Girls in your car stories? >buy manual car even though I

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You posted this same shitty thread few days ago and it got insta-buried. No one gives a fuck about your dumb fake story you no car having summer bitch. By the time your old enough to drive manuals won't even be around so stop fantasizing now.

And I'm the future, when you are old enough to talk to girls, dont expect gas money. Girls never pay for their own gas so they have no concept of using someone else's.

>>17581579
Savage

>>17581579
Haha BASED, liberals BTFO!

>>17581527
>be bachelor making a shitload of money
>daily drive extremely unimpressive vehicle
>cute broad delivers some shit to my office one day
>get into conversation for some reason
>wannagrabadrink.tga
>go pick her up in my daily
>immediately becomes a cunt because it looks like I'm a poorfag
>fast forward 6 months
>been dating this girl for a solid two months and she doesn't seem to care that I drove a poorfag car
>ask her if she wants to come back to my place
>holy shit, anon
>it's not MTV cribz, but for a 25 year old it's bretty nice
>starting to get serious, she spends more time at my pad than hers
>decide that we should try cohabiting
>moving her stuff
>"my roommate is going to help bring a car full"
>roommate is the fucking girl from scene one who acted a cunt because I picked her up in a mint, and impeccably clean shitbox
>gf's roommate is sulking
>they get in a fight
>roommate leaves never speaks to gf again
>fast forward 8 years
>girlfriend is now wife with two kids
>wonder sometimes if roommate is still salty as fuck

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>>17582091
tfw no gf
tfw not a bachelor making $800k/hr at 25 years old

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>>17582127
>tfw everyone on /o/ is a mid 20 something loveable loser with a heart of gold and a 80k/yr job
>sureeeeeeee

>>17582231
Joke's on you, I'm a cynical 21 year old loser with no job at all.

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>>17582245
>tfw daddies car is better than no car

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>driving 8 year old sister around
>she finds razor... thing in center console
>picks it up and outs a big slash into the door handle
>pull over and yell at her for not respecting other people's property and ask how she would feel if I cut up her stuff

and that's how I realized that you should keep kids away from anything you care about

>>17582231
I'm a 36 year old cynical software architect making 150k, some would probably say that I have a heart of gold because I'm always helping people get a hand up on their situation, but I am a sarcastic douche.

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>>17582339
What's the difference between software and cynical software?

I railed my fiance in the back of my Bronco a few weeks ago, in a parking lot at night. She tried to be quiet but she moaned pretty loud when she climaxed. And I came on her stomach.

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>>17582231
I'm a 28 year old cashier

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>>17582367

>>17582367
pics of your fiancee? just side face or something like that? she better not be fat

>>17582231
>I'm 29.
>I make $60k/yr at my day job
>I have a $2m trust fund and inherited a nice house that is paid off.
>tfw no gf

>>17582367
What year bronco? How's the space back there? Been thinking about buying one to do long road trips/camping excursions in.

>>17582443
Can I have $20?

>>17582326

>she finds razor... thing in center console

It's your car and you don't even know what you cut the coke with?

>>17581527
>go on a summer roadtrip with a female friend
>she's qt, small and has big boobs
>everything is great but her feet
>she decides to take pictures in/on the car
>"hey anon can I put feet on your steering wheel and take photos?"
>remember her ugly feet and fat toes
>tell her that feet are dirty and it's stupid talking pics with feet on wheel
>don't want to offend her feet
>she starts to nag and throw a fit
>I agree only if she wipes the wheel clean with tissues
>tfw she wiped the feet before and the wheel after taking pics
>everytime I drive I remember the horrible feet
>she still thinks her feet are pretty

>>17582231
Seems likr everyone on /o/ but me is exactly that. I'm turning 25 and starting a $10/hr helpdesk job

>>17582567
[spoiler]Post feet[/spoiler]

>>17582581
Naw man. I'm a mid thirties cynical asshole that works on trucks. You ain't alone

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>>17582591

>>17582613
Totally acceptable looking feet.

>tfw gf has really cute feet
>but they have an eye-watering smell to them
>her used socks are radioactive with stench

>>17582620
>fat toes
>deformed feet
>totally acceptable feet
as a feet person I simply cannot accept these feet as acceptable and neither should you. Trust me, in person they are more grotesque then you can ever imagine. As I said, everything is great, tight body, huge boobs, cute face but horrible feet

>have gf
>do car things together
>let her drive my cars
>no problems
>even a RHD manual in the US

It must suck to suck

>>17582385
>>17582388
She's tall and skinny.

>>17582447
1978. Lots of space. No regerts

>>17582385
:-)

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>>17582591

>>17582620

I dunno bro, i'm not even a feet person and I can tell those feet are kind of fugly.

They look like they belong on a pudgy midget.

>>17582613
>that's that shit i don't like

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>girls in your car stories
n/a

>>17582634
>>17582625
>>17582620
>>17582613
>>17582567

yeah those are some shit feet.

How do I bring up with my gf that I want to do feet stuff with her. I'm too embarrassed.

I used to do feet stuff with my best friend when we used to hook up when we were younger (I lost my virginity to her when I was a teen). when I told her I don't do feet stuff with my gf she started making fun of me saying to just tell her I'm into it.

also how do I get my gf to like my friend? ever since they met I get the vibe my gf doesn't like her very much, as in she is more standoffish and not as open with her as she is with my other female friends.

she has never said anything negative about my friend and I never told her that we used to fool around when we were younger, but yeah she still doesn't seem to like her.

is my gf supposed to know about me and my friend's sexual history? because I feel like that would damage relations further.

>>17582231
>22 year old airplane mechanic making barely 22k a year
>no gf
>nothing good
>only got my car
>i love my car

>>17582761
this is a /o/ board last time I checked, but
Current gfs are always jelly of your ex or close female friends, either it works or it doesn't. If you were intimate with your friend your gf can sense some tension or you told her for some reason. Telling about past sexual partners is a no-no for me, either be it number or just showing who you slept with, it's a discrete matter imho. If you plan on going more serious with your current gf and you built your relationship on honesty then I would tell her, but expect her to be angered, hurt or request you stop hanging out with your friend (I don't know your gf neither can I predict her actions). You should know best since you know your gf better, if there is nothing going behind the curtains with your ex and you want to have an honest relationship, tell her and tell her how trust is important and that she should know now instead of finding out later by accident. You can arrange a get together with a few friends including your ex and current gf, but if they don't tolerate each other, don't push it.
As in feet stuff, it depends on your relationship, keep it honest and tell her you like her feet and would like to get more kinky with her feet, nothing wrong with that. There is nothing more wrong when you are sexually shut down and can't grow with your partner (excluding perversions and other more disturbing fetishes, but hell what do I know).

