Why on earth are you not driving towards the eclipse right this

>oh wow the sun is black

Go outside, put your thumb in front of the sun.

Wow, an eclipse.

>>1085201
Are you depressed, anon?

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>>1085195
>why aren't u travelling to see this shit
Because i live directly in the path and all i have to do is step outside on my property tomorrow.

>>1085214
Too bad it will be cloudy for you smuglypuff

because I can wait for 2024 when it will go right over my house

>>1085203
Nope

Because I live like 5 miles from the path of the next one.

Im driving to see it with muh friends
Why is /out/ the most bitter board ever?

>>1085235
Most posts come from the shut-/in/s who watch survival and bushcrafting videos all day. The people who actually go /out/ don't post a lot, because they're usually /out/.

>do you think you're going to make time for the one in alaska in six years?

Yes.


Because I live in Alaska.

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>>1085195
Oh I can start driving but I'd soon be blocked by the 74,471,500 cubic miles of water called the Atlantic fucking Ocean

>>1085195
in 7 years there is one from texas to maine sooooooooooooo

>>1085195
Because it's going to be an absolute shitshow of people.
And I hate people.

Solar events like this always bring out the craziest of crazies. I can't wait to hear about TEH ECLIPSE!!!!1!!!@!!1 Heavens-Gate-2.0 cults that an hero because Nibiru will only allow them to pass if they drink the koolaid.

Local/State/Fed public safety agencies are treating this as a large-scale natural event because of the amount of people, traffic, and insanity that's going to happen.

My office is in the 92% zone, which is good enough for me.

>>1085195

I live in the DFW area. In 2024 I will be in the zone of totality and my son will be 11.

THAT is my perfect time to witness an eclipse.

Drove into Madras, Or. yesterday. No traffic, no backups, nothing. It was all hype. There's still spots open for grabs at the place I'm at.

It's gonna be awesome.

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>>1085263
>natural event
natural disaster.
I need to proofread before I submit.

>>1085201

Pretty much this, not a big deal.

>>1085195
>tfw my house is in the dead fucking center of the total eclipse band
>tfw have Monday off work
I'm gonna watch it ass-naked in a lawn chair in my back yard while drinking a pina colada.

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>>1085271
All these wide open spots to stay and watch in...

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>>1085195
Because I'll be 51 years old when the next one passes right over me. >assuming I'm still in Florida.

>>1085245
So much this.

>>1085195
It's coming to Vermont in six years so I'll just wait. Not really a big deal.

>>1085195
Come to Brazil

>>1085245
I can confirm this. Haven't been /out/ all year. I just buy gear and shitpost.

>>1085245
/thread

It should actually be illegal to post online unless you can prove you have enough of a life to keep you offline all but 1hr a week

I live in the path fucko, and I wish all these out of staters would fuck off, half my states forests are on fire right now. Last thing we need in our forests are more careless out of staters.
T orefag

>>1085562
>Muh forests

Maybe logging would help but no you envirotards prefer to demonize loggers and let the forrests burn

>>1085195
>why arent you doing what everyone else is doing? dont you know following trends is a wholly /out/ thing to do?

i'll watch it on youtube. The fact that so many people care about this stupid shadow is a sign of the end times.

>>1085616
Your ignorance is a sign of the idiocracy premise coming true.
So glad i did not have kids

>>1085720
No need for more tards in the world not like you had a choice in the matter

>>1085271
Drove to Corvallis. It's a cute town. Have fun over there.
>>1085562
What if this out of stater picks up after himself?

t. WAfag

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>>1085195
>Americans get all the cool eclipses
>the ones that we would get to see (mostly the incomplete ones) always show up on cloudy nights

>>1085878
Was pretty cool eurofriend.
Come visit us next time

why the fuck would I have drove to it?
all I had to do was walk into my backyard.

>Uni started on the 20th
FUCK
ME

Really feel bad for anons that missed totality