he was an unimpressionable fag, do you honestly think they wouldn't pay attention to a dark figure heading towards the snow?

>>633509
Yeah... no... they don't. But you go for it. Keep things cheap so that way you're not disappointed and broke. A man can only take so much let down at once.

>>633691
>do you honestly think they wouldn't pay attention to a dark figure heading towards the snow?
Of course they would and they'd probably shoot it. You are absolutely delusional. Not a little bit but a lot. This has got to be the funniest thread I've seen on here in the past few weeks.

>>633675

/OUT/ BTFO

/OUT/ BTFO

>>634097
Not an unpredictable man walking in all black in the snow. Then you just look like a hobo murderer. But you go ahead. Don't be shocked when you get hurt or disappointed. Good luck.

>>633271
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>>633675
Neanderthals weren't worried about being /fa/ like OP.

>>633271
Get a fashionable down parka. The clothes the guy in your pic is wearing are made for like 40 degree plus weather. You're not going to find anything trendy and form fitting that actually keeps you warm.

>>633271
OoOoO -7F

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>>633333
Quints Status: Witnessed
OP is a fag

When I see threads like this, where OP is posting some delusional shit, it makes me think that this would be a really good exercise in creative writing.

If I ever want to write a novel or short story about a character suffering from mental illness, I'll just troll the fuck out of 4chan and whatever makes people the most disgusted will be incorporated into the book.

Of course, I'll also draw inspiration from valuable sources like this thread

>>634310
It's a troll thread, anon. You're putting way too much thought into this.

>>634312
You never know anon, we might have a legitimate faggot on our hands.

Of course he isn't going to go rough it in the woods dressed like a goth model, but he'll make threads to enable his fantasy

>>634317
If he was /fa/ he wouldn't be wearing this shit, let alone be posting clothes on black mannequins.

>>634471

>white fatboy mad he doesn't have the aesthetics of a mannequin

>>633271

>This is a decision I must take, and it is my own fate.

I can already tell you're a McAssless hippie faggot with delusions of grandeur.

You're nothing special, which is not bad I think, but you can't comprehend that.

You're probably gonna die a painful freezing death.

Humble up a bit and reconsider your life.

>>633409
the fuck? What's it insulated with? How thick is it? I wouldn't have expected a non-down jacket to be that good; that's pretty impressive

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>>633318
> wants to live like Mcandless
> wants to communicate with the outside world
why?

>>634474
>not understanding that black mannequins are used for cheap ass clothing

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>this thread

>>633283

Do you not know how to stay warm?

I just don't understand why you would ask such a dumb fuck question.

Layer enough shitty material and you'll keep warm, layer a few good materials and you'll keep warm. Good boots are necessary OBVIOUSLY. Gloves/hat are necessary OBVIOUSLY.

Everything about your question is stupidly obvious. Please go to the wild already and stop cluttering up this board with your nonsense.

>>633285
>McCandless 3.0
>going to be alone in the wilderness
>would rather worry about looking fashionable

You have no fucking clue what you are.
I can give you a hint... a fuckin moron. If you really wanted to live up to McCandless' name, you wouldn't worry about how you look while yer out there, you would be occupied with the faculty of nature and how it permeates yourself. And hopefully you wouldn't die, but idk, the hints yer giving us don't make your future seem bright.

>>635899

Pretty much this.

OP - How about you do your own research and the come to use with specific questions. Not hurr durr do al the work for me

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>>634718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA

>>633271
>>>/hm/

>>633271
have fun shitting yourself to death in the woods

>>633675
>implying neanderthals didn't die at fucking age 15
>implying that they didn't die of shit that is easily survivable
>implying they lived in places that were actually cold enough for this post to be relevant
>IMPLYING THEY DIDN'T LIVE IN GROUPS OF 20 OR MORE PEOPLE
>IMPLYING THAT TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES ARE A BAD THING
>BEING THIS RETARDED

>>633271
Not one person has called out bait

>>633271
Wear a log cabin

>>633285
By staying inside

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>>633333
Fuck me, vagabond quints of truth

>>633483
>>633483

[citation needed]

>>633283
I highly doubt you get out of bed without someone prompting you to do so.

OP's thread is a daydream thread. /thread hidden