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>>17581527
I rented a car earlier this week and let girl drive it even tho she is kinda a bad driver. We picked it up late at night and I left her with the keys until we left the next morning. I was really worried since they had my credit card on file.

She loved the little hamster car tho, so I had to let her drive it most of the time. Although when we got into the city, I drove and then let her take over for the highway driving.

4 days after returning it and still no crazy charges on my card so I think I'm ok.

>>17582231
>tfw everyone on /o/ is a mid 20 something with 80k/yr job
Retired empty nester. Retirement income all sources is approx 30K/yr/aftertaxes without touching principals and I'm not even drawing SS yet. Yes, I am double dipping. Spouse still works with nice benefits package. The house and cars are all fully paid for. Despite one being retired, our household income is still well above the _median_ seattle household income of 80K annually.

We were lucky to make a living when the slices of pie were large. With the portion of pie so small for the other 90% of the population, I don't see how most people of the bottom 60% will avoid being wage slaves or social welfare consumers for their whole lives.

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>>17582388
Just because I'm feeling generous. This should be ambiguous enough, and I'm the only one who has this picture.

>>17582636
>let her drive my cars
You better check your insurance policies to make sure they are insured. Many policies do not cover loaning out your car to a non-family member.

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>>17582231
>be me
>mid 20 something cynical misanthrope with a heard of ash and an $80k/yr job, probably $100k+ in a couple years
>no debt, trust fund
>not loaded, but my net worth is higher than 95% of 40 year olds
>haven't done the deed in 10 years, literally never in my adult life
>tfw when 6/10's occasionally flirt with me and my personality causes an immediate 360 moonwalk
>I have accepted my wizardry and focus on hobbies/fitness now

end blogpost

>>17582935
just get a hooker, you cheap jew.

>>17582935
>Not virgin
>accepted my wizardry
That's not how it works

>t. Soon to be Wizard

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>>17581527

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I exist in a different dimension. It's a new, raw wizardry, beyond virgin and non-virgin.
Given the choice, I'd choose your fate over mine. You know, ignorance is bliss and all.

>t. Ascended Wizard

>>17583060
meant for
>>17582959

>>17583060
Fuck you

>>17581535
Having one of these on your car ironically or not is maximum autism.

ITT: fiction

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> lonely 19yo virgin
> furiously swiping on bumble on a friday afternoon, find this black chick, easy 9/10, add her snapchat
> don't even match with her but she adds me right away
> send a smug pic of my face with the caption: "would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?"
> "I'd rather cuddle with you"
> two messages later she tells me to pick her up at this bar distrinct at midnight
> edge for about 6 hours to interracial breeding porn
> 11PM, get in my nissan xterra, stuff like 10 condoms in my glovebox
> put on my fingerless driving gloves, aviator sunglasses, and pop in my initial d nonstop mega mix CD
> drive 15 miles to the opposite side of the city, going 10 over the whole way with a rock solid boner
> arrive at the bar district, call her, tell her I arrived
> she is hammered and doesn't even know what bar she is at
> argue with her for nearly an hour trying to figure out where she is
> finally she finds out that she is at a completely different bar, 15 minutes away
> finally arrive and pick her up, shes wearing a midriff tank top and tight jeans
> she has a tight stomach, firm breasts, and a thicc butt
> nearly blow my load just standing next to her
> cant go back to her place, she lives with her parents
> we agree to go to a park and cuddle
> sit down at a bench, shes on my lap, I stroke her hair, grab her ass and squeeze her tits
> she starts to get really cold, even though its only 60 degrees outside
> we get back in my car and drive to another park
> sit in the back and cuddle some more in the rear end, got the seats folded down
> its 2AM, she says she wants to go to sleep with me, but the floor of the trunk is hard plastic and she can't fall asleep
> decide to drop her off at her place, agree to meetup sunday at my place to 'hang out'
> drive all the way back home, so tired i might as well of been drunk
> beat dick, pass out on bed
> ask her to chill, says she doesn't do hookups

still aint fucked a girl to this day

>>17582613
diabetic/10

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>>17581527
>pick up girl for a date in my early 90s NSX
>"ugh anon this car is too low it's scary to be in"

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>>17582911
When you get too old to live alone I'll move into your house and help you out, so long as you give me the house and half your remaining value when you croak
>tfw destined to compete with indian h1b faggots for jobs for the rest of my life

>>17583140
Should've fucked her in the park faggot

>>17582091
you did good anon

everyone in my car knows not to touch anything unless i let them. suppose the people in my life are just sort of respectful of others' belongings.

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>>17581527
>get qt gf in college
>she really enjoys sitting next to me on the bench seat
>we sing along to beastie boys really loudly
>she giggles when I do a skid

it was nice until her anger issues interfered with finals, had to break up with her.

>tfw took her virginity
>tfw still miss her sometimes, 3 year later

>>17582231

what if I am an asshole 30 year old with a 200k/year job?

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Part 1
>Meet this girl through this other girl I banged a few times, her brother's girlfriend
>Before she introduces me asks me "PLEASE, Anon do not fuck this girl"
>"Okay" (what an interesting thing to say, hmmm)
>Girl is a total alleycat, making all kinds of perverted jokes and shit obviously they've been "girl talking" about me
>Drive them both around in my old Lebaron convertible end up smoking them out and doing a double feature Cannonball (1976) then Equinox (1970)
>She sends me a private message later "Want to know a secret? I was soaking wet the whole time"

Part 2
>Girl messages me about 11pm "Anon, these two drunk bi girls came to my BFs house trying to party and I gotta get them outta here come take them"
>Borrow Dad's Lesabre (4 more whores) and drive over there
>All three pile in, girl in the front with me the "couple" in the back it's some fat dyke and this little blonde waif who is clearly super wasted
>Take them all back to my place
>Turns out this is a case of this fat ugly bitch uses a young innocent girl to get stuff for herself from people: drugs, dick, etc
>Little blondie climbs onto my leg facing me, puts her face against my neck and starts stroking my chest and rubbing her muffin against my knee
>Other two girls are amused as I struggle to decide if this is a situation where I'm going to whip my dick out or not
>Just then, in comes the one occasional visitor of mine who would drop by after midnight
>Throws a monkey wrench into the whole thing since he was eyeing Girl and I'd have been stuck with just Tubbs and maybe-passed-out girl
>Take their drunk asses back to Girl's BF's when they're ready to pass out
>Turns out to be a good thing as the next day I check Myspace and little girl turned out to be fucking 12 years old
>Still real good for my rep though

cot'd

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> stuck in LA traffic
> need to piss so empty out arizona green tea and relieve myself
> throw it under seat and forget about it
> couple days later have qt 3.14 in car
> she says she thirsty
> look around and find green tea, forgot it was a piss bottle
> give it to her
> she takes a sip
> apparently didn't notice she was drinking old urine
> couple hours later she complains about stomach ache
> mfw_I_remember.jpg

>>17583215
This really made me sad and I'm not sure why.

