Why is the kia soul considered gay?
I'm actually a fan of it for a cheap box to get groceries and shit but since TFW NO GF i'm getting shit for liking it.
Get one in hot pink and disregard opinions.
It's a hilariously soulless and boring car given the name but if you want a slow box just do it.
If you want a cool box get a first gen xB
>>17765225
Because its a Korean made appliance with no soul.
Think about it: all manly vehicles express a manly capability. Trucks haul heavy loads, Jeeps and and proper Suvs are supposed to climb mountains, Sports cars are supposed out run and out turn everything else, Bikes require a unique to ride properly fast and their riders are seen as brave given that they have little protection.
What does the Kia soul express when a man drives it? Blandness, the mundane tolerance of mediocrity, the indifference of the fact that it was the safe choice, the choice most likely not to kill you in a fiery high speed crash.
The Caveat is this though: Not giving a shit what others think of you is just as alpha and manly as anything above I've just written, as that is what differentiates men from women and faggots; and THIS is where you have failed the most; You do care what other people think ,you worry that you maybe perceived negatively even though those judgements upon your character have little impact on your life in a general sense.
Grow a pair of balls, DO what you want live your life the way you want, don't think twice about others, you can support yourself.
>>17765225
Get a turbo or a scion box
>>17765286
You're right. Time to take the gay jokes and buy that certified pre owned one too!
>>17765225
just get a civic for 3k.
I test drove a manual Soul. Its just not a well made car, I test drove a 2015 earlier this year. The power steering was wonky, like an old clapped out car, except this one had like 12k miles.
Please drive one b4 you buy. I dont hate Kia, nor FWD cars, Inwas genuinely considering a soul