Daily reminder that even our king says that there is not a k

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Daily reminder that even our king says that there is not an orange made that can perform as well as an apple while baking apple pie.

>>612174
In what way is he our king and a wedge shaped bit of wood can do the job of knives and hatchets.

>>612176
> Doesn't recognize our king

Welcome newfriend

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>>612177
that's not les, bear, proenneke, beard, aflie, or mears. so chut up or gtfo or both

>>612181
Remove bear, alfie and mears and you have a good list going.

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>>612177
>Doesn't recognize our king
But after all he's just a king, and he knows it. Do you know the story of King Canute and the waves?

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This guy is our King.

That shitlord is not even remotely /out/. He's a religious zelot who does wood working and minor homesteding videos.

I don't think he's done ONE fucking camping video of any type.

He MIGHT be DIY related, but he doesn't belong in /out/ at all. Let alone as "king".

>>612195
He just obsesses over axes, he isn't even much of a DIYer.

Pic related markp0177 is closer to an /out/ DIY hybrid-god than wranglerstar on his best day.

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>>612188
Another picture of him.

>>612195
We found the reddit atheist who hates him simply because he's a Christian

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>>612207
Aw hell pic related

>>612209
Maybe maybe not, but he is a religious zealot and that means he is, fundamentally, an idiot.

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>>612209

>>612231
Skip the videos about church. He leaves out religion in most of the other videos.

>>612231
To be fair to the guy, he rarely pushes the Jebus stuff on his regular video's, and when he does I just don't watch or skip along to where he gets back to something I enjoy, I do find his constant moaning about everything modern is shit and everything back in the day was great a bit of a drag.

>>612174
Sorry, but as an America, I have no king.

>>612275
° Tips fedora°

>>612174
>an hipster, starbucks, apple lover
>our king
Pick one, it's not that difficult.

>>612275
exactly. We Americans have to elect our youtube celebrities using a democratic process.

>>612249
>videos about church.


How the fuck can you even take this guy seriously?

>>612644
Come on now, just because his beliefs about the fundamental nature of existence are based on evidenceless unfalsifiable mythology doesn't mean his axe reviews aren't rooted in first had fact.

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>>612652
Its one thing to believe in god, to even be a christian , but to actually be a churchgoer to the point of making videos about church is a sure sign of a complete assclown.
Fuck that guy to be tbh family.

>>612177
>Welcome newfriend
That hipster faggot appeared extremely late in the /out/ timeline

>>612183
>remove mears

Daily reminder that Americans are so out of touch of living off the land that "homesteading" has become a thing.

Wranglestar and similar YouTubers are cringeworthy.

i watched this guy's channel for a few days and couldn't take any more.

he's cringe as fuck.

This guy makes "acerage living" seem a lot more hardcore than it really is. "homesteading" when you live less than 100 miles from civilization...don't think so.

>>612925
if you haven't noticed the trend. everybody is trying to make everything seem more hardcore than it is all the time. i blame hollywood.

>>612759
>>612663
Agreed, he has the vibe of mildly retarded individual. And everything he does he tries to present as the most challenging thing in the universe, cringy af.

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>>612183
>remove mears

>>612965
which is also why Mears is so fun >>612969 >>612181

he does the exact opposite with a constant smile on his face

>>612965
>>613073
>kek'ed

>>612660
Leave my diy trailer out of your fucking shitpost faggot!

>>613079
That image conveys his point pretty well though...

>>613079
Looks more like DIYWOMO tbh fam.

>>612925
I've seen his house on Bing Maps (for some reason Google doesn't cover his area). He's probably twenty five miles by road from the nearest actual town (White Salmon, WA). So not actual off the grid homesteading but in the winter they probably get cut off from civilization on occasion.

>>613268
> DIYWOMO
> ?

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>>613356
Do
It
Yourself
With
Oven
Mitts
On

>>612195
>shitlord
>zelot
>SHITLORD, REALLY NIGGA its like you arent even trying to mask your tumblr-esk behavior
those are some mighty buzzwords you got there, m8

>>613268
>tbh fam
Stop that.

i fucking love wranglerstar

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>>613771
>>613771
>>613771
And yet if he actually met you, he would freak out because you are gay and he is homofobe.

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>>612174

>That wart faced ugly ass psycho autist wifebeater shill is our king

Ray Mears is forever our king and saviour.

Fuck right off, go outside and reconsider your life.

>>613430

smh tbh

you no fam of me tbqh

>>612174
this looks like shit

>>612174

A suburbanite that spent a load of money to go live a "pioneering" life is the king? Is this a joke? He forges with chunks of wood, for fuck's sake.

