Should I purchase a Vespa? I dislike the driver's seat being off-centered in cars because autism, I don't care about my safety, and I live a low maintenance (read: neet) life.
Don't they cost like a lot more than other mopeds?
>>17880438
Buy the one with a 75mm recoiless anti tank rifle for a seat.
>>17880444
That's correct. I'm unemployed, but I am an excellent saver and I've got a lot of money.
But then who was cargo space?
>>17880471
>cargo space
>he doesn't get his groceries delivered, own the minimum amount of physical items so small they'd fit in a carry-on, and stop being face oriented
>>17880521
I don't get them delivered because I work at a grocery store, so not buying them there would be a waste of money
I am thinking about getting an icebear maddog or bandit should I?
>>17880438
Used SV650, scooters are unstable and useless outside the city.
>>17880540
Not that Anon but
>Being poor
>>17881637
What do you think I'm at a grocery store for anon, I need their scheduling flexibility for my college class schedule.
>>17881695
>college
>job
>neet
>>17881728
I'm not op and I like having money to hemorrhage into my shitbox
>>17880438
Why not just get a bike? Motorcycles can be pretty cheap if you look around.
>>17880438
Scooters are fun and 90mpg is pretty cool. But you'll have to get used to being the tiniest, slowest thing on the road and scooting in the rain is the fucking worst.
At least get a rebel 250 or something. Still get 90mpg while having a bit of dignity.
>>17880438
You could get a Lamborghini egoista
>>17880438
Get a renault twizy then, centered drivers seat, no fuel costs because electric, probably fun in snow and rain
>tfw no Honda Gyro in the west
>>17882729
These are pretty fun, but they're not available everywhere.
Vespa is overpriced hipster bait. Get a Honda Ruckus, it's the ultimate in practical, DD scooters.
>>17882764
This. Not necessarily a ruckus, but any Japanese scooter is gonna be a better choice than a Vespa imo.
>>17880438
If you don't have a job, you don't need a vehicle.
Also, are you gay or female? Otherwise, don't buy a scooter.
>>17883408
Chicks love scooters tho. Better than basically any econobox for getting their attention.
>>17880438
Get a ruckus faglord
>>17880438
Stella is an American/italian company that makes the same thing cheaper and more reliable. believe it or not Vespas are expensive to maintain and they don't have the best build quality.
Stella Buddy 150 is a good scooter