What's the cheapest motorcycle I can get that won't

>>17626860
older SV or ninja 650. you can get either for less than 3k

$16k retro cafe bikes like the one you posted are prime targets for faggots.

And any bike can kill you

>>17626871
I like the way they look but I doubt I'd actually buy one

and by not kill me I mean not a piece of shit that will explode while I'm on it

>>17626860
a used one
how you treat it will determine how safe it is, no bike is out to protect you from yourself

Gsxr750. Put it in b mode if you're a cuck

>>17627013
I should mention I've never ridden a motorcycle before

>>17627034

faggot

>>17627034
Oh, a Hayabusa then

>>17626860
All bikes make you look like fag. All bikes are fast. Even 250 sportbikes are faster than average cars. All bikes are dangerous, wear gear.

>>17627034
Turbo busa

Ninja 250

Got mine with 4k miles, no mechanical issues or scratches for $1500, but it's from 2005.

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>>17627034
>msf
>busa
> . . .
>happiness

LAND OF THE FREE

>>17627051
for the price of a 250 not only could I make my car faster than a 250, I wouldn't need to get another insurance policy and it would be a hell of a lot cooler than a 250

>>17627148
What car?

>>17627406
a jetta

not cool by itself but big turbos in econoboxes are definitely cooler than some dinky 250 bike imo

>>17627434
Any jetta will never be cooler than any sportbike. You are delusional.

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A used Suzuki sv650. Fast enough you won't get bored of it, there's a billion of them so parts are readily available, comfortable ride position, won't look like a faggot. motorcycle dorks will give you thumbs up.

All motorcycles make you look like a faggot. So just buy whatever is fun for you.

>>17627452
keep trying to justify your babbycycle faggot

>>17626860
DRZ400. God bike

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>>17627673

Good choice. Good for just cruising around, good for being a total goon and having fun.

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>Silent (Breadbox Resonator)
>cheap to insure
>Smooth 4 cylinder power
>comfortable seating position.

FZ6R mate

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>>17626867
Kek.

I just looked up the 650 and this is the first pic