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>>615768
Yeah the guy is definitely an assclown.
There are a handful of sunday school /out/ teens that think he is a "cool" christian.

>>615773

I couldn't care less about what he believes or what he does with his own "fora" to speak about, I'm just saying this guy should in no way be king of an outdoors board. Of course, most of the users here are people that walk out onto their suburban lawn and have a small fire (within HOA regulations) in their fire pit. Maybe hot dogs are involved, maybe not.

It's like people that go on /ck/ and only eat microwaved shit or fast food. Why are half of you fucks even here?

>>615776
I come for the pictures of places I can't always go to unless I plan a trip weeks in advance.

>>615776
>I'm just saying this guy should in no way be king of an outdoors board.


And I am just telling you why he gets posted here.

Hes right butthe difference isnt significant if you are camping for am extended time and you dont bring tools like a hatchet then youre dumb as hell but shorter stays you just need a solid batoning knife

Total candyassgot

>>612174
that guy would not make it 5 minutes as a MGTOW

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>>615662
Mears just seems like he's got nothing to prove, and that's exactly what I want in my /out/.
Totally chill guy.
Pic related, me and The King.

>A hatchet chops better then an big survival knife


Well yeah but I can baton faster with a big knife plus my pack is already 50lbs, the hatchet doesn't bring enough over a big knife to take the extra weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YjAgA_M-QE


I know this is off topic but the dude has a video on great wolf lodge. What wilderness is great wolf lodge trying to represent?

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>>612174
>our king

excuse me?

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>>619153
Really bro you think you can split wood faster by batoning vs splitting it with a hatchet??? That's outrageous

>>619164
Yeah dude, dont have any videos to make it up and maybe it's because I dont deal with super thing stuff but I can process wood with a big knife and a baton

>>619167
http://youtu.be/KDp2oPxNV6g
You can't beat the golf swing

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>>619147
Is that actually you with Ray mears? How was he? Looks cosy

>>619147
>yfw Mears is a manlet

>>612209
he's not just some regular christian, it's some weird christianity that among other things do not allow him to eat pork
we can't have a king that doesn't eat pork

>>619207
Yup. Me.
He was really cool. Just a guy completely at ease with himself. Very respectful toward people, no ego. Everything he told us about, be it tool, techniques or terrain, came with a story of it's origin & history.
Cups of tea round the fire while he taught us to carve spoons with an axe.

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>>612174
He's great with an axe and homesteading shit but he really doesn't do much in the way of bushcrafting, so he hardly qualifies as king of /out/ unless you are an axe autist/sperglord/fetsishist.

I'd argue that Dave Canterbury is more of the real deal, he can do the homesteading stuff and the bushcrafting stuff too.

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>>612174
And what the fuck is up with his "dust bowl" ear wife and 19th century ghost child son.

They're home schooling that pasty little shit to become a serial killer

>>619364

There are three main subsections of /out/:
>wrangerstar homestead types
>mors kochanski bushcraft types
>ultralight adventure camp types

Just because you don't happen to be a wrangerstar type doesn't mean people who are are autists. You're arguably more autistic for taking issue with this thread, autist.

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>>619378

>>619378
>wrangerstar type
NO NO NO
He does not get to be the figure head of the off the grid homesteaders.
He is a fucking assclown.

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>>619384
Ain't even mad.

>>619385
Who do you have in mind that is better and more recognized than him, then?

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>>619387

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>>619387
>Who do you have in mind that is better and more recognized than him, then?

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>>619390
I agree with that totally, but I'm talking about people who are still alive and actively producing content.

>>619372
the worst thing about wranglestar it's his retarded wife laughing, damn fuck, what an atrocious thing to watch.

>>619392
>that glorious picture
fucking saved.

>>619387
>Who do you have in mind that is better and more recognized than him, then?

Arguably Dave Canterbury is a better choice, he puts out way more content on a lot more subjects and he is on TV, he may not appeal to the axe junkies and home steading crowd as much but he covers more bases than almost anybody you care to name.

>>619392
>but I'm talking about people who are still alive and actively producing content.


We really dont need anyone like that anon.

>>619396
But Dave Canterbury is simply a less skilled, more fantastical Mors Kochanski.

>>619408
I freely admit that I don't know a great deal about Mors but from what I've seen he really only cover the bushcraft stuff, Dave Canterbury (DC) covers that and blacksmithing, weapons and trapping, if you are looking for an all rounder then he is much closer to it than anybody else, Cody (Wranglerstar) really only covers the homesteading stuff, he doesn't do any camping of bushcraft at all from what I've seen.

