Disappearing innawoods to shoot and camp for 4 days, don't

>>1084355
beans and coffee

Take beans, rice, pastas, corn.

Also eggs, bacon, sauce or vege in a can.

Make any mix of thoses.

>>1084355
Dutch oven roasts turn out pretty well if you're feeding a few.

>3-4 pound rump roast, bonus points for venison
>2 Tbsp butter
>1lb baby carrots
>1/2lb celery, trimmed, stalks cut into quarters
>2 onions peeled and quartered
>4 cloves garlic peeled and smashed
>Fistful of thyme sprigs, tied tightly with butcher's twine
>4-ish bay leaves
>Salt and pepper
>12 oz. beer, preferably Newcastle or some other medium ale

Set the oven open over the coals and get it fairly hot. Add the carrots and stir it around for about 2 minutes. Add the onions, celery, garlic, and some salt and pepper and let the onions get a little color.
Meanwhile, season the roast generously with salt and pepper. Move the veggies to the edge of the dutch oven, throw the roast in the middle (fatty side up if using beef), add the beer, submerge the thyme and bay leaves. Seal her up and bury in the coals for about 6 hours or till it's fork tender.

You can serve it up as is or fish out the goods and add gravy mix to the liquid that's left. Normally I'm against gravy mix but it's acceptable when you're outdoors.

You can prep all the veggies and herbs ahead of time and put them in a single gallon ziplock bag in the cooler.

>>1084358
I forgot to add, butter goes in with the carrots.

>>1084355
>Add shoot just to make my fantasy camping trip blog weapons related

>>1084360
Work's been shit and I've worked 3 straight 16s. I'd rather disappear in to the Cascades for a long weekend than bum around my house doing nothing.

>>1084355
What kind of woods can you just disappear into with a truck and shoot things?

t. wnc

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Shooter's Sandwich.

Bring shit loads of dry foods like oats and granola. It will allow you to always have food without worrying about cooking and heat.

Red beans and rice is my favorite. Zatarains makes a good one. A couple packets of mashed potatoes and country gravy are pretty great too. If you're really hungry, you can mix the potatoes in with the gravy to give it a bit more body. Mixing freeze dried mashed potatoes into almost anything is a pretty good trick. I pack in some sweet pastries, like cream cheese danishes, too. A few sugary things with substance can feel like a delicacy after 2 days eating beans.

>>1084362
Cascades. Logging trails and forestry road errywhere

>>1084363
Explain

Looks like grilled cheese with steak?

>>1084367
>Get a circular loaf of bread
>Cut top off
>Gut the bread to desire thickness from crust
>Cover the inside and lid with mustard/horseradish
>Saute onion and mushroom
>Cook stakes to your liking
>Acquire preferred cheese
>Build stake base layer
>Continue to layer the ingredients how you desire
>Put top on
>Wrap it in parchment/plastic wrap loosely
>Wrap in foil loosely
>Compress
>Refrigerate
>Be rewarded with a super sandwich that only chad would eat

Alrighty my suggestions mainly come from a backpacking perspective so they focus on reduced weight and "cooking everything in one container" kind of packing, let me see if i can remember what I used.

Lets see

Idahoan Mashed Potatoes mixed with cubed dried meat.
https://idahoan.com/product-category/flavored-mashed/
Pretty much take jerky sticks and chop them up. Use water from a jetboil and prepare the taters according to the pouch directions. While cooking stir in the jerky stick bits into the potatoes along with freeze dried onions/green onions or whatever other herbs you prefer. They're filling, salty and satisfying, especially after a long day of hiking. Lots of carbs, salt protein.

Instant soup of choice mixed with freeze dried couscous.

This is flexible and filling. I've used the instant Miso soups from Trader Joes, prepare them according to the directions, and add couscous for lots of fiber and protein, so that even a simple broth soup can be filling and tasty.

https://thesummitregister.com/homemade-backpacking-meals-just-add-water/

If you really want to splurge, dried tortellini pasta will cook well and be full of dried cheese that is nice and salty for eating. Since you're car camping you can bring jars of sauce and whatnot and be filling as hell.

Freeze Dried Refried Bean Flakes mixed with dried jerky and herbs.
http://shop.honeyville.com/refried-bean-flakes.html

Also another filling meat and carb dish. Will fill you up and is totally versatile. The flakes are super light so they're easy enough to pack for a day hike with a jetboil and eat on the go. Then just add herbs and meat as you see fit.

Breakfast stuff, just bags of cereal mixed with dried milk powder so you can just pour the combined mixture into a cub and add water. Bam instant milk and cereal without holding separate containers.

Pop tarts are a nice treat for the end of the day, I usually would pack one at resupply points.

