>he has a black car on a dirt road Oh wait, that's me.

So you can write funny messages and DIY rally liveries in the dirt when you park.

Because you don't fucking think, the same reason as for all your other fuckups.

Because you touch yourself at night

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>>17882586
This is some of the best automotive fun you can have desu. If you can't get any dirt on your car painters tape works as well. I don't have a phone or anything to take pictures with anymore but my truck is completely covered in random shit all over now. I barely ever get new dirt on it anymore, this picture is 2 months old and it still says TURBO on the driver door so it's pretty much just permanent now.

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>>17882290
embrace the dirt anon

>>17882618
That clearly says TURBONER, not TURBO.

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>>17882290
Who fucking cares? A dirty black car still looks better than a clean white car. Are you one of those people who get a nervous breakdown whenever a bird shits on your car?

>>17883227
nah it got rubbed off

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>>17883243
>Are you one of those people who get a nervous breakdown whenever a bird shits on your car?
well it bothers me for sure