>returning home from work 70 miles away at 1:50 AM >no

>BRACE FOR IMPAAACT

>>17694981
"H-Hey babe...wanna ride?"

>>17695002
>A-Pillar blocks her from view
>where bae once stood is now nothingness

it's vanished anon

>>17694981
Just keep driving at high speed like I always do.

>>17694981
FUCKING KANGAROO.

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>>17694981
S E L F D E F E N S E N I G G A

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>>17695048
>fucking kangaroo
please, FUCKING WOMBAT

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FULL
FUCKING
THROTTLE

>>17694981
>>no living soul nor active properties around for miles
>>17695163

>>17695165
Is the damage to your own car worth it? I'd go slow enough that it wouldn't do too much damage, but if they want to go under my wheels I'm not stopping.

>>17694981
REV UP THOSE ENGINES

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>>17694981

>>17695189
IT'S TIME FOR THE SCOTTY KILMER SHOW
>sinister grin

>machete unsheaths

all of us would be fine except for mcrummy or whatever, he would instantly try to avoid, over correct, and have a 15 inch ghost dildo in his ass

I like this thread.

>>17695276
That explains the webm then, he saw a dog in the road.

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>>17694981
I'm not even fucking lying, this happened to me last year. Me and my girlfriend were driving home from Carson City to Reno through the washoe valley area. It is pretty much a straight road, but it was around 2:40am after we had to take care of her grandfather. Out of nowhere, we passed a girl dressed in a what looked like 50's-60's nurse clothing walking the opposite direction. Looked right at us as we passed. Slowed down to see if everything was ok because nobody was around and I saw no flashers in the distance. Looked back, nobody was there. Never knew a Honda Fit could do 100mph till that night.

>>17695276
Would he have to take out his knotted butt-plug first for the ghost dildo or would they both fit?

>>17695359

Both and a twingo too probably

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>>17695233
>>17695189
Scotty would handle it

>>17694981
drive how im currently driving
bitch can get out of the well or get turned into red paste

story is she jumped in front of the car

>>17695369
>not keeping a Twingo in your ass at all times
Kek

Whats wrong with you retards? Rape is the answer.

>>17695307
*My girlfriend and I

>>17694981
I'd pick her up for some ghost blowjobs.

>>17695517
100% ghost rape. This is my new fetish.

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>>17695276
lost

>>17695307
Were you passing through Highway 50? That road is haunted as fuck.

http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Highway_50_Phantom

>>17694981
stop and let her in cause ghosts ain't real and she'll give me a blowie for saving her.

Rape

We need more aut/o/ ghost stories fellas

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>>17697023
>Be me, back in February of 2001
>200 miles away from home on the rural countryside for holidays with family.
>Completely isolated, roads are mud so we had to take the Land Cruiser.
>Take car to drive 4 miles to town to get snacks at 11:00 PM
>pitch black without lights, not exaggerating, when I say the countryside is isolated, it's FULLY isolated
>spot black dog-like thing whimpering infront of SUV
>ohnoidontlikehurtpuppies.jpg
>switch off headlights
>whimpering stops
>turn them back on
>dog ghost is nowhere to be seen, no footprints, no blood, nothing
>fuck the snacks, I head back home to the cabin

pic related is the stretch of road, a bit further in is where shit gets pretty bleak at night.

>>17695187
It was a deer I swear.

>>17694981

>Rape

>fuck, how did I end up at Kamikaze Curve again?
>I thought they were redoing this whole mountainside years ago
>fucking jew york road crews
>fuck it
>stomp gas pedal

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yes, i like to drive in spooky roads at nights without moon

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>>17698654
and sometimes i ride my bike for extra spooks, never seen anything paranormal tho

>>17698654
/comfy/ as fuck f a m

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>>17694981
What do?

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>>17698835
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17698835
I'd roll down the window and politely ask them to move out of the way.

They let a hooptie pass so they can't be that antagonistical, can they?

>>17698835
What the hell?
Someone care to explain?

