Your car will be owned by either a teenager or an autistic classic

>>17719311
ride and die
im going out with my car

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>>17719324
Okay anon, have a good life

>>17719311
it will be ok.
life will go on.
now slip the noose around your neck.

I honestly don't care.
Once it's out of my possession I'm gonna only look to the future. (Unless I lose everything and have to go back to being a busfag)

It won't though.

An old lady named Penny owned my car before me from the dealership new and traded it in. I kept my last car 7 years and drove it straight to the junkyard when I slammed it into a pole.

The same will be the fate of my current car. 7 years from now it will be slain by a pole.

>>17719464
How does it feel to be the teenager?

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>>17719481
Feels good man. I'm 31 and still young.

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Fuck no

I am keeping this one until its either undriveable or until I die. As for what happens to it when I die; either I'm in it or I'll make damned sure my genetically engineered grandson gets it and cherishes it

>>17719549
when genetic engineering comes around almost everyone is going to a 6'6 aryan masterpiece or a 6' aryan goddess

>>17719563
>not liking short girls
anon pls

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>>17719563
Exactly - the only being truly worth of such an automotive marvel as it is

I await a clean, prosperous future

>>17719549
>Give truck to genetically engineered grandson
>people he hangs out with end up telling him you're a piece of shit for giving him a old crapy truck
>he ends up doing this with his friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd15OH9dx1w

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>>17719597
And thus the phrase "Anally raped by vindictive poltergeist" will be written on one or more doctors reports that same night

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>>17719597
>>17719611
and if your question now will be "Are you really willing to anally brutalize your grandson over an old pickup truck?", I will answer that its the only thing that can be done about the matter. Blood for blood, anal hymen for pickup truck

>>17719563
>not liking short girls if for no other reason than annoying manlets

>>17719611
>>17719627
Chill dude it's the fate you're truck will eventually suffer if it's from you causing it or not