>leave town for work >wife decides its oil change time

Make your wife twist it off before she can come back inside.

>>17560719

>I've got bolt grip removal head things

I am having a hard time believing that you are any better than a lube monkey

>Air tools on the drain plug

Nobody does this. Also the wagies that change oil don't even have air tools, they have wrenches or a ratchet at best.

>>17560775
Didn't say I was a mechanic did I? Just said I want to user higher quality oil/filter.

Fuck off gatekeeper autists.

>>17560732
I think she'd die from heatstroke/she can't fit under the car

>>17560783
Never had a problem getting it, or any bolt, off before.

If they didn't chugga the shit outa it with air tools the fuck did they do?

>>17560719
>spray on penetrating lubricant
>try again in half an hour

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>>17560785
>gatekeeper
numale woo beta to talk to shoptechs has his dye-haired wildebeast of a wife wear the pants lol

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>>17560818
>autistic anime virgin spergs out and drops all his buzzwords

>>17560787

If they put the drain bolt on so hard that you can't get it off it is likely fucked. Or you are just a puss.

Drain pans are pretty weak

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>>17560837
at least i can get the drain plug off as i don't have noodle arms

>>17560893
Who's that anime grill
>inb4 its a twink
Because I've been seeing a lot of people posting that shit lately

>>17560732
>she can come back inside
Fuck that, just come inside the bitch. That'll teach her.

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>>17560901
Hikari takanashi from Demichan wa kataritai.

THere's also a succubus who's QT as fug

>>17560719
Just drain the oil out and drop the pan. Then put a new pan on with a new plug

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>>17560802
this will not work on a fastener designed to seal, >inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded

>>17560893
You're not replying to OP (me) with that comment dumbass. More than one person here thinks you're retarded...

>>17560932
Most logical solution

>>17560802
>first thing I tried
Thanks anyway

>>17560868
Not a puss, never had issues with bolts or lugs before.

>>17560974
If it's totally fucked just drill a new hole and put in a new plug. But only as a last resort

>>17560974
I at least have the sense to use a breaker bar, and put a pipe on that if that don't work.
>Never had issues with lugs or bolts before
then you've never worked on shit.

>>17560719
Just use a blowtorch on the bolt to heat it up and when it contracts, you will be able to get it out

Breaker bar? If that doesn't work I'd be surprised

>>17560785
>heatstroke/she can't fit under the car
pics of wife please

>>17561007
Doesn't heat expand things? I don't want to burn all my oil either

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>>17561024
second

>>17560923
>Demichan wa kataritai
>not 亜人ちゃんは語りたい
You're not really helping him m8.

>>17561025
Yes it'll expand the bolt, then contract, allowing you to get it off. Works great with rusted bolts. And don't worry about the whole fire and oil thing, trust me

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>>17561032
that's what you'd search on nyaa.

>>17561025
Holy fuck you're dumb. No wonder you can't even get a drain bolt off

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>get tires changed at shop
>few weeks later decide to check brake pads
>wheel lugs torqued to a billion ft/lbs

thought I was gunna break my breaker bar

>>17560998
Calm down faggot, no one cares about you projecting your autism here.

Judging by your asshurt attitude I've been doing little jobs on my own cars longer than you've been alive kiddo

>>17561020
I'll try that, cheers

>>17561024
>>17561029
Nah

>>17561025
Not OP

>>17561074
That's not OP, pretty sure it's the one retard in the thread shitposting so he has something to reply too...

>>17560998

>then you've never worked on shit.

This. My grandmother never had issues with lugs or bolts either other than the yard boys taking too long to change her flat tyre.

>>17561084
>never had issues with
Meaning I could eventually work them off.

You two are retarded as fuck.

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>>17561078
>nah
NVM, found pics of your wife and car

>>17561077
Fucking hate that. I'll do pretty much anything with my car but when it comes time for new tires I've gotta take it somewhere. I always double check every lug before even going home

>>17561112
9/10, would give her pro-choice in the butt

>>17561112
wtf where did you get those delete this

>>17560837
Thought that was a joint perched atop his ear kek

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>>17561122
no

>>17561096
>>17561078
>Mad because he's bad

>>17561149
>'assblasted'
>what a retard
>'WOAHH U MAD KEKEKEKEKEKEKE'
Go back to your Honda Civic your mommy let you buy with daddies wages kid.

It's not our job to fill the emotional void a broken home has left in you,

>>17561158
Even if I am all those things (which is just you projecting) I'm at least strong enough to stronghand my drain plug off. How bout you give your wife a try at taking it off? You're too much of a pussy to do it

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>ITT: OP wonder what levers are
>and how to use them
>even though he is probably a master of leverage
>if he has charmed and tamed a landwhale
maximum overkeks
t. also bangs fatties

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>>17561175
just have her fuckin sit on it

I recognize that fat - foxy roxxie

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>ITT: not enough cheese

>>17560719
use an impact gun?

>>17560719
>implying she didn't get a chad come for a home service.