No cooler thread. Thinking about getting an Rtic cooler. New

>>1008287
1: go to yard sale/garage sale/thrift shop/salvation army store
2: find a 100 quart to 200 quart cooler for $10
3: buy said cooler
4: go outside
5: use cooler for cooler purposes
6: spend remaining $165 on cheap hookers and blow

>>1008306
but i wont look cool around my friends

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>>1008287
>xperanc

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>>1008309
No. Coleman X-treme on sale at Big-5 for $40. Didn't even pay g/f fuck bag bought it for me. Was blue, until I fixed it.

>>1008287
Who in the goddamned fuck would spend so much damned money on a fucking cooler

>>1008317
It must suck to be so poor.

>>1008319
>he thinks wealthy people waste their money

It must suck to live off your parents.

>>1008321
>buying one quality item that lasts 20+ years is wasting money vs buying 5 or more cheaper variants over same time period

Not to mention less ice used over those 20 years

It must suck to not understand the time value of money.

>>1008321
>>1008317
It must suck not to fuck older blondes that buy you /out/ shit for your attn.

Loser bitches.

>>1008324
>he thinks coolers dont last for over a million years

Do you know what plastic is bud?

Because you're spending 10000x the market value for plastic

>>1008324
It must suck when I lift your $400 cooler while your sleeping.

>>1008328
This is the only acceptable way to aquire this item.
>>1008324
Also
>paying for ice
>paying for water

Oh man, are you a martian?

These kind of coolers are great for things like crawfish broils. They keep the food pretty hot for a while after being cooked. Way better than cheaper walmart coolers from my experience

>>1008330
id like to see you try, bud

>>1008336
I fling poo in your general direction without regard of consequence or respect.

>fucking reCaptcha street signs!

>>1008307
Climb in the cooler.

>>1008324
>buying 5 or more cheaper variants

Uhhh, they all have the same durability. You only need to watch out for cheap plastic hinges which can be replaced with metal ones in like 2 mins. Most of my coolers are probably older than you are and none of my coolers are bought new.

>>1008336
You wouldn't see. You'd be asleep.

>>1008351
>they all have the same durability
no they dont you retard

>>1008353
>trying common sense and logic on 4chin

But, thanks, bud. We'll fuck his wife while he sleeps, too. Then put HIM inna cooler!

>>1008354
>plastic

Show that grizzly bear your receipt, he might feel bad for you and go to the next camp.

>>1008354
As someone who owns and has used tons of coolers. All of them get destroyed in the same manner at the same rate when faced with the same circumstances. Provided they are all made of the same materials (plastic.) I don't use metal ones (painted steel) because they rust. Only the stainless steel models out perform the plastic ones in durability, but people don't like scuffs and dents in their stainless steel even though it doesn't harm the cooler all that much.

>>1008358
>implying the smell of food can escape a hardened plastic cooler vs a cheaper plastic.

Believe it or not, there are different grades of plastic.

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>>1008376
>he really thinks a plastic exists on this planet that prevents bears from accessing it or smelling it's contents

That's not how plastic, or scent works.

>if there is something in the forest:
>the deer heard it
>the eagle saw it
>and the bear smelled it

You chillunz need to read up on your Native Americanisms.

>>1008387
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>>1008358
>The woods are the only places you can take a cooler.

>>1008390
The fishing boat/party barge you don't have doesn't count, car camper.

>>1008394
But I live near the beach.

>>1008390
football stadium parking lots aren't /out/

>>1008403
You're telling me outdoor stadiums aren't outdoors? Now I know

>>1008407
>parking lots

>>1008411
>outside

>>1008418
>pavement

>>1008317
Amerilards and eurocunts who base their life in vapid consumerism without even realizing that said consumerism is ruining /out/doors everywhere in the world.

>>1008425
>my tarp cost $1,000

ok