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/out/ i just found he best way to troll the fuck out of a deer

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/out/ i just found he best way to troll the fuck out of a deer

>deer can't see orange
>means you wear an orange jumpsuit, gloves, mask and shoes
>put on a headmounted light for extra keks
>lay down somewhere in the forest and patiently wait for your prey without making sudden moves
>as soon as a deer gets very close, activate light and chase the motherfucker
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>>1073509
Goodluck tell us how it goes
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>>1073509
>Gets mauled by blood hounds then shot as an escapee
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>>1073509
>Deer can't see orange
The heck? I was not aware of that.
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>>1073579
Get a orange knife. Best way to make sure the deer don't steel it
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>>1073583
>Budk
Now that's a name I've not heard in a looong time. A long time.
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>>1073579
Yes that's why hunters wear those faggy orange pads ontop of their uniforms.
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>>1073594
I thought that was because you need to wear high-vis clothing when hunting to not get shot by other hunters.
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>>1073509
Deer are colorblind, but they can still identify solid patches of a single color. It's not like anything orange looks invisible to them. How would you think that would even work?

>>1073597
This is the reason.
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>>1073597
Dude..... This really is summer....
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>>1073621
I'm here year-round, buddy.
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00044112.htm
https://www.qdma.com/can-deer-see-blaze-orange/
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Niggers can still see orange. In fact, it attracts them. Wear hi-vis green if you want to avoid getting shot.
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>>1073602
>Deer are colorblind
They also see in the UV range so OP would probably be dumb enough to wear a UV reflective jump suit and stand out like a glowing beacon.
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>>1073622

then why do hunters only wear a orange cap vest, instead of a full orange jump shit? It's so Humans dont mistake you as a deer and shoot you.

T. Faggot that's never been hunting.
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>>1073602
Came here to post this. Glad there's at least one non retarded anon here
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>>1073774
That was exactly my point tho. Am I missing something here?
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Hunters wear orange camo because deer are colorblind but can still see patterns. The orange colour is for other hunters not not to shoot you
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>>1073785
I don't know, man. It is like newfags have invaded and they don't know how to follow a conversation or use quotes.
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>>1073509
OP. congrats on being the dumbest one in your class.
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>>1073509

Orange is so you don't get blasted by some idiot who doesn't take the time to properly id the target. Also if you get caught hunting deer with a light you are going to get jammed up by the game wardens.
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>>1073900
Lol at anyone who takes this bait. It goes beyond what OP says, (((they))) don't want you to be effective at hunting so (((they))) push non orange shit.
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>>1073593
Obi wan?
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>>1073597
Get a load of this summerfag
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>>1074680
I've been here for a while, my bro. Please don't let the furry shoot me.
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