Your wife wants an SUV to take her son to soccer practice.

Depends on which one can carry 2.5D people.

>>17654914
76 Bronco

>>17654914
Lexus GX460

>>17654914
Caddie

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>>17654914
'SBURBAN

4Runner or Pajero aka Montero

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>>17654914
3rd Gen 4Runner Sport

>>17654914
>wife's sont
Volvo XC90 T8 (the new hybrid ofcourse). Might as well make sure she can virtue signal while I'm at it.

>>17654914
>her son

She can fuck right off and get him dropped off by one of the other moms.

>>17654914
well i am white so the bottom

>>17654914
Whichever one has the higher safety ratings.

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Give that bitch an SUV and convertible at the same time. Bitches love SUVs and convertibles.

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perfect for them... can put the soccer ball in the trunk.

>>17655710
You joke but literally 80% of JK wrangler owners are women.

>>17655722
I never joke. I actually thought of the Wrangler second, but then realized that it's an absolute turd and that even a kei offroader is a better car.

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>>17654914

this one

>>17654914
>an SUV to take her son to soccer practice
what? you need special car for this?

>>17654914
I'd get the Yukon over the Escalade.

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ARE YOU ALL FUCKING BLIND?

>>17654914
>Your wife wants an SUV to take her son to soccer practice.
>an SUV to take her son to soccer practice.
>her son

Never happen because I'm not a cuck.

>>17655828
>2017
>Not being a cuck

youre missing out pham

>>17654920
>>17655660
I have a thread for you friendos

>>17655766

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>>17654914
Subaru Ascent

CX5

None of those american lardbeasts

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The R50, no doubt.

>>17655863
This, you haven't lived until you've gangbanged your wife

>>17654914
Some cheap $2,000 300,000 mile Honda SUV on Craigslist

Toyota rav4 or cx5

None.

I tell her to get a van

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>>17654914

Because trophy wife.

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>Wifes son

I found the perfect vehicle for both of them.

>>17657299
Can I use it to gaz jews?

>>17654914
Divorce her and invoke the prenup becuase "her" son is clearly not mine.

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>>17654914

Mercedes-Benz G-wagen 4x42

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>>17655722
>its a jeep thing you wouldnt understand

>>17655660
but the real question is
454 or diesel?

>>17654914
Neither. I rather live on my own and buy shit for myself.

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>>17654914

>her son
>wife's son
>American SUV

how fitting....

Lincoln is more cuckiest than Caddy.

>>17657519
That show is hilarious desu

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>>17657549

ikr, and it reflects American's current society perfectly. :^)

>>17657560
What do you mean? Are you ready for season 4 btw?

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>>17657582

:^)

>>17657519
>>17657560
>webms with no sound
why the fuck do people do this? might as well just make a damn gif

>>17657610

I know him! Funnily, he drives GMC Yukon XL for his "kids."

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>>17657615

learn the difference between gif and webm

>what is imageboard

>>17657615

Yeah and get 10% of the video quality.

>>17657610
What's that have to do with the show?

>>17655745
I hate every inch of that expensive pile of shit so much

>>17657357
No, that's a sport model feature

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>>17657486
>dagumi challenges Benzman down the toe-gay
>he tricks him that he's taking the outside lane so that he sneaks inside, like he did with Nakazato
>Benzman took the bait...
>...or did he?
>Benzman is literally OFF THE FUCKING ROAD
>AND OUT RUNNING HIM
>DAGUMI'S FUCKING FACE WHEN

>>17654914
>soccer
no step son of mine is going to play a pussy ass sport

>>17655783
DARLING DARLING DARLING, YOU SAID YOU WANTED AN SUV. THIS IS A REAL SUV.

>>17657560
What show is this?

>>17654914
Whichever she decides to pay for with her own money, I don't give a Damn what she buys lol

>>17659909
Wife and I keep separate bank accounts, she has her project cars (02 wrx and 90 rx7), and pays for her own hobbies. I have my own project cars, and pay for my own hobbies, if we agree we both need something we will work together proportionally on it.

And suv for timmy to go to soccer in? Fuck that, timmy can ride in the passenger seat of my gutted honda lol.

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>>17654914
Do you really need an SUV? Are there so many potholes in American roads?

>>17659886
You're the Worst. On FXX, season 4 coming soon

>>17657610
He has truly ascended

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>>17659402

epic kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnWDN2jbcaU

>>17654914
bitch is getting a prius, why does my stepson need to be so safe

>>17655660
This.

>>17657499
454 can be a bit hard on mileage, but the 6.2 has terrible performance.
6.5 is complete trash and will break down on you.

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The 2017 version of this.

If I'm gonna get cucked, I want him to know just how rich I am.

Whats wrong with Wagons or Vans again?

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get her a real suv

>>17654914
The son.

Suicide

Bitch is getting a used minivan.

>>17654914
>to take her son to soccer practice
to pick up tyrone from the correctional facility more like

>>17662485

You are correct because these SUVs in OP's pic are for niggers.

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>>17655783
Women would like it until the second they would have to step in and drive it.

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>>17654914

>>17654914
>her son

fuck off to /pol/ or /v/

>>17662563
Joke's on you, my female English teacher in highschool actually drove one to school.

>and on vacations into the Sahara

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>>17662837
>on vacations into the Sahara

Sounds like a normal British women

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>>17657631
I WANT OUT OF THIS RABBIT HOLE

>>17662949
With her family.

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>>17663777

Too bad.

>>17663793

>daughters and GILF

yeah

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>>17654914
THAT NEW NAVIGATOR LOOKS LIKE A GAYED UP VOLVO

WHO OKED THAT RIM DESIGN ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

fiat 500