>driving normally >for whatever reason the driver behind

>>17703632
>Dab

I don't hear him, because he's behind me in a different car

wow wat a thred

>>17703632
Start braking for intersections super early, and stopping at stop signs for 3 full seconds.

>>17703632
brake check him

if my day is going shitty ill throw my coffee out the window.

>>17703632
Doesn't happen because I'm the guy behind you until I pass.

When they can see me, I smile and give them a thumbs-up, because usually that pisses them off more.

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>>17703632
>go speed limit
>make full stops
>Match his speed if he tries to pass
>blast some dank ass chill music as the kids these days would say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0_62qFH6ZA&list=PLdyln7EjcfsWaznySLFTNA4Qyl3vvPLM8&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz1nq1hmVCE

>>17703632
Same thing I do when someone tailgates me. I overtake a couple of cars and let someone else be the guy in front of the retard.

>>17703632
I take my pants off and throw them out the window, pull over, get them back
>I wear the pants on this road

>My car disappears in what appears to be a heat wave
>other driver: N-NANI?!
>appear in his rear view mirror
>katana extends from the front grill and slices him and his vehicle clean in half

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>pull up beside him at a light fully turned facing him and stare at him with a shit eating grin on my face

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haven't experienced that particular feel yet in my 4(?) years of operating motor vehicles

When I'm in a car and I see the guy behind me needs to pass, I let him pass

If people get mad at you you're not driving normally

>>17703632

Be as obnoxiously slow as possible.

>>17703632
Giggle and slow down by 1 mph.

Not give a shit because nigga isn't going to be the one paying for my speeding fine or paying the bill if I take a turn and someone hits me because person behind me is impatient.

fuck that tbqh

>>17706187
This is literally untrue.

>>17706177
This but I just go WOT until they disappear or I die

>>17706187
>at red light for left turn (it even says no left turn on red)
>light for straight ahead turns green, my light still red
>guy behind me starts honking
>after a few seconds he rolls his window down and starts yelling
>I point to the red light
>hear him scream "fucking IDIOT"
>~30 seconds later it turns green and we go
Yeah I guess you're right I should have just gone

I want you to hit me as hard as you can

>>17703632
take a junction/corner at speed limit.
Watch him dissapear from the mirror.
Power is for fags who want to be embarassed after mashing the throttle and sitting at red light and watching that shitty kia creep up to you while you wait.
Real men shift up for corners instead of braking.

do nothing because my state is full of a bunch of neo conservative suburban dads who think they're cops and shoot at people in road rage all the time

Engine is pretty loud in my car so it's unlikely I'd hear anything.

And I wouldn't do anything if I did hear it.

>>17703632
What is this Gundam? How am I supposed to hear someone yelling at me from their own car?

>>17703696
I like giving them a big round of applause when they pull a dangerous and stupid stunt and it ends up getting them like one car length ahead or something.

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>>17703632
>get in front before road narrows
>drive slightly under speed limit in front of them