has longpost guy posted recently? I haven't seen a thread

I think he found a more respectable job, like ivory hunting.

>>17820594
He bought a Fiat and probably lost all his money paying for repairs

F

Since everyone loves these dumbasses, I'll provide one.

>> Accidentally save up 6k through inadvertant state savings program (Overtaxed)
>> Pay 4300 cash, straight up, for a 2006 RX8 from a private buyer.
>> Own car whole and outright
>> Spend far too much to reset the the maintenance, getting all the juices changes
>> Car blows an ignition coil
>> E500 replacing the coils
>> Car blows the cat soon after
>> Drilled that fucker
>> Failed NCT with suspension damage
>> Repaired for thirty quid
>> Got a 2 year NCT on a decade old car
>> Shock collapses on a trackday, leading to an evil spin that wrecks a tyre
>> 900 squidleighs for new suspension, and fitting, because I can't do it at home with the tools I have.
>> Brake disks ruined and worn by time and a stone being dragged around.
>> Spend money on new brake disks all round. 300 or so for the dunnerplates, the pads and the fluid. Another 150 to a local shadetree to fit. Because I can't open two seized bolts with my impact,
>> 60 quid every 4-6 moinths in oil and filters
>> 200 quid on two sets of sparks
>> 400 quid on tyres including punctures
>> More than one cars to admit on petrol.
>> And now it's overheating with the AC on - either a duff fan, or something more expensive
>>Not One Fucking Regret

>>17821789
It also could be your radiator desu, or low on coolant. If its full on coolant and the fan is working overtime, the rad could be clogged.

>>17821964
Rad's expensive and I'll end up putting an alloy radiator on it too. I've a nasty habit of replacing broken parts wioth 'good' parts.

The only thing that hasn't broken on it is the fuckin' engine - even if it is trying so hard.

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omg who cares about cars. they're so boring.

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Any more stories from this guy too?

I'm still around

>>17820594
LPG was working at a dealership while doing his grad program; he finished school and presumably quit the job. He probably lurks around without his trip.

>>17823613

i'm the real LPG

>>17822111
evidently you don't you no car bus riding degenerate nigger

>>17823670
PLEASE tell me you have more stories!!
I fucking LOVE reading these stories!!

>>17823693
im not a degenerate??

>>17823613
What do you do for work now?

>>17823693
Dont respond to alphonse
He posts gruff videogame men and doesnt actually believe anything he posts, so long as it trolls ANYONE

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>>17823863
you're kinda wrong. im still a misanthropist but you have a point.

>>17823926
I missed you you're my hero

Anyone got the PDF?

>>17823693
Don't respond to alphonse you dumb shit. It is not hard. If you see some gay picture or a WE WUZ picture it's him.

>>17825981
http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf

Fucking read this gold 3 times now, still chuckle hard at some of the stories

>>17826121
Link's dead :v

>>17826437

http://www.biway.com.au/download/Tales_From_The_Dealership.pdf