What's keeping you from moving to the Pacific northwest

>>1068806
I don't like truffles, rain, the Snoqualamie Pass, or Starbucks, and pigs are best used for bacon.

>>1068867
I will add 'it is not Texas' to that list.

If you're not a 57 year old Italian/French farmer or a 24 year old "documentary filmmaker" who hasn't made a single film you have no business even thinking about going truffle hunting.

>>1068896
>a 24 year old "documentary filmmaker" who hasn't made a single film
Guess it's gonna be another three years of smoking pot and mumbling about how film grain is sexy before I do something with my life.

>>1068806

Because Oregon White Truffles are garbage.

>>1068806
Well I like to stay grounded in reality, personally.

>>1068928
You can blame tweaker-ass rakers for essentially trawl netting all the truffles, ripe or not, out of an area indiscriminately.