It must seriously suck being a girl, having to pee and getting

nice thread, faggot.

Women can go anywhere, you should broaden your porn horizon. Then you would know.

I would not recommend eating pussy after it has been innawoods for more than 4 hours. Grills are unsanitary creatures.

>>1068040
>Eating pussy
Cuck

>>1068368
>not eating pussy

Homosexual

When you shit in the woods do you squat over the hole or do you put your hands on the ground behind you like a backwards spider? I like the latter. It's a little nasty shitting in a foot deep hole after 5 others, more so when it's in a swamp and fills with water in the first 5 minutes after digging and is inside the defensive position where everyone is sleeping and you can smell it all night even before they wake you up again at 3am to go on stag. Shitting in a bowl of shit, in the bush. But fuck it bury that and move on at dawn. Gotta poo and eat and sleep. Put a shallow pissing one near each sentry gun and put leaves in it to disguise the sound of the pissing,

Oh girls? Nah they never passed the training. But taking a squat isn't the end of the world. I don't think thats what they failed on.

What happens as non infantry attached is they get to go back to have a shower every few days to percent infection of the vagina.

>>1068588
Its the other way around, if you go down on a woman you are most like a fanook

>>1069215
**prevent

This is the rules despite what the head shed says about equality. Real world logistics win. The part time soldier girl gives someone a blowjob on day 2 and goes for a shower on day 3

>>1068368
>>1069220
i see you never had sex before

>>1068368
Witness the state of modern "men"

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>>1068588
Redditor detected

>>1067963
It sucks peeing because you will have some dribbles that just go everywhere which is why every time I pee or poop I take my water bottle with a squirt top and give myself a little bidet just to keep everything fresh, and then dry off with a bandana I have tied on my pack. I don't use tp except for number 2. Vag doesn't get stinkier than usual if you wash with dr bronners every day before bed.