So long story short I'm a new Yorker who's buying a

Save up and pay cash

>>17700485
this. you should fund your van life on credit bro!

>>17699128
Why do people from New York need to mention that they are New Yorkers every fucking time they talk to you. I have a coworker like that who starts every conversation "Well I'm a new Yorker and back home...." Every time. Nobody cares.

I hope you go around casually mentioning that you are a New Yorker in every conversation multiple times. I hope you volunteer that information ever few sentences and stop people in the street and tell them you are a New Yorker until everyone has had enough of your shit and you get raped by a wild pack of mutant Kansas corn people and shit kernels of corn uncontrollably from your deformed asshole for the rest of your life. It will be interesting to other people that you are a New Yorker.