ITT: God-Tier trail food First time I tried these, I was hitchhiking

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>>1086450

>40g of sugar

Classic design

>>1086509
Maybe Carbohydrates is listed under Sugar.

>>1086450
you obviously have never been hiking

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>>1086486

>>1086513
Lol that's as big as a CD Case.
From the games I assumed it was the size of a pizza box.

MGS Snakeater was fucking awesome.

>>1086450
I personally go for Soylent, Sounds like just a vegan calorie block with water. I've gone on week long trips with soylent for at least 3/5 meals a day.

if i ever go camping, I'm not sitting around nawing on a block of food. I'm need some hotdogs n some stir fry. our at least some chips n salsa.

>>1086666
Don't go outside, quadsfriend. It's a terrible place

>>1086450
I've had a similar experience shopping for dried meats at the asian markets.

dried seafoods are particularly novel and fun for me. sure, they have a powerful "fishy" smell, but a little bit of warming in a pan or over a flame and they soften up well and are packed with nutrition while being light and shelf stable.

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>>1086673
Horrible horrible place. Or just skip food and bring plenty of cocaine

>>1086450
>Calorie Mate Block
>400 calories
>80 grams
400 / 80 = 5
5 cal/gram
Peanut butter has 6 cal/gram
Pemmican has 6.6 cal/gram
Either has more protein than Calorie Block
Why would I want to eat a block?

>>1086683
If you take up smoking hardcore enough you could probably suppress your appetite long enough

I just make chocolate bush bread and whack off as much as humanly possible

>>1086565

Enjoy your estrogen.

>>1087822
no no no bring salt water, salt water willl make you vomit and that will cause the salt to leave you body leaving you hydrated, and refreshed from shock

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>>1089519
maybe he's not getting enough... estrogen.

Calorie mate tastes like a compressed block of chocolate whey powder. They aren't good, they're a novelty

>>1086450
>ITT: God-Tier trail food
You're doing it wrong; see
>>1087811
>Pemmican

I'll add GORP to the list.

Honey, flour, and cornmeal hardtack with peanut buttah.

Oatmeal for breakfast, gorp, jerky and granola bars for lunch and snacks, mountain house for dinner. That's generally most of what I eat.

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These are awesome trail snacks, plus you can make a fire starter/candle out of the wax in a pinch.

>>1091035
Same here.

Tear these out of the ground on your hike and eat the white stem base. Delicious.

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>>1091080
forgot pic

>>1091043
These things taste disgusting. They also don't keep that well without refrigeration.

>>1092603
You're supposed to take the red part off before you eat it.

>>1092607
Actually the wax tastes better in my opinion, and I eat bleu, stinking bishop, and other strongly flavored cheeses. I get the feeling it's got no age on it, just raw, tasteless, mass-produced cheese.

>>1086565
>contain eggs
>contain butter

Guy its vegan lol!

>>1086565
I wouldn't recommend soylent. I watched a doco about it and the guy was saying they just ordered drums of ingredients from whatever Chinese factory would sell it to them.
Chinese people buy all of the baby formula off of our shelves and sell it to their family back home because they can't trust what is sold there.

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>>1086683
lol that's my picture

>>1086511
It is