>crawl underneath car >get cut by this shit Is there any

>>17752239
Lockjaw? tetanus shots?

>>17752239
>Is there any worse feeling in the world?

>Slide underneath car
>Naked
>With a boner
>Dickhole gets cut by that shit

Yes there is.

>>17752239
>tfw everything in my truck is rust free except the cab

God damnit GM, you had 73-77 to figure shit out, revised the drainage of trucks in 78 and they still rot out floor pans and cab corners like it's going out of style.


>tfw my fucking kick panel pinchweld to the floor pans are slowly prying open due to rust and water leaks

>>17752252

This reminds me. Does anyone here work on the cars while naked? It seems like it would be more comfy when it's really hot outside.

>>17752402
>nipples brushing up against hot header collectors


Mmmm, burnt chest hair.

>place impact on stuck bolt
>Begin rattleing
>Feel the rust rain into your hair ears and eyes as you keep rattleing
>Bolt breaks

Aaaaaaaaaugh

*jack slips off the crossmember and straight into the oil pan*
That was fun

>>17752402
last weekend i pulled a motor wearing only boxers. felt bretty nice

>>17752247
fpbp

>>17753299
Back in high school i took a shit on the ground, picked it up and shoved it into my neighbors tailpipe, ended up blowing the whole exhaust manifold when he started the car.

>>17753305
fucken MANLY

>>17753382
highly doubt it unless your shit got rock solid and bonded to the exhaust like it was welded.

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>>17752239
The feeling of still being a virgin at 27 years old. I wish stray rust would just slit my aorta.

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>>17753437
>this + never had a job and no education beyond high-school

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>>17753454
sad as fuck m8

be me

8th grade drop out

managed to get married and am living out the rest of my life in decent comfort as trailer trash

feels ok man

>>17752402
>>17752489
>>17753305
I regularily work on my car in boxers and gloves. I live in bum fuck nowhere, and also love riding around mowing the yard in boxers absolutely off my face drunk. Everything gets better the closer to naked you are.