>never driven alone
>never driven at night
>never driven for more than 20 minutes
>pick up first car from Livermore and leave the lot at around 9pm (you guys probably know where this is going)
>ok google bring me to Pittsburg
>gives me a nice long stretch of road going north west with a few what I thought were mild turns
>thought it was an EZ trip
>didn't know what Vasco was until I got home and googled it
>mfw remembering all those angery cars passing me and turning on their high beam because I'm a signcuck going ~55
>don't turn on high beam because incoming traffic
>incoming traffic all had high beams on them
>mfw still alive