>>17581527
>go to the JDM corner in the genral once-a-week car meet in city
>girl in supra jumps out and runs over to my car all excited
>saying she really fucking wants one
>laugh and take shit off the side seat and let sit in and inspect the car.

>>17583299
Your pee must not taste half bad

>>17583299
anon I....
how can anyone fuck up this bad?

>>17583354

This was 4 years ago and to this day I have never spoken to her of it. She has no idea why she got sick that day.

>>17582918
if you live in hawaii that's my friend's sister. looks like her

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Part 3
>Be into RCs, have fat sack of greatest ever JWH-018
>Girl has had to move out to the shit-town because her BF stole a refrigerator from public housing or some shit
>Texts me "Anon, I haven't had a buzz in so long I'm afraid my slutty dissociative identity is going to come out you gotta help me"
>lolokay this should be good - primo up a black
and mild and drive the 30+ minutes through country roads to shitsville
>Pick her up off the street, "Hey Girl hows life in Shitsville?"
>"I'm not Girl, Silly. I'm her twin sister Amanda"
>Okay cool. Smoke this, Amanda
>Starts going on this huge tangent about how her "sister" keeps her locked in her room all the time and all she wants to do is get out and party, sometimes loses track of if it's "her sister" or the BF
>Yeah okay well we're on this long drive back to my place to get you wasted so why don't you play with my dick?"
>Proceed to get the hottest hand job ever starting out sort of reluctant but it turning her on as she goes, starts licking my precum off, getting her tiny hands all slobbery and eventually gets excited enough to really start sucking it but having to go back to her hand when her mouth can't stay open so wide
>Get her back to my place and dumbly let her have access to pure powder while I'm setting up a camera and "up-and-under" light (learned to have one from other shoots)
>Get her on camera and interview her crazy ass for a bit while undressing her as she gets more and more incoherent
>Put her ass in the cam, intending to have her on her hands and knees the whole time sucking my dick
>She literally passes out drooling on my cock
>Hmmm okay
>Get her passed out for like 20 minutes on cam before she comes back around and REALLY wants to fuck
>Manage to get my dick halfway hard again and fuck this hot mess
>Go on to fuck her lots more times, use her as a third etc after that but am sure to control her doses
>BF finds out I banged his gf and sister
>lol w/e they fat now

>>17581527
>got grill in my car
>directly injected her

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>have qt gf
>have pigfat Camaro SS convertible
>giggles or squeals every time I floor it
>enjoys the top down on a good day
Feels good man

>>17583452
This is like having a pet dog. You are fucking your dog and think she is cute.

>You monster

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heres a good girl in my car story
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and another ride with my friend, because im feeling like typing stuff out
>
>
>

>be 17 at the time
>junior in HS
>have single turbo FD 13b from rich family
>cute girl in gov class
>start talking to her
>offer her a ride to school
>pick her up
>"this car is really really loud" she says
>proceed to take it easy for a second
>get to school
>friend comes up and asked me to rev
>2 step activate
>scared the fuck out of her
>shes still scared shitless of my car but i know shes hiding that she loves it

>>17583303
she was very cute and innocent despite being 18, feels bad knowing I blew what was probably a once-off tier of relationship.
Every woman over 20 seems washed up
:^(

>be 33
>start dating 41 year old Asian woman
>she's actually a great driver and and grew up driving stick in a BMW family
>everything about my Miata turns her on and she drives it every chance she gets
>I sell Miata and buy a Mustang because loltork murricav8
>she grew up in the south where only inbred hillbillies drove Mustangs and would throw beer bottles at asians
>girlfriend doesn't want to drive my car any more

I broke up with her for actual reasons but now I hate the Mustang so maybe she had a point. Should have gotten an E36 like she wanted me to.

>>17583373
I do not live in Hawaii

>>17582761
>is my gf supposed to know about me and my friend's sexual history

NO

>because I feel like that would damage relations further.

YES

>>17583570
Wait until you get into your 30s. Every woman will have been directly injected so many times they don't even look at you anymore. They just look past you.

You are just one more cock out of hundreds to strech their hole.

>>17583570

Don't beat yourself up over it. You always remember the good in relationships more than the bad. I still love my first girlfriend from almost ten years ago but when I think about I realize she never could have carried a healthy relationship.

>>17583590
As a guy in his 30s who has dated women in their 30s-40s, this isn't true. Only some women are like that, just like only some teen/twentysomethings are club whores.

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>>17583590
>>17583611
I'm just hoping I keep my youthful look so I can punch below my age range if/when that happens.

>tfw you tell people you graduated last year and they ask where you want to go to college

>>17583605
true that, I just try to keep past relationships out of mind

>>17581527
>since she saw first hand what it took to learn lmao
literally my first driving lesson ever I could do hill starts fine. I spent the first half hour going up a hill just using the clutch
it's not fucking hard

>>17583611
I don't know where you are but in my country no girl makes it through her 20s with out becoming a club whore. They are either great at it and lose all ability to form releationships, or they suck at it and develop such severe self esteme issues they can't form relationships.

>be me
>19
>drive shitbox hyundai
>have gf
>her friends make fun of her when they see her in my car
>she doesn't care
>fast forward 10 years
>gf is now wife
>just bought her a new sl63 amg
>saw one of her old high school friends last week in a rusty neon

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>>17582468
I legitimately don't even know what it is, it was in the center console when I bought it. It's kind of like a putty knife or something

>>17583693
shit I remember those in my dad's old car when I was a kid

what are they for?

>>17583734
They are for cutting your wrists open when you shunt your BRZ that is still on loan.

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>childhood friend/fwb who's now an escort asks me for a lift
>nothing to do and the hotel is pretty close so no big deal
>drop her off
>doesn't even offer me a blowjob

>>17583734
It's a razor blade scraper...used for scraping paint drops/runs off of windows, etc...

>>17581527
I used to own a GSX Eclipse and remember clearly not being able to hold my then girlfriend's hand cause I was too busy shifting.

One time she held on while I was shifting, which was kinda cool.

>>17582787
Lol you don't sound like an airplane mechanic, you sound like a junior enlisted maintainer, e-3, maybe e-4.

>>17583806
Mainly for taking off things like inspection stickers or oil reminders etc in cars

>>17582787
22k would be about a 2 year E4 so yeah you right

>no not him

Girlfriends

>Undoes her shoes for a long ride
>Throws them on the rear couch
>Puts her feet against the window
>Folds the carpet against the door edge.
>Left an half eaten apple in the glove box, only noticed 2 weeks later
>Never does the rear shelf fully down
>Just throws shit in it from a distance

This one time she threw a lighter or some shit stabding outside the car and it went right between the little ridge where the handbrake goes. Deep into the bowels of the car. Never seen it since.