>>619390
Who's the dyel?

>>619408
There might be a more skilled bushcraft expert living in far Siberia, someone we have never heard of, but of all we know about Mors Kochanski is the best.

I like Dave and his videos are not that bad, but why to compare him to Mors? There are (tens of) thousands of people like Dave but there are not many like Mors. His collection of books alone is insane and it covers more than just survival skills.

>>619424
>(DC) covers that and blacksmithing, weapons and trapping
I bet Mors knows more about blacksmithing and trapping than Dave ever will. Dave might know more about guns, but who knows and what does it have to do with /out/ anyway.

Cody is a hipster fondling his macs. Not very /out/ tbh.

>>619427
I know Mors is old and not in the best of health but even back in the day he wasn't producing much in the way of content, he has like a handful of (amazing well written and useful) books while DC and even Cody are pumping out tons of content every year, DC has 985 videos and Cody has 1160, on content alone they are blowing Mors out of the water.

>>619430
Quality is far more important that quantity anon.
Pls stop shilling wranglecuck

>>619430
>DC and even Cody are pumping out tons of content every year
Watching most of that content is complete waste of time. The thing I dislike the most is the way they act, like they know everything about the subject, lol. Well, Dave at least is serious about the stuff he teaches.

I like bushcraftbartons, that's my favourite /out/ channel.

>>619431
Are you saying that DC's and Cody's content is no good!?

Also if I'm shilling for anybody it would be DC, and by using the term shilling to describe what is a discussion it's clear to me that you just want to shut down that discussion because you can't back up your argument, I mean if I were to use your tactics I would accuse you of sucking Mors cock and being wilfully blind to any other possibilities, if you are an honest actor then present some facts, show me where Mors has covered more than just bushcraft, where is his homesteading book/video, where is his blacksmithing stuff, where is his weapons stuff?

Personally I'm all for a balanced approach and learning from everybody but the premise of this thread is that Cody is the true embodiment of /out/ and I disagree with that.

>>619443
So your dislike is more to do with style than content, I get it, there are people out there who know their shit but I don't like them as people, but sometimes we have to listen to them anyway to learn what they know regardless of whether we like them or not, it's called being a grown up

>>619443

He's annoying.

>>619446
I am saying /out/ does not need a king and yes, these youtubers are assclowns and I am sick of seeing their content flogged here.
I am not going to mount an argument specifically showing their idiocy because that would give them far too much credit.
They do not even deserve a good debunking.
Read a fucking book anon, youtube a shit.

>>619449
>these youtubers are assclowns
>Read a fucking book anon
This, if you actually want to learn.

>>619448
He doesn't speak perfect English and it gets annoying if you have a 10 second attention span.

>>619453

That's not what is annoying about his videos. In fact, every single "bushcraft" video has about ten years of unnecessary content that could be removed and the video wouldn't suffer in the slightest.

The only good thing to come from Barton is my knowledge of the French guy Billy. He's very interesting.

>>619364
Dave Canterbury is too obsessed with cosplaying as some sort of trapper in the 1800s

>>619472
everyone needs a hobby
but it gets old when he keeps pushing stuff made / designed 1-2 century ago

>>612174
my normal knife stuck in skull would work just as fine as my hatchet stuck in his skull. the guy is a fucking tool and a cultist like fucking ustis off of mountain men.

>>619372
would you say axe murderer

>>619541
>would you say axe murderer


No I would say ass clownerer

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
What about this guy?

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>>619385
If you are bored one day, look up WranglerBarn. That was Cody's name before he switched to Wranglerstar. Under the old name he apparently was an anti-government prepper. You can still hear hints of his old self in his current videos but judging from the hostile reactions from some of his former WranglerBarn associates, he used to be really hardcore about it. He scoured most references to WranglerBarn and all of the videos from the net but those belonging to others remain.

I think part of the reason why he tries (rather poorly) to keep his name and location secret is due to the anger in the prepper community of him leaving them and moving on to promoting homesteading instead.

>>619561
>anti-government prepper
Jesus christ how to these idiots gain a following?

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>>619565
I'm surprised the guy has a mustard with a name like "French's".

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>>619561
It's creepy how Cody has changed. He's either schizophrenic or his Wranglerstar character is all fake. Recently he mentioned the open carry thing that was so important to him before and called it "a phase".

My guess is he realized how counterproductive it was to prep and then show it all on Youtube. He's still prepping, but on Youtube he's "homesteading", whatever that means. Or maybe he's just trying to make a living, knowing faggotry is the thing right now.

