What are some interesting /out/ ways to make money? My girlfriend

>>1013778
Find a rare breed of small shouty dog and start breeding.
Bitches love small shouty dogs.

>>1013804

This.
As a side job, you can sell those exact same dogs to Chinese restaurants.

Rockhound you fuckin lame

>>1013778
Farm the gators.

Meme gator meat fried stuff and other stuff.

Have a gator meat food truck and drive it through places without gators so you can charge them more money.

>>1013806
You can get better prices if you slaughter and process in-house.
Dog meat costs much more than Beef because its rarer and a delicacy.
There is little competition.

The furs can fetch a good price, but some restaurants will want a whole dog including the skin.
Cleaned large dog skulls go for $100 or more on ebay.

I've seen a medium sized dog skeleton mounted like a dinosaur go for $900.

>>1013778
>This thread
it's like im suddenly on the wired part of the internet again

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>>1013819
>on 4chan
>only now realising you're on the weird part of the internet

>>1013778
Not sure how /out/ this is but its the best I can offer from experience.
Back when I was in HS and needed quick money used to comb the local woods, roads and this old industrial area by a train station for scrap metal. It was never too difficult to find stuff and scrap metal dealers can be found in basically every town or city. They'll take most pieces so long as its not covered in rust or whatever, they pay by the metal and weight.

This is not something you can live off obviously just good for a bit of spare cash if you have the spare time.

>>1013806
Heart chuckle

Start a bee colony and sell local honey.

Any farming you do could be profitable depending on how hip your area is and if there are already established weekend farmers' markets.

>>1013806
Kek

>>1013778

Whatever you sell, mark it as artisanal and organic, and market it to hipsters so you can up the price.

It's not about what you sell, but how that will make the difference.

>>1013778
Are there worms in that box?

It's probly not available in your area, but selling clams is very profitable.

log grow mushrooms

>>1013778
Grow weed.

>>1013778

flip fully automatic weapons for a profit on the streets out of your van, use the money to buy a brick of dope and flip that too

new yorkers are dumb they'll buy any gun for 2 grand

>>1013778
Bee keeping.
Sell the honey labeled as gourmet or organic or someshit.
Watch the bank roll in, as middle aged white bitches drown in your overpriced bee vomit.

>>1013778

Make a youtube channel where you silently practice primitive living skills.

Each video should focus on one particular skill: building a weapon, building a basic shelter, basket weaving, pottery, making tools, etc.

Preferably, you should be shirtless and never say a word. Each clip should start simply, with just you, some sticks, and mud, but as things unfold your latest marvelous creation should become clear to the astonished viewer.

Guaranteed to make at least $250,000 per year.

>>1017725
Sounds familiar. Is that you?