I live in an area where there is no hunting and the deer have

Pocket Slingshot?

>>1087759
Where about are you? I want to strangle me some doe's.

Man up and rape the deer until they die of internal injuries from your massive schlong

>>1087759
U can kill them with multiple things traps, (cross)bow, .22

Start killing them before they overrun the woods and eat every plant in sight.

The woods are state land and its very illegal to hurt them. Im in an unkown part if nyc which actually has a very large amount of woods

>>1087934
Kill them anyway with a small primitive crossbow(make sure you get your arrows back tho), or introduce a predator by hand.

>>1087934
>mommy said I can't
Grow a pair son.

>>1087939
In nyc someone shot a deer with a cross bow and they went to prison

body slam it!

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Don't be stupid and place them in people areas.

>>1087759
Learn to fight, pussy, deer are easy as shit to whoop.


>tossing front hooves at you
Step to the side
>rear kick
Jump backward
>front charge
Step to side

Overall, intelligently control the neck and keep its head low to the ground until it calms down or exhausts itself, antlers or not its simple to do

Its not a fucking moose bro

https://youtu.be/rUiPmHA7Xqg


>he cant wrestle deer

>>1087981
I've never done it so its a bit scary but I imagine I can do it

>>1088021
Theyre just lanky goats, bro

>>1088270
Im a city boy.

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>>1087759
>read pic related
enjoy your free meat :^)

>>1087983
Fucking 'stralia mate

>>1087934
What part of NYC is wooded? The only places I can think that can possibly have deer are Jamaica Bay and Staten Island.

>>1089554
Are his books worth reading?

>>1089620
I've only read this one of him, but it sure was worth it.
It's full of easy and really clever tricks to poach/hunt. His stories are intersting and pretty crazy too.
>read the dang book

>>1087861
Liar youre gonna hog tie them and rape them