>accidentally hit horn >stare downwards and find

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>hit horn
>no one cares because the meep is quieter than my engine idling

>>17718213
AAAAAAAAAAAAAPRILIAAAAAAAAAAA

god i fucking love the tuono

>Somebody honks at you
>Feel anxious for a few days

>>17718213
>a

>>17718445
Nah senpai, >a is only for the aprc, other liveries have the full "Aprilia"

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>>17718114
>guy on opposite lane is driving without lights
>want to signal him with short blink of long lights
>toggle them instead and blind him for multiple seconds

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>go to flash lights
>accidentally toggle rear windshield wiper

>>17718906
>tossing a flashbang

>>17718222
How reliable are Aprilias?

>>17718920

>Different car to usual
>Rotate wiper stalk
>That's the rear wiper
>There is no wiper blade
>SCCREEEEEEEETCH-SCREEEEEEEEE

>roll down window at a stoplight
>look straight forward so the guy next to me doesnt think im signalling him

>throw car in neutral at a stoplight
>don't press brake pedal with full force
>don't immediately realize on slight incline
>don't immediately realize car is rolling backwards
>slam on brakes within millimeters of hitting the car behind me

>>17719332
not much, italian engineering after all

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>go to hit turn signal when at stoplight
>honk horn instead
>everyone wondering what my fucking problem is
It gets me every time

>>17719332
A lot, given they are a small company and outsource everything
>engines are unkillable and made by rotax, Suzuki and Piaggio
>electronics are borrowed from BMW
>lights and other small stuff from Suzuki again
>switchgear and ECU shared with KTM and Husqvarna
Problem is occasionally they also borrow from ducati

>>17720069
Slanderous lies

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>sitting in passenger seat while pal drives
>stopped at red light
>look out window, lock eyes with some guy
>oh fuck
>turn back instantly
>peek over slightly, he's still looking moderately upset
>look back over to the other side
>look back to his side as if I'm surveying my surroundings and totally not looking at him
>still looking mad as hell
>light turns green
>he speeds off as fast as he can while we accelerate at a moderate pace because why not
Good job.

>>17720008
>Roll down window at a stoplight
>Gassed on the spot by the fumes

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>>17722311
>implying having a frankenstein of parts from multiple manufacturers will improve reliability

>>17723190
You'd think so, yet stuff like the RSV mille is the most reliable italian bike ever

>>17722325
what

>>17718222
hayaaaaaaaaaaaabusaaaaaa