I love the girl but she is a fucking menace.

>>17583299
What
The
Fuck

>>17583646
Rip in peace clutch

>>17582350
My software might actually be cynical because it has low expectations of the user.

>driving oneitis home
>thanks for driving me home, anon. today was a good shift!
>closes door behind her

all i got

>>17582091
I'll take stories that didn't happen for $500.

>>17582613
I can tell she is plus sized just by looking at that pic. Tell her to walk more.

>>17585124
>be me on 4chan
>stories thread
>pick one of the more plausible stories in the thread
>say it didn't happen
>cry myself to sleep afterward

>>17582761
Rule #325 part a
Your sexual history shall only be shared with your Bros for accolades. Never tell a woman your sexual history or lack thereof.

Rule #325 part b
Never ask about the sexual history of your partner. History should be left in the past and will say!age relationships for the both of you.

>>17585161
Hey /o/, metros the most wonderful woman online. She gets mad everytime I want to meet up. Says she can't. Find out she is married and in the process of a divorce. 3 years later "divorce" still in place. Apparently you can date girls while they are getting divorced anyways assuming you weren't with her while she was married blah blah blah. Then she has to move to Europe for work. I confirm by up address it is true. Still won't let me visit her. Not sure if catfished or not. Nearly 6 years later and still haven't seen her personally. Just pictures she sends, but won't do a request for me like bread on hood or shoe on head...

Coworker starts flirting with me. But it looks like she flirts with all the guys and has probably been with most. Go to a social outing, flirting with her the whole time. Get her in my car. Let's go to anon's house, she days. But I can take you home wink wink I say. No no no, she says. Fine, take her to anon's house. They tell me to sleep there. I leave. Stuff happens.... Then 2 guys later, she is now all over me. Not sure if I want or if she is just teasing. Not even sure if I want a coworker because of possible drama.

And also with internet GF that won't meet me nearly 6 years later.

>Summer 2008
>20 y/o me, driving a supercharged Mustang GT
>Runs low 11's all day long
>Working a decently high paying job for my age
>Had never dated before
>Somehow wind up on a dinner+movie date with a serious 10/10
>This girl was insanely gorgeous
>Didn't want to blow my chances of a 2nd date
>Decide to change the tune so the car is a bit "friendlier"
>Stupid me, I left out one vital detail
>Picked her up
>Dear God, I mean, I was struggling to not pass out this girl was so damn gorgeous
>Car starts acting up
>Play it off cool
>Make it to the movie
>Heart is beating out of my chest
>Seriously, she looked like a hotter Olivia Wilde
>Get back to the car
>It starts but surges and stalls out
>Oh crap
>I finally got it running
>It keeps surging and nearly stalling out when the rpms drop
>She is super uncomfortable, asks me to drop her off somewhere so her friend can pick her up
>Pacmandeath.wav
>Found out the next day I roached the ECU
>Was told the car would be ready in two days
>Ok, time to try again with her
>Somehow she says "yes"
>Car winds up not being ready
>Try calling her, she doesn't answer
>Waited at the shop for 8 hours
>Finally get home around midnight
>Checked Myspace (it was 2008, come on...)
>She started dating some Chad and had been on a date with him that night
>Felt like absolute shit

I didn't have a girl in my car again for 4 years.

>>17581527
>says she is proud of me
ROFL friendzoned as fuck

One time i drove two girls in my miata. We were working on a school project together and i was the only one with a car. One of them sat in the other girls lap.

>>17585439
>One of them sat in the other girls lap.
The purest love

>>17585470
>posting this on a blue board
You done goofd

>>17581527
>have infant daughter
>drive your child around at night to get her to sleep meme is real

>>17585484
Meant to post the one of my gfs feet but oh well. Come get me mods.

>>17585530
I can't remember last time I had a girl in my car. I ride a motorcycle 90% of the time and then even then they say it is so dangerous. I don't want to die.

Oh well...

>>17585530
Post it quick

>haven't been laid in year and a half
>no real gf in three years
>s14 is now a kouki
>gt3071r
>FD spec cage
>everything PBM made for s-chassis is on this car
pls send help

>>17583469
Fucking kek

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>

>>17585263
>Not sure if catfished or not.

Yes. Either it's actually a women who's nothing but an attention whore, or it's a dude who's also an attention whore. Don't waste your life on other peoples' fantasies.

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One time in college I was fingering a girl in my Ranger and she started her period.

>>17586024
If the red River flows, flip em over and play in the mud :^)

>>17585161
"cuck"

>>17586024
freshman year of college i had sex with my now ex gf on her period in my car.

thankfully she stopped bleeding long enough for me to fuck her.

it was summer and I was dumb enough to not leave the ac on, we almost suffocated.

3 years later it still smells like her pussy on hot days.

>>17582050
Actually contract cancer, take your alt lite faggotry to /pol/

>>17581535

DUDE

been dropping a qt co worker off at the train station a couple of days of the week for the past year since I literally drive through it on my way home.

we still haven't traded numbers.

would it be odd for me to ask for her number at this point?

I mean we keep each other entertained during the car ride and it isn't an awkward silence throughout the ride. we should be considered friends by now right?

not even looking for gf rn. I think I need to work on getting friends again before going for a gf again.

>>17584515
It was my instructor's car, learner cars are supposed to get shagged

>>17586656
Go for it, no reason not to

>>Go on first date with girl I met at a wedding
>>Bridesmaid/Groomsman
>>Afterwards, she drives me back to my car since we parked in different places
>>I tell her "Oh you can park right here" in a spot close to my car
>>She sees a BMW
>>She thinks it's my car
>>She didn't say anything
>>We hang out in her car, she leaves her lights and radio on
>>Time to go, her battery is shot (not enough power left to crank the engine)
>>TIME TO BE A HERO
>>Roll up old ass Saab grandpamobile to give her a jump
>>"Oh... that's your car?"
>>"Yup! Wait why?"
>>"LOL I thought that bimmer was yours..."

PLOT TWIST

>>She hates BMW
>>"Anon, I've never known a BMW owner who wasn't a douchebag or a moron"
>>She thought I was a playboy and had reservations
>>She thought the BMW was mine, had almost decided that this would be the last date as well as the first
>>Now she's my Fiancee

>>17581579
>manuals won't even be around
lol

>>17584332
wat

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>>17582288
T B Q H the moot one is better

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Actually the only chick I've had in my car is my mum lol.

