You are thrown in the middle of Siberian taiga RIGHT NOW with

i would freeze to death

>>1016421
Pretty sure I'm dead desu.

>>1016421
I start running south and pray my ultramatathon experience can get me far enough to a town or a survivalable climate.


That's all I got desu I don't see the value in attempting to survive and wait for help there.

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>mfw, another retarded fantasy for shut-ins

Post more oc /out/.

If it's not raining and it's above freezing, I'd follow a river and hope it took me to a village. If its raining and below freezing, just sit and pray for my soul and a quick death. It's pretty much death by exposure for almost everyone though.

Gym shorts, a t-shirt, a book, and a cup of coffee.

I'll just read until I'm dead desu

Work clothes, multi tool, knife, lighter. I might make it a little while

>>1016435
>not masterbating to death

Are you even trying?

It's like 1C there right now, my hoodie and jacket will more than suffice... while i wait for the helicopter that ive called and given my GPS co-ordinates to i can play some nintendo switch and eat my lunchbox contents

>>1016421

Currently sitting in a gator with 1/4 tank of fuel, a chainsaw with 4 gallons of fuel, a shovel, a bucket of various seeds, 100lbs of sweet feed, half a gallon of water, a .223 bolt action with half a box cartridges, and my lunch. On my person I have my knife my phone, half a pack of cigarettes and a litter for them and a can of cope.

I don't know what the water situation is like over there, but I assume I would be able to live for a couple weeks off the sweet feed so long as I have water.

Long term I'm fucked, but I hope that I'm rescued before I go empty on supplies.

Weather is also a concern as its 90F (30C) here today and I am dressed accordingly, I reckon if it's only 1C I would be in for some uncomfortable cold, not freeze to death cold.

I don't know how developed the are is, but I have about 15 miles worth of fuel so I doubt I will be able to drive out, but maybe I will find a road/river/something beneficial before I get stuck.

I've got office casual clothes on with no tools. I'd try to find a river and follow that downstream to civilization, but I'd say my chances of survival are less than 5% depending on location.

>jeans
>sleepers
>sockets
>t-shirt
>plate full of beans, rice, chicken, mushrooms, carrot and cabbage
>fork and knife
Probably die of hypothermia in the first night tho

More scared of tigers than the cold desu

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>>1016428
That.

>>1016517
If you somehow managed to make fire then you could just burn the forest.

>>1016421
I'm freeballing in a pair of shorts with a lighter and a knife in my pocket and a hatchet nearby. I will survive roughly 45 minutes and die trying to light a fire.

>>1016478

He said what's on you, you dumbass.

>>1016985

Work policy is wear the seat belt or get fired so the gator was as much on me as a backpack is on a student. It's not my fault that you don't have a backpack with wheels and an engine.

>>1016421
Well, fuck me... This is what I get for sitting down to check 4chan after a shower.

>damp towel
I'm fucked.

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>>1016428
Here u go

I'm not going to do well. I've got a pocket knife, 100 lb boxer shepherd mix, slacks, a leather belt, quick dry polo, wool socks, and sneakers. I guess with the knife I can fish if there is a stream near by and make some snares to catch game, but the dog and I are most likely fucked.

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I'm in my pj's and barefoot how fucked am I?

>leather dress boots, wool socks, jeans, t shirt, hooded fleece, puffy vest, fleece gloves, beanie, opinel no8, phone, keys, wallet, lighter, clean rubbish sack

I'm dressed for about 1c anyway because Southern hemisphere. I guess I chose a good time to take the rubbish out because a big waterproof and windproof thing will probably save my life. I think I'll freeze overnight though and in particular struggle with increasingly damp clothing.

>>1016421
>shorts
>t-shirt
>flip-flops
>one paper napkin on my left pocket

This cant go well

>undies
>some rubber wristbands

At least my body will be preserved until they can bury it

Right now im naked taking a shit....its not gonna end well.

>>1016421
>mora companion hd
>cz p-07 with tlr-1 and spare mag
>wallet
>bic lighter
>half a pack of cigs
>inforce flashlight
>sharpie (for sharpie in pooper pics)
>khakis, tshirt, merrels

I think I'd do okay if I could find water.