>>17698862
Its a gaggle of jews, Business professional Species.

>>17697090
What country and state and town?

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>>17694981
>be me driving home from work at about 1:30 2:00 am
>i live 30 miles outside of town in the country
>half way through all the country roads i see a girl in a white tank top and short walking on the other side of the road
>pull over to her walking speed and ask if she's lost and ok
>she says nothing, doesn't even act like im there
>a few minutes go by of me just trying to get her attention by talking
>grow impatient and honk my horn
>she turns her head, and looks right at me with smiling now
>i speed up pretty freaked out then slow down looking in my mirrors to see if she's standing there still
SHE'S FULL ON SPRINTING AT MY CAR
>FUCKING FLOOR IT NOT LOOKING BACK THE WHOLE WAY HOME
i never saw her again, and switch to first shift just to never have that happen again.
i'm still scared to this day to drive alone in the country at night. its been 2 years now

>>17698862
it's a japanese horror movie

>>17699433
Just blast some music

>>17699514
Why the fuck are nips so good at horror?!?! Shit scared the shit outta me. Fuck.

Their fucking horror legends and what not are freaky as fuck too.

>>17699433

>Be a horror movie character
>See a fucked up situation
>Totally not anything to do with me and can easily avoid it
>Dive right into it

You people that live in that box are so crazy.

>>17694981
WIDEOPENTHROTTLE

>>17698835
J-turn, return to civilization faster than the other car.

>>17697023
>be a truckerfag
>westbound on I-80 in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming
>2-o-clockish at night, new moon, no lights except a truck running a mile ahead
>been running on caffeine and cigarettes since dusk
>notice a pair of headlights appear in mirror
>glance over to see a Dodge Charger cresting the hill behind me
>it's moving fast
>holy shit, he must flying
>I can tell he's in the right lane with me
>son of a bitch is barrelling toward the back of my truck at 100+mph
>waiting anxiously for him to shift left but he doesn't
>oh my God, he's going to hit me!
>I grip the wheel and brace for impact
>Lord, God, help me keep this thing straight
>headlights disappear behind my trailer
>no collision, not even a sound
>frantically check mirrors to see if he dove off the road
>even pull a crazy Ivan to check my blindspot
>nothing
>radio other truck and ask if he was passed by a speeding car
>no answer
>wide awake until stop in Rock Springs, or wherever
I always thought phantom-car/truck stories were a meme until then.

>>17699646
Doing a lot of night driving in the middle of nowhere can get weird.

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I'll never forget a time driving out to my friend's house in the countryside on one of my favorite roads.

>be 1am on KY-17 south
>road is one of my favorite to hoon
>can hear cars and bikes ripping up and down road all times of day
>big sweeping turns, straights, and hairpins
>be blasting down this road
>hear baiku approaching FAST
>I'm doing 70mph
>no lights ahead or behind
>getting louder
>approaching bend
>please don't hit me
>sudden flash of light
>nothing but wind and my exhaust now
>multiple people have died on this road
>pic related is turn
To this day I wonder if it was maybe someone who died in this road, forever hooning in the afterlife

Ride hektik into Valhalla baiku friend, rip in peace

>>17698862
i think it was some band doing crazy shit to promote their new album

I feel like it ended up as the album cover or something can't remember all the details

not really a ghost story, but spooked the fuck out of me
>be me about 5 years ago
>driving through Fucking Nowhere County, Maine
>>just following the GPS :^)
>in my old Corolla, one of the headlights was out and the clutch wasn't being very cooperative
>even with the high beams on it was dark as shit, but I was halfway between civilizations, best option was to keep going
>spot something in the road
>pull up
>dead coyote
>upon closer inspection it clearly wasn't hit by a car, it was gored by something
>suddenly hear a commotion somewhere deep in the woods
>a sort of screeching noise, and coyotes growling and barking
>fuck
>get in the car, edge my way around the corpse
>just as I'm about to book it the biggest fucking moose I've ever seen walks out onto the road and plants itself in front of me
>thing just stands there giving me a death stare
>felt like a midget looking up at Cronus
>it was absolutely coated in blood, head to toe, and the flesh was peeling off of one of its hind legs
>I thought it was going to charge at me, and if it had that would have been it, there was no way my tiny little car could stand up to that monster
>by the grace of God a deer ran by with a pack of coyotes chasing it and the moose walked off to the side of the road, giving me just enough room to slip by
I guess you sort of had to be there

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>>17698835
and no looking back

>>17698835
isn't this a promo for some music group?