I'm rather antisocial with a decent whack of social anxiety so I've cut everyone else out of my life

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>>17582367
Pics of your bronco? Think I went to school with her

>>17582231
>mfw 27 making 63k a year

Close enough

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>buy 4 door, 5 seat car because it would be more practical than a 2 door 2 seat MX5.
>don't have friends or gf or social life anymore
>I've only needed an extra passenger seat once when I had to drive my parents somewhere other wise the the max passengers I ever have is 1 when I drive people from work a ride on the rare occasion

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>first time girl sits in my wrx
>she pukes all over the back seat
>mfw

>>17582326
>Tfw your 8 yo sister violates the NAP

>>17587097
Only reason to own a car with more than two seats is if you're a college student who transports your group of poorfag friends, or you have kids.

>>17583299
As if

>>17585324
>Being on friendly terms with a woman and make no indication of romantic interest.
>Woman says something friendly.
>lmAO FRIENDZONE
Grow the fuck up.

>>17587055
What school did you go to?

Im not only man in the world with a fiance and a Bronco.

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>>17587097

Sounds like me.

>have a comfy large sedan
>perfect for taking people on long drives
>tfw the only people who have ever rode with me have been my parents and a few people from work.

>>17582231

I'm a 29 year old orphan with a meme car and meme bike in my mother's old house. I'm a bitter and depressed guy that started a tinder account to find people to go for dinner with because eating alone is fucking depressing.

I am back at college in my last year old electrical eng because I was working a nothing job for $17 CAD/hour after my parents died.

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>>17582231
>tfw broke ass 21 year old college student with no gf prospects
Two more years until I can afford my meme machines, r-right?

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>tfw have never had a female in any of my vehicles

why am I such a loser?

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>tfw haven't had a qt in my car for several years now
>went to the ATM drive thru on friday to make a deposit
>long line of people since it was friday/payday
>drive up to the ATM after the car in front of me has finished
>can still smell the perfume from the qt who was using it before me
I hate this feel

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>>17586714
>me
>bmw owner
>laugh at people who make assumptions based on car they own
>saab owners are faggots

>>17583693
It's a ice scraper ya doofus

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>high school days
>auto tech FeelsGoodMan
>coming back from lunch
>walking through parking lot with boyos
>some broad in her white jetta impatient with us crossing the parking lot
>honks and throws up her hands like we're doing something wrong in a designated crosswalk
>flip her off and we all just laugh at her
>must've tilted/embarrassed her
>she trys to back into a parking spot
>full throttles forward into a metal trashcan
>front of car destroyed
>gets out and starts crying
>we kind of feel bad but still laugh because she's a known bitch
>one of my friend's says something about how what goes around comes around
>she rages

high school was a fun time

>>17586656
Nigga offer to drive her all the way home instead of just at the train station. Ask her if she wants to get something to eat or watch a movie on the way. If you can entertain eachother twice a week for a year you've got some chemistry.

>>17588353
You are a bmw steer-er

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>>17588493
>steer-er
explain this demon speek

>>17583579
shouldve gotten an e39 540i 6 speed if you wanted a v8 to make her happy

>>17588517

I wanted car to make me happy but holy shit this Mustang feels like it was made in Turkmenistan.

Her favorite car was an E36 M3.

>>17588572
best M3 generation me boi although im a fan of the e90 literally only becase of the v8

>>17587543
I'm in college, if I got a 4-door could I convince my friends to pay gas when we carpool?

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>>17582127
Do you own a computer?

>>17582787
Wtf, Isaac, I told you to get back to work.

>>17587819
>no indication of romantic interest
>calls her a qt

>>17585157

>Believing all plausible stories as real
>Taking everything on the internet at face value

It was a nice story but sadly fake, please be smarter next time.

>>17585161
Part B is a rule for cucks.
Have fun having a wife who has fucked 100s of dudes and will divorce you immediately for 50% of your shit and income for the next five years.

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>>17588599
i think E91 M3 is best M3

>>17586392
Never heard that one. But this one is similar and good for all the sex offenders on 4chin lookin for little girls

>no grass on the field?
>flip her over and work the dirt

>>17588607
Ye obviously. I hope you're not about to give me the 'ol "DUDE just learn to code LMAO" meme, because I am genuinely too dumb to learn coding/programming

Do girls care about riding bikes?
I just bought a hayabusa after owning a ninja 250 for a year, I tried having a passenger once and hated it on the 250.

I wouldn't really trust anyone enough to be a passenger on someone elses bike, but do girls?

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>>17586656
Yeah stop and get lunch or something on the drive to the train station. If it goes well and she's into it, ask if she would be down to do it again on a weekend and grab them digits.

>>17586714
Girl loves big lifted pickup trucks, and I keep trying to explain to her that the dudes who drive those trucks are just compensating for something else. She didn't believe me until I started pointing out that the guys getting out of these trucks are 5'6" or shorter and walk with their chest all buffed out like a little cunt.

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>>17588673
>KIA
>I
>A

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>>17588671
Depends. She loves riding on the back of the scoot but I think if I tried to get her on a crotch rocket and play boi racer, she would freak out. You gotta make sure they trust you a little bit before you go crazy.

>>17588679
We were going on a little road trip so I rented it. Between the miles we put on it and the gas I saved not driving the Grand Cherokee, it made sense.

It was a brand new Soul with 200mi on the odometer. She loved the thing so I let her drive most of the time.

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>>17588679
I wonder if it is called the "Seoul" in Korea...

>>17581527
>pick up friend's gf from work because her car is out of order and we're going to a party together and I'm designated driver
>first thing she says after getting in is "I hope someone from work same getting into a cool car for once"
>keeps repeating that and raving about how nice my car is for the whole night
Several more girls are begging for me to take them for a ride sometime, the girl I've had a massive crush on for years among them.

>>17583579
you fucking retard

>>17588695
did you sniff her butt yet?

>>17583140
>> edge for about 6 hours to interracial breeding porn
maybe if you weren't a complete retard that saturated his brain with porn for 6 hours you would have the drive to fuck her, dumbass.

>>17588637
I mean not expressing interest to her actually in person and expecting a woman not to treat you just as a friend is retarded. If she expresses interest, great. Just don't expect it just for existing and interacting.
Jesus, you people really are autistic.

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>girl keeps turning to look at me when she talks
>want to meet her gaze but i'm focused on the road

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>>17588353
>laugh at people who make assumptions based on car they own
>saab owners are faggots

>>17588829
Ah, somehow I misunderstood you.

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>>17588667
Nah, breh, you just HAVE to try this game.

>>17581579
BTFO

>>17588673
Honestly, why can't anybody like lifted trucks without the insecure response of
>He's compensating
It's like when somebody thinks that because you like to shoot big guns means the same thing. No fun allowed, my dude.

>crazy ex got us lost when we were out cruising one night and she forgot how to get home
>literally forgot left & right, held up her hands to see which one made the L shape

thats all I got. soz.