>>1016999
>follows work policy
>posts on chinaman porn cartoon forums while at work

>>1017208

You gotta love working for local government. They will fuck you any way they can with the rules but never actually expect you to do work.

Yep. Dead. In my pants with a half charged laptop and a tin of snuff.

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Iam in my bed. invincible.

>in my backpack right now i was a 29 in machete
>three full liters
>a portable stove
>two lunches (im a big dude)
>i am carrying a full gallon jug of water
.i am riding a bike with a pack that has a blanket, pillow, and some snacks

this is what i have on me everyday so its no big deal id def live desu. would probably big a kickass farm, grow my beard even longer, and just have a lot of fun

Morph into Bear Grills?

welp I'm lying in my bed naked right now so I'm screwed. If i got a warning my box full of winter camping gear is a few feet away in my closet so id probably die of starvation then.

>>1016421
> shorts
> short sleeves
>Tevas
> smartphone
I'm fucked.

>>1017430
Everyday?

>>1016421
I'm wearing my glasses and a pair of long johns, with a blanket draped over my shoulders.

I'm dead.

>>1016421
>socks
>annnd...nothing else
I'm screwed.

>>1016421
Well, good thing i always carry a good pocket knife and a bic lighter and a cell with potential for emergency calls.

Just postponing kill though. My fat ass will freeze to death likely.

>>1016478
Ah well fuck anon! If we take what is around us i am shitposting ina 938g cat loader with a heated cab, full tank of fuel, cb, 12ah battery pack, 12v line for charge it, .22 and shit load of ammo. I will spend 4 day deforesting wtf is around me until i am out of fuel. Mix a couple gallons back into the motor to have oil pan to drain for start fires. Throw bucket over wood pile for weather. Live in cab. Honk and yell for help at random. Trap and hunt wtf i can.

Peobably conserve loader all i can for build ahort teem storage and shelter.

Maybe use headlights for sos.

Hell, im golden.

>>1016999
Wewlad


Trips of truth

> His backpack cant lift 7 tons and 4x4 turbo deisle.

Do you even 80 pounds of tools bro?

>>1017208
Fuck else is there to do. Litterally nothing for me to do between load trucks. Busy day but they tend to run in packs. Load 4 trucks dickoff half an hour. Load 4 trucks shitpost for 20 minutes. Etc...

>>1017434
I can drink my own piss without morphing into a faggot.

>jeans
>cotton shirt
>leather boots
>leather hat
>leather belt 2x
>keys w/ small pocket knife
>Buck knife
>wallet w/brass chain
>phone at 49% charge in lifeproof case
>portable charger
>digital watch w/ compass
>10 fl oz of cherry Dr. Pepper

Use portable charger on phone.
Keep moving south,
Grabbing small twigs and bark,
Fill pockets with twigs and bark.
Before dusk, build shitty shelter,
Assemble bark and twigs to form fire.
Phone is at 100%
Use small knife to stab portable charger for 7 dmg.
Portable charger uses self-destruct.
Light fire while avoiding cancer smoke.
Lay down and wait for tomorrow morning, or death.

I'd do ok for a while.

>wearing a good she'll and layers, still cool up here in Alaska.
>currently CCing a CZP09 plus two loaded mags. Have a buck knife in my pocket.
>have an all weather lighter in my pocket.
>only concern is pants and footwear.
>Hope like hell that the edible flora is similar to what grows around here.

I'd survive for a while depending on what I'm able to forage, hunt, and how fast I'd be able to put together replacement footwear. I wouldn't be comfortable, but I'd survive.

>t-shirt
>jogging pants
>beer

I'll be fine I guess

I have long pants, my phone, shirt, sneakers, and my bookbag filled with books.
I will most definitely die.

>>1016421
>some light shirt that is almost transparent, might as well count as shirtless
>my small and adjusted boxer that is almost dead because it shows my dick constantly, but its fine tho
>this shitty phone
I'm practically naked so, I'll just masturbate to death so I can empty my balls and reincarnate as a cute anime shota that gets fucked by a milf every day

>a small English town

I'd be ok