>stuck in a big traffic jam >suddenly urgently have to

>>17698736
Pull of the side of the road, and run down into the bushes.

post on /o/

>>17698736
You shit in your pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYll7uARNdk&t=6m57s

>not having chewable pepto bismol in your glove compartment

w e w

>>17698736
shit my pants

Just let it out clean it later roll down windows embrace the slimey drive throw away pants take a shower cry while listening to johnny cash hurt my self?

>>17698762

is this a true story

Convince yourself that you don't need to shit. Works for me.
Then when I finally get a chance to shit heaps of waters' been absorbed from it and the consistency is the really messy, gluggy kind. Not dry enough to be a ghost poo but just that horrid zone in between

>>17698759
What are you going to do, stick it up your ass and hope your o-ring can fit your fist?

>>17698736
Make a thread about in on /o/.