>mfw removing the oil cap and spark plugs from every Chevy Small-Block, Ford Windsor and Chrysler HEMI V8 motor in the junk yard so that the next time it rains the cylinders fill with water causing irreversible damage to the cylinder walls and other internals
>sometimes I even carry around a "jug of water" on the hot days that is actually vinegar which I pour into the engine in hopes of further accelerating the corrosion process.
>>17788137
>work at oil change shop for a few months
>always strip peoples plugs
>if it's leaking so bad that they notice I silicone the bolt into the pan
>have worked there 3 months and done it well over 100 times without any complaints
fucking why
>>17788176
To watch muscle car manbabies and boomers squirm
>>17788137
Ban all frog posters. You all never have anything interesting to say and keep posting vapid shit like this.
>>17788194
again
why
>>17788200
Spite, mainly.
That and the number of rednecks running around in beat up mustangs or "classics" with open headers in my area has significantly dropped.
>scratch my ass crack
>touch other peoples door handles with my poo poo hands
>>17788230
>go to junk yard
>find one of the few cars with good interiors
>piss in it