>First Viper blows a left front, is fixed and sent back out

>Dodge build quality

>>17807142
this is almost corvette tier reliability
but at leas it's faster than a gtr

>no longer in production

Like a giant star
it will shine bright
until it drive no more

>>17807142
rip Snek :(

>>17807142
>semi-slicks

Gee a Dodge eating ball joints... That's unheard of...

>>17807142
>that paragraph

cringe

>>17807179
Neurotypicals get sentimental about things, even if they're just inanimate objects, just FYI.

>>17807142
>it took 2 months for them to blow
damn, I'll take 7:01

>>17807142
>7:01

lmao gm btfo

Corvette and GT-R btfo

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>>17807142
RIP snek ;(

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807165
>wheel and spindle assembly goes twirling into the ditch.

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807142
Whoever wrote that is living the pinnacle of delusion with poorly engineered American cars.

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Lolcanturn

>>17807144
It's tires that failed, and the diff plug was an error on the mechanic's part

>complaining about anthropomorphising inanimate objects
Giving objects and the events surrounding them an emotional perspective is inherently better, it adds more personal investment to the passion for cars. A legend lives longer in memory than the events it's based on for a reason

>>17808049
>defending dodge

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!
I hope to own one of you one day.

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

Rest in piece you glorious machine.

Fastest production car on the ring

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807142
>design flaw causing front left tire to blow
>"i...it was the tire's fault!"
>"d...dodge can't do anything wrong.. r... right?"

I can't wait for gm to go permanently bankrupt so we can stop having these stupid threads

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>>17807142
Viper was probably one of the top 3 coolest cars we ever took as a trade in

>>17808112
The hardtops look so awkward on those first gens

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

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>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17808112
you have shit taste then considering the corolla in the back is more interesting in literally every way than a minivan parts bin special dodge product.

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>>17808154
1/10

>>17807517
Skid on snek

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skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>you will never own a snek
I want to die

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>>17808170

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

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>>17808154

>dodge puts together a sports car from minivan parts bin
>kicks the ass of precision made sports cars

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMuajQ18zyw

>couldn't actually break the record by 10 seconds

Its a shame, but honestly its still amazing for a RWD OHV pigfat legend.

>>17807877
>7:01

Canturn quite well, temporarily

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Shit on snek

>>17808049
> dd-d-d-d-duh-damage c-c-c-c-cuh-control...

>>17807142
lmaoing at nissan scum being btfo by FCA "quality"

>>17808383
DELET DIS

>>17807517
Skid on, Snek!

>>17808154
Found the butthurt weeb

>>17807517
Skid on snek

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17809062
>It's time to start asking questions Tyrone.

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

So put the diff from the crashed one into the seized one. EZ.

>>17807142
>7:01
>those shots at nissan
weebs/ricers will never recover

>>17807517
dose like a mad cunt snek

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>>17808104

>>17807517
Skid on snake

All the Gtr fan boys are fugging assmad in this thread

>>17809583
the GT-R is still in production tho???

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>>17809583
Don't start that shit, vipers are a religion of peace

>>17809586
Lmao slow fag

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>>17809586

>>17809588
Agreed

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Still 9 seconds off its target

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>>17809615
and slower than the RXC Turbo R, rotflmao
pushcucks on suicide watch

>>17807160
Like the last time a viper set a time at the ring, can't compete so cheat.

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17809550
I really hope that's what they end up doing.

>>17807160
>full tread depth street legal tires with 200 TW
Lamborghini and Alfa uses semi-slicks, these aren't

>>17808622
>pigfat
The Viper is 500 pounds less than a GT-R despite having over twice the displacement

>>17807142
>7:01
So fucking close. I want them to get a sub 7 minute time so badly.

>>17809968
But they are trying to beat the Huracán's 6:52

5.2L V10 vs 8.4L V10

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on, snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

Pls come back

>>17810009
The last one couldn't even lap vaster than the last RS6 avant 5.2 V10.

>>17808951
Are you literally retarded?

>>17809568
But viper cannot dose it cunt?

>>17807517
Skid on snek!!!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
skid on snek

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on Snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek !

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>>17807525
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>>17807142
>>17808049
why the front left ?

>>17807236
whut its the opposite now days
surely cars are just appliances
like how music is just a sine wave

only time i should ever hear someone speak of pushrods in 2017 is if i'm talking to a tractor mechanic

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>>17807517
skid on snek

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17813702
Nice edition to the thread, mongoloid.

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>>17814619
>edition

>>17814625
Fuck.

>>17807517
Skid on snek!

>>17807517

Skid on Snek

>>17807517
skid on snek

>>17808049
I agree with you on what you said, but every Dodge I've ever worked on has been total shit and usually ends up costing a mechanic more when their repair "breaks something else" that the manufacturer already knows about, but won't issue a recall for it.