Lincoln owners have exclusive membership to the surf lodge
Why don't you own a Lincoln?
>>17649688
I will when I'm 70, okay?
>vacationing on Montauk
kek
I don't think I'll visit that building in my lifetime.
Lincoln needs to step up and start producing luxury cars that are fast and handle like sports cars like everyone else is doing, or die and go away.
>>17649718
Mark 9 comes 2020
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alysonkrueger/2017/08/02/this-lincoln-is-the-key-to-getting-into-new-yorks-most-exclusive-summer-club/
>>17649688
>all this lincoln shilling
/o/ isn't a retirement home and no one wants these overpriced luxobarge shitboxes
if you want someone to buy one, go to the cafeteria in your nearest assisted living center or adult day care and give them your pitch, otherwise, fuck off.
>>17649700
>Montauk
picrelated
Lincoln is for old people man, it's like American mercedes except less luxurious and sporty
>>17649805
It is more like American Lexus
>>17649808
Before the CLA the Mercedes row would have been
49/$250,000/80%
>>17649808
>audi has the highest % of degrees
Why do educated people have such bad taste?
>>17649818
Liberals
>>17649818
>what is discretion
>>17649829
What's with that photoshop?
>>17649816
true
>>17649835
But, Audi is just flashy as MB and BMW.
>>17649688
AYO HOL UP
You survre pancakes at dat place? My unkle haz a linkon. We on our way.
>>17649864
topkek
>>17649835
Ahh yes very discreet
>>17649903
Yeah, Audi used to popular to the buyers, who wants to be discreet. Right now, it is flashy as BMW and MB.
Half of these buyers probably go to Volvo.
>>17649836
dumb /pol/tards
>>17649903
>Ahh yes very discreet
It's not discreet if it is one of those in the movies. People have remarked about being complimented for driving the car that Iron Man drives. I bet Audi sales have benefitted a lot from their car line being preferred by Tony Stark.
>OMG this place is soooo excluuuusiiiive
I don't understand this mentality.
What the fuck is a surf lodge anyway?
>>17651171
I was being sarcastic man
>>17649925
Yup, bmw merc and audi all kind of conform to the same playing field these days; that's why bimmers are getting pigfat and merc is trying to market to young people.
>>17649718
>handle like sports cars
That means they don't feel like luxo barges. The luxury ride is what people want. And in china, executives can be driven around in this as they aren't limousines, but their ride is similar enough.
It's also why Lincolns in China can come with a "throne style" back seat. You'd never see that in the USA though.
>>17649835
the front is flashy as fuck.
>>17649829
Holy fuck is that thing human!?
Honestly the 2017 face lift was overdue, 2017+ models look good now in my opinion.. they could maybe shrink the grill a bit, and have the general vehicle models be a little more square/boxy, cause they kind of look like Jag's now. If I could afford a 2017 MKZ I would probably pick one up right now.
>>17649688
See: >>17649808
I'm white so Lincolns and Lexi are right out.
>>17649829
You are right, the stupid do tend to be conservative.
>>17649688
I do own a Lincoln. It has electrical issues for days.
>>17653836
>all I see is a punching bag
>>17649688
Because they build shitty cars and sell them for high prices
>>17653844
2017 MKZs have depreciated like shit and are already sub 23k
>>17654008
And yet with education you're still a fucking dumbass.