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>after first date with asian qt I knew from high school
>just randomly calls me out of the blue and wants to see a movie
>go see Iron Man 7: Spiderman Homecoming
>have lots of fun, decide to go to resteraunt, take her car to there, stay until the restraunt closes
>drive back to parking lot, she sees my 93 exploder sport
>oh wow anon is that a stick shift! Ive never driven a stick
>mytimeisnow
>"do you... wanna try?"
>eyes light up; starts talking about how no other guy she has been with let her drive their car
>tell her how to start and stop, clutch in when braking, upshift, etc
>spend an hour with her just shifting and driving in the parking lot at 2AM, laughing and joking, telling her shes doing great
>stalls it a few times, freaks out at first until I start laughing and tell her what she did
>mfw she was doing great by the end
>mfw spent another half hour joking and laughing in the car
>mfw got kiss at the end and a plan to go camping once the rains die down
Felt good

>>17589922
Cute!

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>>17589922
That sounds nice, anon.
I'm not jealous.
I swear.

>>17589922
Chase girl around
She flirts with other guys
She sleeps with other guys
Finally after a couple of outings chasing her, I say fuck it and give up on her
Get a promotion, start the process to buy a house
All her flings end, and she comes back to me.
At this point, she finally starts flirting with me
Then says I'm not chasing guys, meaning that she believes the guy should ask her out.
Bitch, I was trying to go out with you for a year while you were having one night stands.
Now that I am doing better in life, acne has faded, I started working out again, promotion after promotion. Now she wants me and is flirting again.

Lol. I kinda just want to fuck her now, but unfortunately don't think it could be much more than that. Or just alpha her and tell her she can not have me.

>nice car
>wos so much room
>comfy

Thats it

>>17590068
Honestly dude I would stay away from that bitch she sounds like a man eater. Find someone else worth your time and effort senpai

>>17590068
Drop her from your life.
You have earned success, you deserve someone better.

>>17590114
Thanks guys. Man-eater sounds pretty accurate after reading the definition on urban dictionary. She was actually with at least two previous coworkers before me. And I remember when she was dating a coworker/friend she wanted to go to lunch with just me. They had just gotten into a fight and was using me to make him jealous. I figured something was off.

>>17590134
I even got her a promotion with a recommendation. So she might be just using me for financial gains. Looking for a job at a higher paying company and she is telling me to get her a job there too.

To top it off. I don't even think I want to date a coworker from potential drama that can arise.

>>17590177
>I don't even think I want to date a coworker
You really don't.
Shit gets weird when the relationship goes south.

>>17589198
Why

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How many cars have you guys fugged in and which one was the most comfortable?

Fucking in my old van sucked, interestingly enough my '01 Firebird was the most comfy car I've ever fucked in because the seats went all the way down.

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>driving my shitbox
>pick up (fat, asexual) GF and FWB (mutual friend) to go to concert
>fucking underpowered shitbox barely makes it up hills with 350lbs of extra weight
>they laughed at it
Badfeels.exe

Another one
>cat giving birth
>after 3 hrs of labor she starts screaming
>load into car, drive to emergency vet
>halfway there she projectile vomits on the one spot of the seat I didn't cover with a towel
>stain is still there and car still smells like cat barf on hot days

>>17590900
>this creature can get TWO gfs
>I cant even get one
really makes you think

>>17591015
It's pretty amazing what not having a shit personality can do. Also being generous to a fault has helped.

I usually look better than I do in the pic. It was after a 5 hour outdoor concert on a 90 degree day.

>>17591048
>It's pretty amazing what not having a shit personality can do.
How would you know?

Implying I have a shit personality because I don't have/can't get a gf doesn't make you sound like a very nice or amicable person to be desu

>Also being generous to a fault
oh, you're one of those types

>>17588673
why are her hands way the fuck at 6 o clock?

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>>17591015
>implying an asexual gf counts
what's the point then, I wonder

>>17591095
Yeah but he also got a "FWB". Also I can't say anything about his asexual gf "not counting" because then he'll say "SEE I KNEW YOURE A BAD PERSON WITH A SHITTY PERSONALITY WHO KICKS PUPPIES AND SELLS METH TO CHILDREN"

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>>17591099
Yeah that'd be taking the bait. I guess a platonic relationship would work if you had a FWB on the side.

Kinda weird tho

>>17591107
Maybe he has the fat asexual gf for "romantic affairs" (i.e.: everything but physical fug) and he's "allowed permission" to keep the FWB around so he can get his benis-in-bagina fix?

Let's see if he replies again with another blogpost so we can find out

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>>17582231
>30
>120k/yr
>Mortgage almost paid off
>drive 11 year old mustang
Free as a bird

>>17591152
>tfw do not know what kind of meme degree or meme job I can get/work within the next 5 years so I can make $120k/yr when I'm 30
I'd work for the railroad but I have no connections to get my foot in the door

>>17591152
What's your job?

>>17591112
You're exactly right.

>>17591152
holy fuck those are 11 years old

what the hell

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>>17591221
>You're exactly right.
im not such a shitty person, I'm just really presumptuous but I keep it to myself unless im on 4chan

>>17583671
kek

>>17581527
Girlfriend of 2 years at the time
>this car is old
>this car is ugly
>gas it after a stop sign
>anon why does your car sound like that, it isn't even nice
>sorry, I just don't appreciate old cars (it's a 2001, and she had just sold her 2003 because mommy and daddy got her a new car)
There's happy memories of us in it too because we broke up in that car. Fucking stuck-up bitch.

who /tfwneverhadagf/ here

>>17590403
Acura MDX. Rear and third row seat down, space for dayz. I'm 6' and I can almost stretch out.

>>17591593
Me. Tfw never been closer to a girl than i am now but will probably self sabotage

>>17591593
>tfw you might have had a chance but decided it would be better to shut down their every advance because you were too afraid of spilling spaghetti
>tfw in doing so you spilled a shit ton of spaghetti anyway

>>17585319
this hurts my heart anon

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>>17591593
>no gf
>no car

It's kinda hard for me to form a more deeper bond with someone. I can count on my fingers who have got my back for my entire life, however I am still stuck up with no serious relationship. Feels kinda pathetic but I've learned and dodged some bullets, however blew several chances.

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>>17582231
>80k

>>17592037
Do you guys ever sniff the seats after having a girl in your car?

>weekend outing with the crew
>pick up bro
>oneitis and sister come along
>bro knows and is wingmaning
>oneitis sits in middle of rear bench
>perfectly aligned with rearview mirror
>dropping them off at the house at night
>bro tells me to get out of the car and see them off
>do nothing and head home
I didn't do anything in the past 5 years. I didn't do anything in those 5 hours. Now she has moved to another state.

>>17583296
>>Turns out to be a good thing as the next day I check Myspace and little girl turned out to be fucking 12 years old
What a shame. You lost your opportunity.

