>tell someone I own a CHEVROLET [MODEL] >oh, you have a

>>17661577
I also say Chevrolet instead of Chevy and people make fun of me for it

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>PORSH

>>17661592
>slower than a 2007 minivan

Chevy Tahoe owner here

deal with it

>>17661592
because poor shay sounds fucking gay alright

>>17661577
>owning a chevy

Nope

>>17661577
your first mistake was buying a chevy

>>17661577
Because who thought "Chevrolet" was a good name?

>>17662242
>poor shay
I know no brand by that name

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>>17662242
>COOP

>>17661592

That's how you actually pronounce it, you fucking spastic

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brnuM9CMasQ


Everytime I hear an American say ''Porshuh'' I cringe.

Because chevy is just a shortened Chevrolet just like how dick is short for richard

>>17662268
>Como pronunciar
Implying spanish is going to help pronounce a german word properly.

>>17662268
Wrong. Porsche is pronounced [ˈpɔʁʃə].

>>17662267
>Buy a COOP
>Still have to do everything myself, passengers just watch
woooooooooooooooooooooow

>>17662268
Can we get a German to pronounce it? Because I don't trust some random Spanish clip.
I speak some German and not a single fibre in my body would say porsh.

>>17662266
poor shuh, however you say it, nobody is impressed at how you pronounce it

it's just porsh

>>17662284
>Can we get a German to pronounce it?
Official Porsche YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2eYuGdmfY

>>17662287
>implying I would think someone would be impressed at me being able to speak a closely related language.

>>17662292
no, you're just the type of fag who also calls them jifs instead of gifs

or says halapeno instead of jalapeno

nobody cares, fag

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>>17662302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJaSS_Zj0Y
http://www.olsenhome.com/gif/

>>17662284
>>17662282
>>17662281

>https://youtu.be/ksafvKINq5U?t=181

Here, it's actually Porshuh in German, fuck but that language made for cucks. Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.

>>17662320
>Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.
Speak for yourself, we say Porsche (Porshuh) as we aren't retards and know how to pronounce things.

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>>17662316
>commonly accepted pronounciation is gif for years
>suddenly some fag says it's jif a few years ago
>pretentious fags start saying jif because they think it gives them mental superiority

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>>17662328

>we say Porsche (Porshuh)

How the fuck is ''we''?

>>17662316
the fact that you have to type "it's pronounced jif" to describe the word gif means that you've already lost.

>>17662339
This country.

>>17662341
/ˈdʒJf/

>>17662347
still see a j in that, stop.

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>>17662343

Who!????


Are you (((Them)))??

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>>17662358
You know nothing

>>17662352
Giraffe
\jə-ˈraf\

Gin
\ˈjin\

Gigantism
\jī-ˈgan-ˌti-zəm\

Gif
\ˈdʒJf\

>>17662375
cool, and there's words that support gif

such as gif...t. gift. take away the t. nah you give out jifts to people, right?

or the word girl, but I can tell that word isn't on your mind much.

>>17662393
The vast majority of words starting with "gi" are pronounced with a soft g.

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>>17662400
cool!

now jo be jay somewhere else, fajjot

Since the g in gif stands for graphic, its pronounced hard

>>17662557
>Since the A in LASER stands for "amplification", it's pronounced LAHSAR
>Since the U in SCUBA is stands for "underwater", it's pronounced SCUBBA

>>17662284
I study German in college. Whenever there's an e at the end of the word, you pronounce it "uh." So, it's Poor-shuh. Anyone that tries to convince you otherwise is dumb and wrong.

>>17662316
its like >>17662341 said: if you invented that faggot jingle so that people would use your shitty format, but no one actually uses the jingle or the "J", then what was the point of it in the first place?
The guy might be a good programmer (for the 80's) but his logic is flawed

Also "choosy" isnt a word, and every programmer uses webm now so all of this is irrelevant

>>17662634
See >>17662291
You wasted your money retard

>>17662671
You didn't even watch the video, did you?
I hear the Poor-Shuh.

>>17662680
>hurr did u wach da vid? Is poor-SHAAAA
If you are trying this hard to pronounce the end of the word then you have already proved you don't know any german.
Go to /int/ to be laughed at and dont forget to tell them you attempted to study it in college.

>>17662735
proven*

Also tell them how you pronounce Koenigsegg for the extra lulz

>>17662671
He pronounces it exactly how I said, you deaf fucking mongoloid

>>17661577

>go to look up chevrolet trucks on craigslist
>type in "chevrolet"
>get hundreds of results
>type in "chevy"
>get hundreds of different results
>type in "GM"
>get even more results
>give up and search "dodge ram" since you can clearly search for just one thing and not a fuck ton of bullshit at once.

>>17662735
You clearly know absolutely nothing about the language. Everything with an "e" ending is pronounced "uh."
>hurr durr /int/ would laugh at you, and you should care what /int/ thinks
They'd laugh at you for trying to pronounce German words with a silent e. Just admit you're an undereducated redneck and try to pronounce the e next time.

germans pronounce germany "deutschland"

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>this entire thread

>>17662320
Poland calls it Porshuh

>>17661584
>>17661577
fucking nerds lmaooo

In Italian it would be

Pors-Kay

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>>17662557
>>17662566
>Since the P in JPEG stands for photographic, it's pronounced "jay-feg"

>>17662283
underrated post

>>17661577
What else do you expect them to say?

>>17661577
Two syllables is shorter than three.

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Does will smiht sing " they left the keys to the brand new PORSHAH" no he does not.
CAse closed

>>17661592
>coupay

>>17661592
It's pronounced like that in Spain and Sicily. Saying it any other way honestly sounds retarded.

>>17665819
Ah yes, Spain and Sicily. The ultimate authorities on how to pronounce German words.

>>17667120
Well they speak superior languages so it only makes sense to say what sounds best.
You know what they say. Potato potahtoe. And we all know potato is the correct way to say it much like porsh is.

>>17665687
>falling for the MGTOW jew, or worse, being a MTOW shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqQCjkuxuo

>>17668156
>falling for the varg jew telling you to fall for the vaginal jew

>>17665819
>implying the name of a company changes based on the country you are in

>>17662284
I have a spanish clip but with natives saying their countries' brands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdymVDEIcQ

>>17668324
>matzduh!
kek

>>17668324
>rebecca black
>french
also how the fuck did she end up working for Peugeot?

>>17661592
I always thought this was a shortened way of saying "Porsche" kinda like Chevy and Chevorlet.

>>17668390
kek

>>17668279
>the varg jew
nigga, you just went full retard

>>17661592
I own a Porch Nine eleven

>>17662291
Sounds chinese to me...

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>>17662283
...?
>>17664806
What?
...
Oh, fuck you both

Drove my Chevrolet to the levee but the levee was dry

>>17662557
>>17662566
>>17664787
This is why english pronounciation is retarded.

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>>17668347
uncanny

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>>17668324
>>17668347
>>17673514
she doesn't look like Rebecca Black at all you faceblind autists

>>17674252
are you kidding? Rebecca Black literally looks like a younger version of the Peugeot chick in that pic you posted, even the teeth are similar