Ramen packs + meat + herbs, always a good standby.

>>1084369
Finally for snacks, bars, dried fruit (particularly mango/guava/pears/apples for plenty of simple carbs plus high calories for quick energy.

Jerky is always good.

For the snack bars what I've found when you've been hyiking for a very long time, and this may vary, but I've found that when I'm out that long, I start disliking super sweet things like most of the nature valley granola bars, my palate starts demanding saltier stuff like jerky or nuts instead or really dark bitter chocolate.

>>1084355
Chunks of chuck steak browned off in the dutchie then separate into another dish/mug for a while
Onions on a low heat for 5-10mins
Then you can chuck in carrots/garlic/leek/celery and sweat those off.
Add the meat back in and up the heat on the dutchie return to hotter part of fire for 3 mins stirring constantly add herbs and seasoning.
Pour in a healthy quatity of porter/stout/maltcentric beer and simmer for an hour or two.
Serve over fire cooked spuds

One of my go-tos for car camping with a big group is taco soup.

1 lb ground beef
1 large onion
2 cans chili beans
1 can kernel corn
1 can diced tomato
1 can tomato sauce
1 small can green chiles
1 pack taco seasoning
1 pack Hidden Valley ranch mix

Brown beef and onion in large pot, drain grease. Add everything else plus 2 cups water. Simmer for an hour.
Eat with tortilla chips, shredded cheese, and sour cream.

>>1084355
What do you eat at home? Eat that, but while camping.

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>>1084363
goddamned snipers are so good!

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>>1084355
>cast iron skillets
pancakes, breakfast sausage, bacon, eggs, home fries

oh and jiffy pop

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>>1084355
I'll suggest what I eat couple days:
Bring a bag of taters, an onion, a pepper, a mess of eggs, a block of cheese, a meat of your choice, green chilies, diced tomato can, chipotles, beans, southwestern seasonings, and tortillas.
>Dice the potatoes, onions, peppers
>cube your meat
>Cook meat in the skillet remove the meat a bit on the rare side, you'll finish it later
>Start frying up your diced taters
>Once they're golden brown, add in the vegetables, cubed meat, beans, chipotle, and chiles.
>Once these are well along, make a hole in the center of all the food and add in your beaten eggs
>Scramble the eggs then mix them around into the rest
>Add in shredded cheese to melt and season to taste
>Stuff this into a burrito
You'll probably only be able to eat two burritos at most before the calorie overload knocks you out
Sweet dreams, buckaroo
*Also you could make Mountain Man, which is very similar but with more focus on eggs

>>1084355
quinoa makes a lot of eye-food for a little weight and is pretty macronutrient dense. a coupe of spoonfulls of quinoa to hot water can be cooked to a pretty large bit of meal

>>1085713
Chill out dude the water there is clean and plentiful a bit of soap hurts nothing

>>1086104
What??

>>1084355
>4 days
noob

>>1084356
Coffee beans?

>>1084358
Do you carry butter innawoods?

>>1086869
Sure, why not? It doesn't weigh much.

>>1086952
Melts a bit though, don't it?

>>1086956
What difference does it make!!!!!!?People are weird about stuff that doesn't matter, if you can pack a pizza slut pepperoni pizza or 20 mcdoubles a stick of butter shouldnt vex you

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>>1086104
Anon pls explain, it's bothering me all day

>>1087241
He's talking out of his ass, and clearly should look in to LNT.

>>1087242
LNT is for hypocritical douches

>>1087244
Explain

>>1087245
Same reason Warren Buffet calls for more tax on the rich. It distracts from his own bad behavior

>>1087267
That's not really explaining how LNT is for hypocritical douches. LNT is just a way to mitigate the impact you have being out there. It doesn't have to be all or nothing to avoid being hypocritical.

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Slice up some potatoes and fry them lightly with some oil in a cast iron skillet

When they're almost done add some diced peppers and onions.

Add some eggs and scramble them all in the mixture.

Add in some sausage, ham, or any other meat you like.

Towards the end sprinkle in some cheese and mix all together.

Now you've got a breakfast skillet that will feed a bunch of people and tastes amazing.

>>1087334

>LNT is just a way to mitigate the impact

Hahahaha hahahaha

>>1084355
Shelf-stable bacon is god-tier for cooking, don't know why it doesnt get more recognition. I made a really good meal by ripping up a pack of shelf-stable bacon and putting the pieces in some ramen.

>>1084355
Keep it's simple, after a day of fucking around you'll want something you can just whip up trust me.

>>1087340
>has no idea how to cook

>>1085579
>no butter
>no salt
>no kettlecorn

I knew you were gay