!!! This is a scientific mission !!! >!!! This is a scientific

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In cyber age 2015 we use this. I think it is pretty gud. It heats up everything. You don't need shoes while you sit in the cold.

What movie is that from?

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>>615720

Brometheus

>>615697
Watch out for "furturistic" gear. Lot of it is shit. Arc'teryx makes advanced clothes that are not shit. All self-inflating shelters are shit.
Titan mugs are neat if you have money to burn.

>>615722
Thank you, Sir

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I love my backpacking muffin maker.
Fucker only weights 3oz

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>>615704
>Biolite

Fuck off

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>>615732

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>>615697

Sawyer Mini water filter
Jetboil
Hammock tent if trees nearby, otherwise a Kamprite tentcot XL
6x ncr18650b lithium cells with usb enclosure
Folding 20 watt solar panels
Camelbak if you're actually gonna exert yourself and need to hydrate while moving
Pair of water bottles if you don't, use them with the sawyer to gravity filter water from one bottle into the other

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>>615732

The future is now

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>>615732

>>615697
A fucking hard copy of Biosafety 101 distributed to every single member of the team.

A basic checklist will be laser-etched into their helmets reading: "Don't take your fucking helmet off outside the ship."

Some dudes will carry some cool-ass, lightweight, high powered rifles for the space monsters. Some other dudes will get flamethrowers that have science applied to them.

Everyone will get a torch that's a hybrid of a road flare, a solid rocket booster and a can of thermite so in case of emergency everyone on the team can glass the immediate area around them and book it away.

We here at NASA have seen too many horror movies to let our expensive-ass mission be ruined by stupidity.

>>615749
https://youtu.be/7vM3QAjWH8Q

>>615697
Instead of the bear spray I carry now, a same-sized jetpack strapped to my belt. Out comes a bear I hit Super Boost and blast up into the sky well above the bear's reach, urinating the whole way.

Also a futuristic food-machine that makes bananas by voice command. Weighs 1.5 oz. Also makes chocolate chip muffins like >>615732 does (but weighs half as much).

>>615697
>two story self deploying tent
>scuba diving noseplugs
>laser knifle (knife/rifle)
>hoover soles
>rapid response drone evac SPOT
>second skin thernally regulated clothing
>small cold fusion battery pack

>ZOOP ZOOP

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>>615832
>second skin thernally regulated clothing


Where in the everloving fuck is my stillsuit?
I have waited long enough

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>>615732

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>>615849

>you will never roam the deserts of arakis with a QT3.14 bene gesserit gf ;_;

>>615849
Did Patrick Stewart have himself freeze-dried in 1987 or something?

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i myself use one of this

>>615697
>All the technology you need
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

Go back to /g/

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<-- this?

or....

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>>616155
this?

>>616154
Now thats a MGTOW!!1!!1!!!

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ION backpack with back protector ( maybe choose a different colour)

>>616172
All those fuckin straps man

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>>616172

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>>616174
>All those fuckin straps
<--- really?

Clothing.
Micro environments that change temperature etc. based on body temp and heart rate. Clothes also clean you and keep you dry etc.

Skeleton built into clothing to make movement easier and reduce the amount of energy you use. Clothing also makes you stronger as to deal with any emergency situation (animal attack) (Run fast to avoid forest fire etc.)

Jarvis style heads up with an advanced kind of google for any kind of information needed.

Equipment.
Clothing should eliminate need for shelter/fire etc. Backpacks would contain mostly food and equipment to aid movement etc, potentially energy source for clothing/jarvis etc.
Basically a better version of master chief/cortana.

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>>616154
wtf. did you build your house with your poo?

>>616181
>Clothing should eliminate need for shelter/fire etc
neat. I think our current top notch expedition clothing can already serve you as shelter.

>>616186
Very true. I've been using a bivvy for some time instead of a tent because our company can't afford the very best of the best (£800 overboots for example) but some of the modern gear does look amazing. a couple more layers underneath and I reckon you'd be pretty decent.

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what will we see after minimalism?

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>>616198
We'll see more minimalism, but with a hand-crafted feel to it

>>616155
They should have added a lighter to it...

>>616159
ridiculous

>>616155
genius, i want one.

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>>616508
why would you want a fuel based light source? today we use fire steels.

>>616589
>need to explain how it work
>heavy
>give no energy
Bic. Two bics.

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>>616604
dont forget washing yourself when you are done baiting,

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lel

I have no idea if it's any good. It probably isn't. afaik it was just some attempt to redesign the axe.

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>>616641

Kinda reminded me of this, which is basically a souped up tacticool Ulu.

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>>616641
>>616650

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My best friend on long hikes & remote bivouacking

>>616641
>>616650
>not turning those holes into hex shaped commons in standard or mm.

>all those wasted holes that can be basic sockets

Are they even trying?

>>616076
>implying you want a bene gesserit gf
>not honored matres

>>616833
penus pump?

>>616871
thats not till book 5 anon and who wants to be a cuck?

>>617153
That's a fair point, but
>not learning resistance techniques from the Idaho ghola
>not overpowering your honored matres gf
>working with bene gesserit AND having great sex

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>>617165
>not learning resistance techniques from the Idaho ghola


You might as well advise me to go to the zoo and get antelope killing lessons from a tiger.
I am not a ghola , I am just a man.

>>617178
Every male allied with the bene gesserit gets training, you don't need to be a ghola for that shit.

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>>617187
>>617178
>>617165
>>617153
>>616871
>>616076


Alright you nerds, pack it in .
You've had your fun.

