>walking out of Walmart, you find this goblin stealing

>>17745648

>run over in Mercedes that goblin detest.

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>>17745648
Sprinkle him with a little bit of this and watch him melt

>>17745664
>>17745654

topkek

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>>17745654
>>17745664

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>>17745685

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>>17745694
>>17745685

his gun will be useless

>>17745648
Scare him away with the jack stands I keep in my trunk

>>17745648
I tell him that my 14" 155mm won´t help him.
Also: There are no Walmarts where I live, they failed here due to tough competition.

>>17745694
Ahaha holy shit

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>>17745694
fucking LOL

>>17745648
>Guy shows up to work at grocery store
>He sees thief taking wheels off coworker's truck
>He goes in store and finds coworker
>They give chase, one calls cops as they follow
>Cops tells them to stop following, they refuse
>Cops are forced to get involved
>Truck owner gets his wheels back
That really did happen, I know both guys involved. Funny part, the guy who first spotted the thief has went through police academy training. Which was why he wouldn't give up the chase.

>>17745694
god damn

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>>17745731
Nah m8, you're gonna need something a lot more powerful than jack stands