>at a stop light >being at a stop light is pretty awful

>>17753152
I think you know the answer already

>Waiting in 1st with clutch down
>Quickly let go of brake and pull up clutch quickly as possible
>Car lurches forwards knocking over naked retard
>Sue CBS for damages

rev the car like bam bam bam and slam it into D

>>17753152
>pop the latches on convertible top
>bump first gear
>slice it's temples apart on top frame
>catch lifeblood in cup
now you have a corpse and a nice drink

>>17753152
Shoot them, they're obviously trying to rape you.

Pepper spray them in the dick and call police.

>>17753257
Does pepper spray burn that much wherever on the body it lands?

>>17753199
I want vampirefags out of my /o/

>>17753152
Yell "My work made your work possible!", before punching in the balls

>>17753187
More likely that he's gonna slam his D into your AH.

>>17753281
In your face, dick or asshole, yes

>>17753152

>being at a stop light is pretty awful already

It's actually kind of regular in most places

>>17753152
This intersection is literally 5 minutes from my house.
Good thing those hippies are too lazy to walk up a hill.

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>>17753152

>>17753152
In FL you can shoot them.

>>17753281
It burns on especially on mucous membranes which would be mouth, nose, eyes aaand to some extend yo dick.

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>>17753152
What the fuck do hippies think damaging other people's property will accomplish?

>>17753516
That eventually all you own will be trashed, and then you'll be much more comfortable trashing other people's shit?

>>17753534
Oh I see, it's "artsy".

>>17753516
They're freeing you from the burden of your possessions. Materialism is the devil.

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>>17753556

Reach behind the seat for that tire iron and step out. Administer tire iron.

>>17753152
drop the clutch into reverse and knock them off

>>17753152
Throttle would be pretty tempting. Not enough to immediately dump the hippie off, just enough that there's huge road rash potential if (read: when) he doesn't manage to hang on.

If you're going to damage my ride, I'm getting some entertainment out of it.

>>17753720
You could just suddenly reverse if there's nobody behind you, that way he cracks his head open on the pavement instead of your windshield.