Hey /o/, my ex just dumped me because my car has been having

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Hey /o/, my ex just dumped me because my car has been having issues? She said she'll have me back once they're fixed but I'm poorfag so need your help.

Okay. So when I put my car into drive, my passenger side window very slowly rolls down. It seems like the faster I go, the faster it rolls down. She doesn't like the wind in her hair. Not sure what to do. Other issues:

>touching the brakes makes all the dash lights dim completely
>turning on the ac also turns on the seat warmers butt the button is broken so I can't turn them off
>letting off the gas at exactly 69 mph doesn't (unrev?) the engine
>seat recliner on passenger is broken, either stands straight up or falls all the way back, ex decided last few weeks to sit in back because of this
>all of the lights in the car turn on when I turn the headlights on
>windshield wipers are opposite, if one is down, other is up
>radio station is stuck on a nu-classical station and a Celine Dion cd is jammed in the cd player
>glovebox smells like poo, can't get it out no matter how hard I try
>PEACE bumper sticker with Muslim crescent removed on bumper, afraid to take off because might scratch paint
>exhaust smells like hot gym clothes and hot mildew

Thanks in advance