>Does not suffer from the REEEEE or angry bar of soap look

>>17815627
>Does not suffer from the REEEEE or angry bar of soap look
It has the braindead bar of soap look

>>17815627
I actually am seriously thinking about one...
What kind should I get? All the interceptors on craigslist look like they got their interiors stripped out, and the non-police ones look like old people cars

>>17815627
Automatic only and I can't be arsed to swap one

>slow as fuck
>crappy mpg
>boring
>american """"quality""""
>everyone drives slow around you

Why is this a good car?

>>17815653
>Doesn't know how to make the crown vic fast
>MPG is relatively good for size and HP/Torque
>Doesn't know you can make it fun
>Land of the free baby, no yuropoor regulations
>Instills fear into drivers of lesser vehicles

>>17815667
It can't turn and it's slow.

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>>17815653
Say that to my face not online and see what happens.

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>>17815684
Pic related


>>17815667
Not fast or fun stock. Shit, I would rather drive a civic than that barge. Could make that fast and fun for less too.

>>17815710
You know what all the cars in the pictures have in common?

They all tried to race a CVPI. :')

>>17815718
Psh nigga I know you in the slow group, dont even lie

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>>17815627
and a large trunk for disposing of hookers en masse

>>17815718
>he can barley keep up with a slow af mustang on GMR

>>17815724
Not with these G's. I'm slow as shit in a straight line, but not in corners.

>>17815644
Get a Grand Marquis instead and don't be a huge faggot like the OP.

>>17815737
>pullin .5g

wew lawd

>>17815736
That Mustang Mach 1 was VERY MUCH not slow. Dude was supercharged and coulda stomped me no problem, not even ashamed of that.

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>>17815724

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>Why you no get CVPI?
Seeing Autistic CVPIs scares me away

>>17815627
>Instills fear in those who do not abide by the laws

Maybe if you live in some bumfuck shithole where police didn't upgrade from Crown Vics like 5 years ago.

Ultimate fedora car

It's the car for people who think vacuuming their interior every saturday and reading specs of commuter cars in motortrend makes them a car guy

>>17816045
what is this nonsense post?

why do crown vic haters always project some bullshit about crown vic drivers?

here's a little projection of my own:
crown vic haters are rule breakers who get a panic attack every time the see a civy driving a cvpi. but instead of changing themselves and not breaking the rules they try to deter others from driving this cheap and reliable v8 land yacht

>Maybe if you live in some bumfuck shithole where police didn't upgrade from Crown Vics like 5 years ago.

They haven't needed to, that is how reliable the cars are.

>>17815627
>Instills fear in those who do not abide by the laws

thus op outted himself as a retarded autist
as such are the crown vic fans

>>17816045
dude that's what I hope to be some day.
Right now I'm wash rack at a Subaru dealership and I'm really envying a WRX. I like the way they drive plus that burble is nice too

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>>17815627
>Why haven't you got one of these magnificent cars yet?
I'm not a whacker.

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>>17815627
it's a great car, but

>instills fear in those who do not abide by the laws

take your fucking fedora off cunt

>>17817687
seriously, now that the majority of cops are driving Chargers, rebadged Commodores, Explorers and Tauruses, it's easy to pick out the fakers in auctioned CVPIs.

The Chargers are making it to the civilian market now too, saw one with a spotlight yesterday, regular plates, being driven by a younger guy.

>>17815627
they are shit cars that were abused their entire lives and are now driven by niggers and fat neckbeards roleplaying as cops.

i uses to sell crystal meth and the crown vic is the vesr car to distribute in.
its confirmed a great car, with amaxing reliability, mine was taken by the state.
i want another this time id liek to mod it.
maybe push bars, i will for sure add an hho kit, and better air intake.
it is for sure a very comfertable car and smooth ride.

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>>17815627
I have a better car

>dood look I dwive a powice car!!!

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>>17815653
body on frame
extra fluids and cooling
last hundreds of thousands of miles
hit curbs 60mph
easy to work on
cheap ass parts

KYS yourself commie scum.

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>>17815627
>Why haven't you got one of these magnificent cars yet?
Because I own the superior decommissioned cop car
>roomier interior and trunk
>more power and speed
>less cramped engine bay
>old enough that the police stigma has faded or at least no one falls for it
>gas cap under license plate A E S T H E T I C


[spoiler]I also own a 2011 CVPI[/spoiler]

>>17818983
>gas cap under license plate A E S T H E T I C
I never knew B-bodies still had that so late in their life, that's fucking awesome.

>>17819007
I loved seeing younger gas attendants get all confused when I pull up and they cant find the cap initially

>>17818983
I own a cvpi, but OH MY GOD, that car is a couch on wheels. so comfy anon.

>>17815744
I have a grand Marquee and they are great.

>Turn signals turn on side headlight
>Can fit 6 people because the front and back seats are basically sofas
>Giant trunk
>Feels like a boat
>V8

Really the only negative is the shit gas mileage.

>>17819038
The cornering lights are friggin' great, you get so used to having the actual turn light up when you're signaling instead of just the road ahead that it feels weird when you drive other cars and when you're stopped at an intersection the stop light doesn't light up.

>>17815627
As a cvpi owner, I'm getting bored of it and plan on driving mine into the ground to get something newer.

>>17816224
>Civy
Your opinion has been disregarded on that note alone.

Unfortunately, the truth of the matter is the Crown Vic attracts shitty crowds.

See; Mustang

>>17817687
>YOU WANT TO BE A COP

>>17816020
This.
They're all Tauruses here now.