>>17584515
>manual on a street car made for DDing
>"HUR DURR RIP CLUTCH"

Oh fuck off. DD cars are likely and made to last and to be mistreated for the sake of comfort. Every time i start up i have to regulate the clutch friction to make a smooth start. I know i am wearing out the clutch but who cares. Its not a race car.

>>17584023
Is the car nice? i fell in love with the tail lights and i always wanted one even tho >pigfat
Yeah i know about the flywheel and bearing issues creating crankwalk.

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>>17585319
>>She started dating some Chad and had been on a date with him that night
You dodged a bullet.

>>17582091
>wonder sometimes if roommate is still salty as fuck
why the fuck she would be ?

>>17588673
>compensating
- So?

- Why do you think he is? even if he's a manlet, he has a big powerful truck.

>>17590068
Don't let her in, even if you think you can get some sort of revenge sex out of it. It is totally not worth it.

Spend your success on someone who matters.

>>17592137
Nah, all good. Panties tho

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>be me 17 in HS
>drive cherry red 04 mustang GT with bolt on mods, rough as fuck low end cam, 4.10 gears, louvers, glass pack true duals and staggered wheels
>all the girls at my lower middle class high school think it's sexy and awesome
>have friend Brody that I usually drove to and from school with
>asks if we can go pick up a girl from a richer school a mile down the street that he's been hanging out with from soccer practice. Practically begs because she's a 9/10
>igotyoubro.jpg
>"she's kinda mean but I know she likes me so I don't care"
>park next to bone stock brand new v6 challenger with 20 inch reeumz and a supreme bumper sticker by the soccer field
>we go get her and she walks back with Brody on her phone
>hear he say "oh" when I unlock my car
>we get in and I cordially ask her why she said oh
>Brody says "she's disappointed we weren't driving the other car"
>loudly say "you can fucking walk if you want to"
>she looks up from her phone for 2 seconds and says "sorry"
>shake my head and drive her home
>Brody gets out with her and says "sorry dude"
>texts me at midnight and brags about how she let him massage her ass for an hour

Pic related we matched on tinder two months ago and I fucked her and never called her back. She didn't recognize me and I still drive the same car

>>17585319
Your ECU died to protect you from some thot. I hope you gave it a proper burial.

>driving e34 525 diesel
>spot another slow diesel shitbox on the motoway wanting to live life a 1/4 mile at a time
>race him
>kind of a dick move with a passenger
>apologise to girl later on MSN messenger
>"oh thats ok! i didnt even know you were racing that other car"
>tfw shitbox was so slow you could stealth-race people in it

>>17592513
fucking kek

>>17581579
rekt

>>17582935
>my personality
are you fat?
nobody likes fat people

>>17583140
>kid watches 6 hours of porn and forgets how to sex
epic

>>17589738
They have yet to prove me wrong.

>>17591071
She was singing and dancing when I took that pic. It's pretty funny. And she has only lived in the US for a few years so it's quite an experience driving with her.

>>17581527
>be me driving girl home after hang out as friends due to beta reasons
>Reach a stop light with a stupid as fuck merge lane after the intersection
>kinda bored so I hop into the straight lane that'll end up in the merge lane
>nissan altima in the other lane
>activate autism
>green light
>launch forward to quickly merge in but the fucker matches my speed
>girl is scared and smothering my arm in her jdm tits while I'm waiting to upshift
>feelsprettyok.jpg
>other guy pussies out but honks as I zoom past since he doesn't want to pay insurance costs for hitting a shitbox
>reach girl's house
>spooked as if she saw a skeleton but worth it

>>17582091
What did you drive and what do you drive now?

>>17586532
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
>>>/tumblr/

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There is a girl at work who is
>very pretty
>funny
>easy to talk to
>has a geeky side and actually knows her shit
>seems to have a very active social life
>isn't a lesbian

been working with her for over a year and the whole time she has been single

what's the catch? how is a girl like that single?

I even checked out her social media pages. nothing points out to why no one would date her. she has heaps of friends and I'm sure she wouldn't have a problem getting a bf.

>Yeah leather seats are a pain in the ass during summer, at least the AC works
>>But why a station wagon though?
>Idk I just like the car. I found out the other week I can lay down in the back without having to curl up
>>What, bullshit.
I then proceeded to fold the back seats and gesture her to lay down. Worked a fuckin treat.

>>17592886
it probably means she just doesn't want a boyfriend you virgin fuck. the first step to having successful relationships is realizing girls have their own thoughts, same as you.

>>17586392
If the river flows red, take the dirt road.

just use parking break while you get clutch/gas then release parking break fucking tard

>>17592513
Why was she dissapointed you weren't driving a broken car?

>>17582231
>22 year old college student

>>17582326
>yelling at your loli
How could you do such a thing? I hope you didn't make her cry faggot.

>>17587512
keeeeeeek

>>17593556
>dont make a kid feel bad for destroying your property for no reason!

Fuck off liberal fag.

>>17592404
Because she acted like a cunt because of his car and got dumped and then finds out when helping her friend move into his place that he is actually isn't poor?

>>17588600
Not a chance. They will say some shit like "We're firends, and you were going to do this anyway, so why should I pay you?"
t. a broke ass college student who ferries his friends around since he has the only car in his friends group

>>17581527
American detected

>>17592879
Daily was a 2000 Buick LeSabre Limited. Had two in the garage, a Challenger SRT8 and a Buick Grand National. Now I Daily a 2005 Buick LeSabre, the 2000 got rear ended by a truck. Still have the GN, and traded in the old challenger for a Hellcat. I think it was less the cars, and more the house that would have her salty. It's 5k ft^2 in a gated community.

>>17582231
My net salary, after taxes, is roughly $50k; I've got over $75k in paid-off classic cars, a $250k motorcycle (retirement fund,) and I'll be buying a home outright in the next few years. On top of that, I'm probably an 8/10. Still no qt gf. There are a few who, if I said I'd date, would have me, but I don't want a bossy 4/10.

>>17592886
Sometimes hot girls don't have boyfriends, because that same train of thought. Guys are too intimidated by their beauty and don't ask them out.

Then the one ugly with balls comes up and asks her out. Then you go to the mall and see some hot chick walking with an ugly or far dude and wonder how he managed to score that.

>>17592927
>calling other people 'tard'
>doesn't know when to use break/brake

>>17593374
>broken car

>le new cars are getting worse and worse meme

ISHYDDT

>>17590900
>asexual gf

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>>17582231
>I'm 19
>NEET
>No car
>no license
>never had gf
>shitty grades in high school, so I can barely get into college

>>17593694
I said that because it was a dodge. But ok.

>>17593684
Almost like financial security can't buy you a replacement for a shitty personality...

>>17593724
>actually wanting to go to college

why?