I'm posting here, because I just stopped watching Wrangerstar. I had my first doubts when he released a video titled
>My Favourite Youtuber? : Casey Neistat
but yesterday when I saw him going to Apple store, I stopped the video and realized that I'm watching a complete faggot, fake or not.

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>>619903
He probably noticed that its much more lucrative to appeal to a much larger audience. Preppers are hardcore but small in number. His homesteading persona appeals to not only homesteaders but also those who dream of someday living the country life.

>>620672
He pushes the "everything was better in the olden days" message pretty hard too, it seems to play well with the wannabe hicks and luddites, maybe it's just me but it feels a bit cunty to be on the internet making money by constantly claiming everything modern is shitty.

>>620686
It's working for him though, there's clearly an audience who eats up this shit

Why are you guys being so mean to our king?

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>>620686
People are dissatisfied with modern culture. He's tapping into that. But yeah, he should try podcasting on an Apple II if he thinks the old days were better for everything.

As an aside, his sister isn't bad looking for a middle age woman. Her channel actually has some good /out/ content on it.

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/out/ has no king. /out/ needs no king

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No king or queen but we did have a princess once.

>>619903

You can tell by his crazy killer face and his greasy hair that guy is not alright.

Also how weird his family is, how creepy the wife and how submissive his kid.

>>621709

That's because you want your daddy Denethor to rule you fucking jewish rat.

Rohan is where it's at. Even Rhûn is more civilized than your shit country.

>>622422
>how submissive his kid.
Not sure about this. His kid is smart and will see trough all of this Jesus-nonsense. The victims of religion are usually the dumb ones and I don't think Jack (probably not his real name) is dumb at all.

>>622033
Who is she?

There's a strong feeling of untrustworthiness that he gives off and I don't like it.

Something's definitely "off" about him.

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>>622468
>Who is she?
The one woman on The Island with Bear Piss Drinker to not totally suck at /out/.

>His kid is smart
If he read a lot and has internet access, he'll figure it out.

>>622477
>untrustworthiness
Saw several reviews of his business selling used parts for Jeep Wranglers where people claimed he ripped them off with the wrong part or a defective one. Might explain his paranoia about his house being easy to see from the road.

>>619390
If this guy and Ray aren't your kings, then there is something seriously wrong with you. They are the comfiest of comfy /out/ bros. Quiet, unassuming, do their thing and know their shit.

It's not even a question, and if it is to you, you forgot what /out/ is about.

>>622807
We need no kings

>>622477
I get that feeling too but I've always put it down to him being a bible basher, they are always creepy

>>622790
He had another YT channel called wranglerbarn which was a prepping channel from what I've heard, I think he was not well liked back then and he has since killed that channel and removed all the old videos, but some of the response video's still remain, the reason he is paranoid about his location is because it was (allegedly) robbed before he had fully moved in there and some equipment went missing, I find I enjoy fewer of his videos now than I did to begin with, he bores me with his endless shit about the good old days.

>>622833
Think he's simply run out of things to say so he has to raid the past for ideas. His sister's channel, "The Fresh P", has a good variety of content though is often hippy or female stuff. Sometimes she gets on camera mildly drunk, slurring her speech and looking glassy eyed.

>>622844
I still watch him but I tend to skip through the bits where he is jerking off over old time tools, I liked the video's where he restored some old tools and where he was milling lumber but I skip a lot of his other boring stuff.

>>613079
Calm down. I really like it.

>>613268
Dude.
Dude.
This is /out/.
Have you seen the shit the assholes here make?
That trailer is fucking cool.
Why does everybody rag on it so hard?

ITT jealous shitlords

>>612174
Well you may be right about the hatchet point you make however he ain't my king son.

>>612174
I didn't vote for him.

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Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Wranglerstar?

>>612174
He's not my king, I need no king, that is why I like to get away from all this shit.

>>620903
>his sister isn't bad looking for a middle age woman

Just cheked her videos, I think she's trying to seduce me.

>>625598
You might have a chance. Her husband looks like a community college literature professor. Someone more manly might be what she wants.

>>625710
>Someone more manly
>tfw I am a bald handsome hairy fuck

If she's anything like her brother there's no chance of that happening.
She looks good but I bet her pussy is wrinkly as fuck and smells like broth.
Also

>them old lady hands
Ew.

>>626203
>smells like broth

When you get your first taste of real milf pussy, you are going to wish it smelled like broth.

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>>626243
All natural

>>612660
That looks like an apartment complex right by my school