Who /devilish/ here? >Just returned rental car >Curbed

>>17570459
Unlike your rusty shitbox, most modern rental cars have the ability to take a curb.

>>17570480
Yeah, but the curb rash was pretty obvious. Luckily, I don't have to pay for it.

>Implying I even have a shitbox

>>17570459
I rented a Chevy Cobalt once and got some cum on the seat from road head. Literally didn't even attempt to clean it up.

Went 62 in a 60 zone today.
Fuck the government.

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>>17571363
Woah, slow down anon

>>17570459
That's not "devilish" that's simply "niggerish".

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>"do not back into space" sign in front of parking space
>back into it
>don't normally back into parking spaces

>>17571388
>Trumph

You guys are pussies
Ive gone the opposite way in a one way street before
Beat THAT

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>>17571513
I once bought a car without mummy's permission

Every sports car I buy, I gut the interior.
When I sell them, I just throw interior pieces together and hope no one notices missing bolts everywhere.

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>Rented a shitty Camaro
>took it to an open track day at Thornburg Raceway
>Vaporized the brakes and tires
>gave it back and company didn't notice

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>owned two cars
>friend's old car was broken down and he showed me one he wanted to buy
>bought it before he could

>doing a parallel park
>Hit both cars
Yolo

>>17571388
Skynet knows.

>have a rap sheet
>nothing but click it tickets

Haven't gotten one since they raised the rate.

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>lane can only turn one way
>put on turn-signal anyways

>>17572586
E V I L

>took my car to AutoTrader for an appraisal
>car has a huge dent on the d-pillar from a rogue palm frond
>appraisal guy doesn't notice it
>get more money than expected

Felt good, man.