>taking a shit at night while /out/ >step in own shit

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>>1092645

>>1092645
>October 1 2003 plus 5085 days
>not digging a cathole
Shiggitydiggitydoo.

>not rivershidding
Sometimes I don't know why we even bother on this board.

Had to shit whilst walking the dogs on the beach in the moonlight. Was very peaceful. But cost me a sock for the clean up.

Easy op just poop into hand then throw

>>1092645
>be me
>saharah dessert
>get the shits
>run out into the sand with no light
>no time to do more than make a small scoop in the sand to shit into
>blast two days of Imazir food onto the sand
>walk to meters away, scatter sand over the area I shat on, figure the shit will clump and the wind will ball it up and try it out
>returning to camp
>step on something soft
>wat
>realize I stepped in someone elses shit
>back to camp
>tell the nomads I stepped in shit
>everyone laughs
>one guy blushes, fucking Hassan
>accuse him of not burrying his shit
>spagetti falls out of his pockets
>"Hassan doesn't bury it" becomes the punch line for the next week
>"we have to plant a date tree"
>"dont send Hassan, he won't bury it"