>>17694981
360 U-turn and drive away.

>>17700360
this underrated

>>17700275
I doubt moose are too interested in cars as a threat or anything, they just happen to be massive enough to wreck you if they cross your path.
https://youtu.be/yW9ARu17Q3Y

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>>17694981
prepare for CRASHU, I don't mess with no ghosts.

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Give her a ride, anons, would you really let a lost lonely girl stay out in the middle of the road, abandoned in the woods where something might get her?
C'mon, Anon. Stop thecar and letherin. Really, anon, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>17699433
Prob just a tweaker or something man

>>17699632
>seeing someone walking on the road at 2am in the middle of nowhere and not asking them if theyre OK

You know 9 times out of 10 is gonna be just a normal person whos car broke down or some shit.

>>17700360
>360 U-Turn
Are you seriously this retarded?

>>17700468
Are you seriously this new? Go back to plebbit

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>>17695163
>I sentence you to kiss my arse

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>>17694981
>no living soul around
No witnesses then?
Not saying id rape her but id probably rape her if you know what i mean

>>17700428
>all these anons who have encountered skinwalkers
>meanwhile Ive only had one direct encounter and another where one was fucking with me
Goddamnit I just wanna hunt the fucks why dont they come out to play

>>17698835
LET VTECH KICK IN

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>>17699433
Blast eurobeat and hit them with the rear-end of your shitbox mid-drift

Here's my own personal /o/ ghost story. Absolute truth.
>Was 19 years old
>Was in nursing school and working in the ER as a nurse intern in the evenings
>Just got off at 3am and driving home
>Still lived at home because in school
>Family's property is around 100 acres of swamp land in south ga
>There's a stretch of road a few hundred yards into our property that is almost exactly a quarter mile of perfectly straight level road with a creek bridge at the end of the straightaway before a turn
>There's thick fog already
>As I rounded the curve coming into that stretch I see a blue light flashing ahead
>I get closer, slow down, and see a cop car with it blue light flashing parked at that creek bridge and the ass end of a car that had gone off the edge and down into the creek with it's tail lights still bright red and exhaust pouring out of it's tail pipe
>Late 60s Camaro
>It occurs to me as I approach that the cop car is an old Caprice cruiser
>I get to the other side of the bridge and pull over to see if they needed help
>As I take my car out of gear and pull the e brake I get covered by goosebumps and have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach
>I look back before turning the car off
>It's all fucking gone
>No lights, no cars, no nothing
>I tactically shit my pants and nope the fuck out of there
I woke my mom up when I got home and told her about it. I have never felt fear like that in my life. She said she didn't know what to think about it. The next day I told my grandmother about it. My family has owned that land for 4 generations now and she said that in the 60s that was a popular road for the kids in town to drag race and that in 1970 a kid lost control of his Camaro at that bridge, went off the side, and died. Before all this I was a hard non believer in paranormal shit. Since then I have a much different attitude.

>live in the 209
>always hear stories about 8 mile road
Should I? I've heard there's like 3 types of hauntings, one being a possibly evil spirit

>>17701405
Do it. Bring back proof you fucked an evil ghost in the back of your 3k civic.

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>>17701414
I drive a 350z which may be a good thing because they usually chill in your back seat. Ill ask someone yo go with me just incase she tries to take the passenger seat

>>17701274
Why would the rozzer be a ghost as well? Unless he chose to chase after the Camaro for eternity after passing on, in a vain attempt to save a life.

>The feels.

