>tfw your 6 miles into an old growth forest and its 92 degrees

>he goes outside during summer

>leaving your house
thats where you went wrong

>not staying inside and watching youtube videos of hiking instead

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>tfw you are 6 miles into your hill hike and your back is now wet due to sweat and a freezing wind hits you

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>tfw planning a day hike for tomorrow and weather says 60F and partly cloudy

>>1018656
>tfw planning a hike to clear out invasive and noxious plants from deer camp
>weather says 85F and humid

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>tfw your outing you planned months in advance lands on a perfect partly cloudy 85 degree weekend but there's three forest fires in the area and all the trails and roads are closed

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>>1018255
Sounds like you stumbled into my backyard. Get a Neck cooler & a durag and soak them with water.

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>>1019022
Good dubs. But nigga i did 2 tours in the stan i know about doo rags. I was simply remarking on the phenomenon that we have all probably felt. Praying for wind, hearing wind, seeing trees rustle but being so deep in a forest you feel almost nothing.

>>1018255
Poor little babbie.

>>1018255
>old growth forest
I don't believe you
There are so few left on this planet
How do they keep the bushcrafting spergs from fucking it up?

>>1019068
By taking dead wood only

>>1019068
>a bushcrafter downing an old growth tree with a kabar

I highly doubt they could do it in under a week

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>>1019058
Yeah, I know. I live there.

>>1019120
idk, man. I've seen some pretty 1337 batonny chop chop in my day.

>>1019134
>Going full sperg on innocent trees

Sounds about right for a jewtuber

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>>1019138
Indeed.

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>>1019134
>the facemask
epic

>>1019095
still fucks it up, especially if you burn it

>>1019142
gonna need a sauce on this

>>1019403
Your so full og shit and don't even know it. Old growth forests existed everywhere before copper and glass production. Yes you can chop down a few trees, and burn the fallen ones, and it's still old growth.

Clear cutting is the distinction, and even most nfs plots don't get clearcut anymore.

>>1019142
>has an axe
>uses the flat side of the axe to baton the knife anyway.

Yeah seems about right.

>>1019599
>Old growth forests existed everywhere before copper and glass production.
In the US?
What are you even trying to say?

>>1019620
Basic history the deforestation of europe occurred when they figured out how to make copper and glass, which needed heat and they had yet to perfect the kiln.

In fact, despite europes socialist government friendly attitude and the perception they are more green, they have far far fewer forests per acre than the usa. In fact, many us citizens keep private forests in the 50-500 acre size, while only the richest of europeans do this.

>>1018988

>tfw you spend several days in cults and fossils land and nobody tries to recruit you into a cult