>Go camping in the middle of no where catskills >See 2

>>1057328
Because you went to the Catskills, not the Adirondacks.
Next time bring your ghillie suit, sneak into their campsite, and crawl into some Stacy's tent.

>>1057348
I'll have to cut some pack weight, but its doable.

Isnt it bushfire season out in yankland?

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>>1057363
Buy a lightweight ghillie suit.

>>1057328
why didn't you cut their genitals off and put them on your skin walker necklace?

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>>1057495
I have this already, kinda brown for summer green forests.

>>1057373
I wish, the wood was so wet it was boiling on the dryest kindling i could find.

>>1057537
I really don't get the /x/ tin foil hat posters. This entire skin walker meme doesn't even make sense. People get lost in the woods all the time, animals eat the bodies. That's it.

>>1057571
>t. skinwalker

>>1057373
On the east coast, and especially in the northeast, the worst you could get is a groundfire. Outside of parks you can pretty much have a fire whenever there isn't a drought.

>>1057555
Now you just need this:
https://www.amazon.com/elope-131250-Plague-Doctor-Mask/dp/B00BEU1IJC

>>1057328
why does Mikhail Gorbachev have a pistol grip on his bolt gun?

>>1058050
Because Konami. Also, I like that the bubba'd Mosin was the thing you were curious about, not the parrot.

>>1057328
When I was in Patagonia a lot of the areas close to towns and campsites were filled with young Israelis smoking cigarettes and playing loud music. Pretty annoying, especially since they could've been doing that literally anywhere else in Argentina and nobody would've cared.

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>>1057328
you should have killed them all. i think you could have gotten away with it easily.

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>>1057495
>>1058038
I'm kinda new here in /out/, can someone explain the ghillie and doctor mask to me please?

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>>1058394

>>1057328
make slasher movies into a reality show

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>>1058410
please more explain

>>1057373
yes
crazy bush fires in california and extreme dry season in Montana