>>17593664
"Then you're free to fucking walk."

>>17593800
niceme.me

>>17593823
>unironically falling for the college jew

>>17593831
It really depends on what job you want.

>>17593838
i dont want to be poor or rely on the govment when I retire

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never had one in it.

>>17581527
the only time I had a chick in my truck I jumped a ditch, and that was the last time one has been in my truck.

>>17581579
*you're

>>17593840
Getting into a trade means neither of those things, nu-male

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>>17581527
Not a girl on my car related, but it's a girl and a car related

>be me in uni
>girl I know since a a couple of years has lectures with me
>after last lecture we both make a small talk when we're both leaving
>got my first car by the time, I told her
>when we're done with the small talk, she ask'd where did I park my car
>told her where, its the opposite direction where she's going
>I replied: k then, see you some other day
>weeks pass by, we always do the same routine
>she always ends the small talk with where did you park your car?
>I always park it in the same spot because I like it, away from everybody
>she always ask'd me the same, like she was expecting something
>told her the same everytime
>lectures came to an end, never saw her again

Just a year later I realized how stupid I was. Btw the girl was a 6/10, maybe 7/10 with some make up and the right clothes

>mfw

>>17593967
>Just a year later I realized how stupid I was

what

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>>17593733
I wouldn't say that I have a shitty personality; a lot of it is that I drive old shitboxes that I'm restoring because it's what I like to do. When women see I drive pic related, it tends to be a turn-off.

The problem for me is I'm 28 and want a cute gf. Most of the women my age already have kids and I don't want that. By this point, most of the good women are already taken and you have to do some real searching to find one.

>>17592894
>being a beta is the first step
ahah

>>17582231
26 yo, sarcastic but all around stupid, use sarcasm to make up for the fact that i dropped high school at 15 years old.
recently jobless for the first time in 8 years
will never lend a good job again.

drive a 2003 taurus daily

>>17593995
I'm guessing she wanted him to park near her so they could talk more, but its a bit of a reach.

>>17594324
If she wanted to talk she could literally follow him to the car and then ask for a ride

>>17588353
there aren't enough SAAB drivers to make any assumption of their character, but everyone in a BMW and Audi is always up my ass when i use the overtaking lane for 30 seconds to get past a lorry

>>17591593
i've blown so many chances but i guess if i go to university then i have a shot. otherwise, i think i honestly might end up a wizard

>>17594355
she was probably shy

>>17594973
perhaps she was having a flutter

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>gf is a wild one
>likes fucking out in public
>drive a wrx
>we drive around finding places to park on and fugg
>she says she wants hard mode
>she drives a miata
>fugg in the woods with the top down

>>17592777

>Stealth race
Also, nice trips

>>17595102
tfw no gf

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>have girl in car (sister)
>be high on xanax
>stream me singing while singing
>crash
>see sister who was ejected
>live stream her mutilated hear and pose next to it

Was a hell of a road trip though.


But seriously watch video at own risk. It's very graphic and the woman is disgustingly psychotic. It's on live leak somewhere.

https://www.google.com/amp/abc30.com/amp/news/18-year-old-woman-arrested-after-live-streaming-deadly-crash-near-los-banos/2244689/

>>17595555
>quads

Allow me to toot my horn

Anyways fuckin mobile auto correct. Mutilated head not hear. Singing while singing? I'm a fag.

>cap: injuries uscita

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How important is having social media, a social life and friends to a girl?

Haven't had any of those in about 6 years when the depression hit but now I'm for the most part better, i kind of want to have a gf again.

seems like having all of those is mandatory. is that correct or am I overthinking it?

is it an instant turn off and red flag to not have a facebook or insta or Snapchat, social life or friends?

I don't think I'm socially awkward or ugly. I'm just more of a homebody type.

if a girl asks me can I be all like
>hahaha bag been FB free for nearly 2 years :)
will that lower the red flag

>>17581527
who is this babe?

I love her big nose and hairy eyebrows

she some sort of arab or Italian?

>>17595581
See >>17595555
So important that you'll stream your dead sister. Go find the uncensored video.

>>17595628
You arleady posted the new. There's another thread about the new. No need to spam that shit.

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>Senior year of Highschool
>spend the summer before getting my Trans am good enough to drive to school
>School starts
>Chicks dig it for the most part
>The bolster on the shitty bucket seats that the previous owner installed are extreme
>Thicc bitches can't sit in them
>fucks skinny chicks
Also the it's not easy to smash in the back seat. The damn drive shaft tunnel is not comfortable.
Pic related and Yes I know the carpet is filthy, It's a Daily driver so It's going to get that way.

>have a 2002 bright red 3.8 Firebird with an aftermarket muffler
>in other words, it's slow but it looks fast if you don't know shit about cars
>give this 6/10 girl a ride home and at first she goes "whoah what kind of racecar is this"
>fast forward few days later run errands with her cause I'm bored and any excuse to drive my car around is good
>"you know, your car kinda looks like a Sunfire"
>you fucking stupid whore
>few days later go to her place to bang her
>her place is tiny and it's a fucking mess and her cat takes a shit in the litterbox right next to her bed and it smells like cat shit which kills my boner
>leave shortly after and never see her again

That's it pretty much. I stopped trying years ago. I drift aimlessly through life hoping for a miracle

>>17583299
You could be diabetic

>>17592513
Well I'd hit that. Probably a good thing she didn't remember you.

>be me
>at a party at my parents house for my dads work friends
>halfway through we run out of ice for drinks
>dad tells me to go get more and hands me a 20
>one of his work friend's qt daughter says she'll come too
>rasedeyebrows.jpg
>get in car
>2005 Mazda6 Sport Wagon
>we sit in the car for a full minute without talking
>so uh are we going anon?
>yeah sure one second bitch
>put on fingerless leather driving gloves
>put on knockoff raybans
>spend a minute fumbling around with my CD carrying case looking for my driving mix
>she's visably uncomfortable by now
>timetoshine.png
>press play on car stereo
>synthwave blasts through the speakers
>turn key so violently it almost brakes
>throw car into drive
>pedaltothemetal.webm
>speed down driveway
>long ass country driveway
>qt screaming for me to slow down as she grips her seat as we fly over bumps
>nearing end of driveway
>must have been going around 120
>right as we exit driveway I slam into a police cruiser
>look at rearview mirror
>lights and sirens turn on
>welp.mp3
>get arrested
>drivers license suspended
>$400 fine
>both cars are totaled
>have to pay to fix police car and my car
>qt and her family never talk to my family again
>dad doesn't get Christmas bonus he was hoping for (turns out qt's dad was his boss)
>parents ground me
>have to take the bus to school for the next year

>>17582231
>24
>80k/yr job
>loser
Too bad I'm not lovable.

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>>17583469
nice to know im not alone