>>17699806
No fucking way a fellow ky17 hooner! That road is the best I especially like how basically all the turns are marked for a speed so you can guesstimate how hard you need to brake.

What car do you too down it with? I've just got a miata for it.

>it's an ambush
>kill the lights
>leave the road
>put on my nvgs
>manuver around attacking force

>>17701473
I don't believe in the concept myself, but if we're going into /x/ shit then I'd say stone tape.

>>17701497
Actually considering the conditions there that makes sense. I don't have any explanation for it but even now when I typed it out I can feel that same sense of dread.

>>17694981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

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>>17694981

MAXIMUM ATTACK

>>17701479
I hoon that road in anything, I have a friend that lives in Morningview so I go out there occasionally. I used to hoon it in my v6 Sable lol. Now I use my G, it's so much fun

>>17701463
Even better. Now you know what must be done, for great justice.

>>17700290
>>17700207
>>17698862
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/?hl=en

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>>17700275
This is this only post ITT that actually happened.

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>>17694981
>driving home on the highway
>ambush out of nowhere

>>17701851
>the absolute state of yurop

>>17701837
Nope

>>17701851
Yeah I drive a 96 lifted z71. I'd leave red smears on the road as I went on over that tree. My dash cam would show the weapons in their hands and I'd never see a day of jail time.

>>17701497
>stone tape
?

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>>17701625
Ill report back in a few days if this thread is still alive

>>17701906
it's a "theory" that says ghosts are basically recordings of past events imprinted onto the living world by somebody's soul when they died, and that they're only visible under the right conditions

>>17694981

I have a ghost rape fetish, so this would be a great night. I'd just whack the little girl in the head and fuck her tight butt.

>>17701851

Fucking niggers

Do a 360 degree J-Turn

>>17697023
The tripfag by the name of trailer trashed or something like that used to live in a spoopy area. I'll try to find some of his posts later.

>>17700468
Never fails

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>live in pretty rural area
>do lots of late night driving, midnight to sunrise
>most of it bombing along seasonal roads and backwoods mountain tops
>have been doing it for years
>never have anything at all spooky happen beyond one time there was a short in a railroad crossing sign making it go up and down
>lots of animals, though, but they're not spooky

>>17694981
>>returning home from work 70 miles away at 1:50 AM

>He does a 140 mile commute to work daily
>he drives 3500 miles a month for work
>he drives roughly 42,000 miles a year for his job
>He spends at minimum $10 a day just to get to his job
>He spends at minimum $250 a month just to fuel his commute
>He spends at minimum $3000 a year just for the privilege of working
>He spends another few thousand dollars a year on maintenance and auto insurance
>He has to wake up at least two hours before his shift just to be on time
>he won't be home for at least another hour and half after he clocks out, no exceptions

>when confronted he will blindly make claims about how much better this job pays him than any of his local employers

Fuck the ghost girl the truly frightening thing is what a cuck you are.

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>>17694981
Here's a story I got from my parents when I was just a wee baby. It sounds like complete bullfuck to me but I still like it:

>it's 1997 in Key Largo, Florida
>it's late at night
>my parents are driving their 1988 Chrysler New Yorker down a 16 mile stretch of complete nothingness
>on either side of the road it's just mile after mile of creepy ass mangroves
>my mom says she hears something funny coming from all around the car
>my dad hears it too
>suddenly the car dies, the electronics, the engine, everything
>in the sky are bright colored lights, shining down on the road and our shitty k-car
>it zooms off into the distance never to be seen again
>the car starts up just fine and my dad floors it back to our house

Sounds like a bunch of hooey but it's the only paranormal story I have related to cars

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Summon Ifrit.

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>>17700468
every time

>>17695517
Rape is always the answer.

Well, except for lava and burning napalm.

>>17701493
this
highwaymen are definitely set up to steal your baubles.

>>17704345
Has it occurred to you that he might be driving a company vehicle or that he could be working at different sites? Of course no you would never know that having only worked at dairy queen.