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A efficient camouflage which does not look like camo. perfect.

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finally dad arrived in the year 2015. he save the whole family. thanks dad.

-Madison

>>616194
Oh my god I have to have that kayak

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Pretty /out/ there...

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>>619036
Far/out/.

>>616837
Underrated post.

You are one smart monkey anon!

>>619068
Overrated post
> I like wrenchs with sharp edges

> I like wenches with sharp edges

Ftfy.

>>615697
I loved this film right to the part with the "space snake" and then it just jumped the fucking shark so hard I had to shake my head, I mean what kind of dumb motherfucker walks towards an animal that is giving such an obvious threat display, found out later that the silly cunt who wrote that scene used to write for that shitty TV show "Lost", which explains a lot.

>>615832
>second skin thernally regulated clothing

You mean electric heated clothes? Those already exist. You can get a base layer to wear under clothing or buy full on jackets, gloves, boots, etc. that are heated by lithium batteries.

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>>616194
neat

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>>619070
Some of us would be capable of operating this without getting cut, if you can't handle it then don't buy it, but don't piss on everybody else's parade because you're such a little safety sally.

>>619114
>>619114
no way govco woud allow that to exist

>>619242
Your reply makes no sense at all, if what you say were true then you wouldn't be allowed to buy anything more dangerous than play dough and crayons in the shops but you keep on self censoring yourself while I get on with enjoying life pal

>>619282
But it does not fill a need. Its dangerous for no good reason.
Have you ever worked as a mechanic?
So many times a day when you break torque , you lose control of the wrench for a moment. If that wrench has a blade on it, eventually its going to fuck something up. Maybe your brake lines , maybe your arteries.
Its just a profoundly dumb idea tbh.
Sure if you were amazing careful you might get a repair done with no accidents, but why take the risk?

>>619114
> i wrap my mora in barbed wire becuz cool man

>>619283
So what you are saying is that we should not be allowed to take that risk, that we are incapable of judging for ourselves whether or not to take a risk and that the Gov should keep us wrapped up in cotton wool and kept in a box!?, no thank you, I will determine what risks I take with MY body, and you should do as you see fit with yours, your thinking is that of the slave not the free man and I pity you and wish you freedom.

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
Benjamin Franklin

>>619301
woah tiger.
you can make your own tooth brush with bare razor blades on the handle but don't expect the market to provide you with a tool that no one will buy and is a litigation nightmare.
use your common sense instead of going full"muh freedoms" at the drop of a hat.

>>619302
>expect the market to provide you
Show me where I say I expect the market to provide me with anything, all I'm saying is that I should be allowed to judge what risks I do or do not take with my own body, and if a product is available to buy then I should be the one to decide whether I buy it or not, by safety fagging all the time you make it possible for those would restrict us to act without concern for our natural rights.

>>619327
>Show me where I say I expect the market to provide me with anything

The very first post where you complained that the wholes were not hexes.
Who else but the market is going to provide that unless you make it yourself?

This >>619068 was my first post, it is expressing agreement with this >>616837 post which is expressing a wish (not a demand or an expectation) for what they see an improvement (as they see it) to this >>616641 and this >>616650 product.

You clearly do not understand the difference between a "wish" and an "expectation" is.

>>619329
>wholes
i honestly have no idea why I put a w on that .

>>619340
It's easy to make spelling mistakes in the middle or a heated discussion, I do it all the time.

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>>619342
discuss less
post OC, original content

>>616194
How structurally sound is this? And how many times can it be folded and unfolded before the joints weaken?

>>619399
maybe you should watch/read a test about it

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>>616194
reminder that the Ally canoe has been around since the 70s, foldable water craft is not that futuristic

>>615849
Is that motherfucking Agent Dale Cooper?

>>617307
fucking why

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http://gearjunkie.com/heat-pod-tent

>>620067
yeah, the Dune movie was directed by David Lynch so...

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>>616090
He just reached max level.

>>616516
Implying an axe wouldn't be useful for many situations on and off an alien planet.

>>620703
sean connery looks like shit now tho...

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A very small, light and waterproof outdoor mobile phone...

Stand-by time > 215 h
micro sim, bluetooth 3.0

<--- what do you think?
http://www.cyrus-technology.de/en/handys/cm-5/

>>620763
let's not revisit all the autism surrounding the axe in prometheus

I'd rather headbutt a brick wall

>>620763
>Implying an axe wouldn't be useful for many situations on and off an alien planet.

In the year 2093, the axe is meant for emergency tasks. now go play elsewhere jim-bob.

>>615697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7GpVQCfms
this with handy howto docus in its memory (animal, mushroom, etc )

>>622316
nice one. but what if when you use it on cloth? does it still work?

>>616154

The fuck is the point of this.

Does this nigga get sexually aroused playing with mud while almost naked in the jungle?

>>615732
Looks DELICIOUS Anon!

>>624432
I love mine.
nothing like hiking up a steep trail all day then baking fresh brownies at 12,000ft above sea level.
So fucking comfy

>>624452
Does it do normal Wheat bread?

>>624455
Not sure. Here is what I have made so far:
Pancake mix biscuits.
Brownies
buttermilk biscuits
scrambled egg with veggies sort of omelet things
Poached eggs
flan
meatloaf

I cook most of my backpacking food in this thing because cooking with thin pots is just too hard otherwise.
This makes it so everything gets a slow cooked long window when its done. This keeps it pretty foolproof and I am always tending other things like pitching my tent while the cooking is happening.