You're splashing around in the ocean at the beach when you

I do what's recommended and relax in the stream instead. Then I go to a different beach because I'm not going to become another tally mark.

>>1056851
Enjoy your farm runoff water

I keep swimming. I usually go far away from lifeguards spots precisely because of that, when the flag is red they start with bullshit like forbidding people from going to the water and nobody got time to deal with that shit. If I'm not putting anyone at risk other than myself then the law enforcers can go fuck themselves and leave me alone.

>>1056987
t. Super badass dude who's really hardcore.

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>>1056987
>has never seen a horse been swept off its legs by undercurrents in water barely knee deep

Pic related may look like some tropical paradise, but it's where the greentext happened. Never underestimate them undercurrents.

>>1057003
>>1056997
>>1056851
>not knowing how to swim
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

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>>1056997
>implying implications
Dude I mean, if you need the lifeguards to feel safe and you actually listen to them then more power to you, but there's no need to get ass hurt if other people choose to not do the same.

>>1057004
>implying
I was able to swim a mile when I was 11. No way in hell will I swim in waters with strong undercurrents.

>>1057031
t. Overly worried soccer mom

>>1057036
Go play Chicken with a horse and see what happens when you collide. Then factor in that a strong undercurrent can sweep a horse off it's legs.

Also, report back with vid of the Chicken game.

>>1057031
I bet this queer used a helmet when he started riding a bicycle. No wonder the west is losing, bunch of slack jawed faggots.

>>1057004
>>1057036
>>1057058
Not him, but I hope you drown
But of course that will never happen because you are a keyboard warrior that never goes outside

>>1057072
I'm >>1057058 and >>1057005 and yes I do really go /out/, I have 30+ beach days since the beginning of the year, almost in all of them I swam alone in the Atlantic so yes, fight me irl, faggot.

>>1057072
Also
>Desiring someone's death because you got mad on the internet
Seriously go seek help.

>>1057090
>Atlantic

>>1057096
>Hur dur it's not even a real ocean
/k/ then.

>>1056842
The currents in Hawaii aren't what bother me. I can easily get out of them with fins.

Double-wave hold-downs are the bitches that come close to killing me every time. Like a fucking freight train rolling over you when a 20ft wave passes over.

>>1057072
>I hope you drown
You have problems man. The fact that you want someone to die because they aren't worried about undercurrents shows how unstable you are. City dweller confirmed with such a shitty mental demeanor.

>>1057156
>from
Fuck off to plebbit you virtue signaling homo

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Oh look another dick waving contest
I swear the most common post on this board is "hurrr I bet you don't even go outside"
Like the fuck
>>1057181
Not that anon but redit is objectively better than 4chan

>>1057188
>Not that anon but redit is objectively better than 4chan
You should stay there then desu with you senpai baka. Plox upvote

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jack off one last time

>>1057156
I want all stupid people to die, not just you
But your death would be a good start
How about helping us out?

>>1057181
>virtue signaling by telling someone to fuck off after they tell me to kill myself.
Nice logic nigger. You probably wouldn't worry about drowning so much if you weren't so melanin enriched.

>>1057090
>fight me irl, faggot.
Bad idea, I'm potentially more dangerous than the strong undercurrents you clearly never came across. :3

>>1057287
>I'm potentially more dangerous
>:3
No you're a faggot.

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>>1057296
At least I'm not an idiot.^^