What's the safest car to drive on the road right now? What

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any car with the Top Safety Pick Plus rank I guess
any old small shitbox is the literal worst car you can drive

old cars are light because they are cheaply built with no focus on any kind of rigidity

>>17763115
https://youtu.be/wcZkkGL85AI?t=25

Meme Model 3

>>17763115
why does it matter? anything built in the last 20 years is safe enough.

>>17763145
look at the column, the camera angle was chosen to make the tesla look more favorable.

damage could be quite similar

>>17763137
was that a cr-x?

>>17763165
because this is a board where we discuss things about cars?

takata air bags are in basically all modern cars, so none are truly safe

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>>17763214
yes

CRXs are one of the most unsafe cars that arent entirely ancient

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>no Xc70
Guys.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yeCG6SS5wI

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>>17763137
>>17763242

>tfw I dd one of these down major highways in a congested city

>>17763256
Now you have an excuse to cage it

>>17763208
True that camera angle is different and favour the tesla, but in the volvo the A pillar bend around the pole while in the tesla it don't.

>>17763115
define "car"

>>17763265
>"A car is a wheeled motor vehicle used for transportation. Most definitions of car say they run primarily on roads, seat one to eight people, have four tires, and mainly transport people rather than goods."

I'm glad there are still people on this board that don't know what cars are

>>17763276
Maybe OP wants a car and not a truck. That's why he asked
>define "car"

>>17763115
This is at 40MPH mind you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShjLMI14tg

>>17763256
Its ok, we will die doing what we love

>>17763262
I'm not sure about Teslas, but in partial overlaps, volvos won't spin around and fuck your organs from the instant twisting moment. They deflect instead.

I think they're one of the only brands that do that.

>>17763290
lucky for you truck fits the definiton posted

>>17763293
>head misses airbag entirely
>smashes into pillar
welp

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>>17763115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHnDKegUJw

pic unrelated

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>>17763115
all those early '00 jeeps had horrible rollover right

>>17763137
Muh dick has had no focus on rigidity lately. But anon is correct. Watch crash videos on commie tube. You can see how cars have been getting stronger by the year.

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This is why you need to buy old american barges and be immortal

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>>17763333
The Elantra didn't look too bad? The F150 and S10 actually make me laugh. On the S10 it looks like the airbag makes everything worse by springboarding the dummys head into the door frame. The F150 just folds like a cheap piece of crap from all angles. Like it's held together with deck screws.

BTW-The man in the pic walked away. Luckiest person in the history of man.

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>>17763427
Not so fast Chico Swavey.

https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U

turn's out you're safest in an exotic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO5xAfPJnog

>>17763453
did he died?

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Lada ejector seats throw occupants to safety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOtFqZVhqHs

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no? just me?

>>17763165
>00 Geo Metro
>98 Honda Civic
>98 Nissan Sentra
None of these are safe.

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>>17763488
He lived. But died inside from natural causes. Globalism and Vodka.

http://hooniverse.com/2013/06/05/this-terrible-bugatti-t-13-crash-has-a-happy-ending/

>>17763495
That video did not disappoint. Holy crap. They would have been better off on Chinese exploding scooters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j96UbW97xCE

this shit is crazy

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only faggots and prius drivers worry about rolling over

>>17763525
they're safe enough. you could always just not crash.

>>17763710
>implying you can conrtol everyone else on the road

>>17763714
No you can't but you can drive defensively and avoid shit. Anything other than getting rear ended is preventable.

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>>17763710
>they're safe enough. you could always just not crash.

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>>17763293
My dad rear ended a Vue with me in the car at about 40 mph in his 2006 accent (supposedly even more unsafe) one time. Front end was absolutely mangled and the airbags didn't go off but we were fine and he drove the fucker like that for another year lmao

>>17763726
you don't know the story there and neither do i.

>>17763721
not true at all, people sideswipe eachother all the time, drive the wrong way on the road, run stopsigns, etc. come on now.

>Thinking SUV's are actually safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFsmsGPDVc

>>17763495
>>17763538
can't tell if the windshield gets sprayed with shit and piss or something from the car

>>17763735
Actually you can reverse google the image and it'll link to somewhere with the background. The pickup truck blew a red light and caused the collision, but the Mustang driver miraculously made it out alive presumably thanks to quick reflexes. The point is that no car is inherently safe, and you're hugely dependent on your surroundings on public roads.

>>17764007
I did and only shitty "memes" came up

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>>17763495

>when people say "I don't wear my seatbelt because it's safer to be thrown free in a crash!"

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>>17763710
>stopped at a red light
>full-size van swerves into you head on
>"lol just don't crash"

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i do 165 on the autobahn in these with my obese mother in the passenger seat.

>>17763512
pretty much this

>>17763512
this, they literally went bankrupt because they spent so much on safety.

>>17764223
That's like what, 75mph?

>>17764236
more like 100mph

>>17764246
That's pretty slow

>>17764255
not if its top speed is like 110 and panels start rattling and falling off before then. imagine hitting a giant's penis at 100mph. just imagine that. lovely.

>>17764236
>75mph
i dare you to go over 50 mph in a geo

>>17764311
I've been up to 120mph on dirt, and you're scared of a 2000lb car on a perfectly smooth road at 50?

>>17763115
My dodge charger. Those thick back bars might block the blind spot an extra inch but when some faggy mustang swings into me because he couldn't handle this shit and rolls me I'll crawl out safe

>>17763115
Chinese/chinese copies

May as well just jump into a trash compactor

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I've heard that these are unsafe in accidents, but at least I'd look cool when I died.

unsafe: every old car
safe: tesla