>>17695307
What is a ghost nurse doing walking on the highway

>>17699433
Most monsters are incapable of harming a car, you know.

I suggest you invest in dashcams to prevent stuff like this from happening.

If you are able to review a dashcam at will, your common sense and logic will help to ally your fears.

Also, carry salt in your car, like those Epson Salt Containers.

Salt has been used in ancient times to ward off evil spirits.

Anytime you see a ghost, just throw some salt at it.

>>17699632
>>17700448
Honestly, I would just call the police and tell them my location and that I see someone walking down the road at 2 AM in the morning.

>>17704891
The salt has to be blessed though

>>17699646
it was probably a hallucination
completely normal

>>17701609
Was your sable by any chance beige? I remember one time I got behind some dudes in a beige Buick and they were going pretty fast, could tell the Buick was at its limit on some of those turns.

>>17704352
I saw a ufo once myself i don't judge nig. Honestly no idea what they could be

One time I was riding motorcycle in Salt Lake City at about 3am and saw a fucking deer cross 1700 South right in front of me.
I don't hate ghosts anywhere as much, deer are the bane of my existance, you can never tell when they will want to cross the road right in front of me.

>>17694981
>>>/x/

>>17701274

i wonder if ghost camaros are still heavy, slow, unreliable cant-turn mobiles or if being a ghost somehow fixes that

>>17694981
>Terrain ahead
>Pull up
>Pull up

>>17699646
>>Cuts lights
"The charger, it vanished!"
>>ghostly eurobeat plays
"NANI!!??"

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This is my commute home in my shabby old tempo

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Drift around it, duh.
>>17708030
>Charger doing a gutter run
Might actually make it turn for once

>>17703916
bump on this

>>17701405
>209

Try driving alone on 132 at midnight pass 1am. Good luck.

>>17694981
Girl i was on a date with told me some spooky stories she had

For about a month coming home from work on the lake road leading to her house there was a strong smell of blood on a particular corner on the last day she smelt it there was a massive buck covered in blood with its jaw missing in the middle of the road and they locked eyes for about 5 minutes then it just calmly walked into the woods she never smelled blood at that corner again

>>17711896
You're dating a crack head, anon.

>>17711977
Didn't date her and she was way too hot and young besides this is a meth area and she smokes a ton of pot

>>17711896
>>17712001
>girl I was on a date with
>I didn't date her
Wtf m8

>>17711867
DD a side street to 132 at 3-4am every morning, what's your point?

>>17712757
Spooky

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>>17699632
>Be girl that just escaped kidnapper or something
>Walking down the road in the middle of the night praying for a passerby to help me
>Autist in shitbox drives right past me because he thinks he's in a horror movie

>slow down to a halt
>Turn off my car
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur

>>17698835
The ministry of silly walks!

>>17714013
OP wouldn't have reacted that way if the girl he saw on the road didn't suddenly make a creepy smile.

Also, OP paused a bit after revving his car only to see the girl sprinting toward him.

That is an unusual response to a fleeing car for somebody who wants a ride.

Rather than a runner's sprint, someone who wants help universally waves their arms as well not remain completely silent and only smile.

OP was right to run away.

Either that girl is not right in the head or he really was about to experience being in a horror movie.

The proper situation in this scenario is not to be a fucking white knight, admit you are spooked, and call the police and tell them your current location.

Because, honestly, who wants to pick up a stranger in the middle of the night?

>>17701872
Except that's calais and you would go to jail under french laws

>>17711867
>at midnight pass 1am
Would probably need more than luck for that to work

>>17714168
I wasn't talking about that other guy's story, just the logic that every time you see walking on the side of the road you're about to get raped by a ghost or something.

What's with the Reddit spacing

And how is asking someone if they're okay being a white knight

>>17714190
Anyone who needs help will wave and ask for it, and i'll slow down to check out if it looks real and not a trap(fucking africa, I swear)

Someone walking in a weird place at a weird time who does not seem to need help? WOT, it's probably a witch doctor who will sacrifice you to satan.