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>You scored a date with a hot European model >You pull

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>You scored a date with a hot European model
>You pull up to her house to pick her up and see her dad drives this
>What did you show up with hoping to impress her?
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I'll even call his dad a cuck in front of her
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>>17559012
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>>17559029
>No thanks anon, id rather walk.
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>>17559026
>his
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>>17559012
Sounds like she might just be some superficial cum and dump bitch so i wouldn't bother with her at all.

To answer anyway though id just lease the most expensive Mercedes i can.
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>>17559012
The left one.
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Probably an all black F150 Raptor. Europeans don't really see full size trucks too often and it might be exotic to her
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>>17559033
But it looks like an aston
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>>17559122
Eh, why all black? I kinda like the orange and black paint job they put on the latest ones.
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>>17559012
>needing a car to impress a girl
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>Give her helmet that has space for her hair
>We blast down the Autobahn at 220mph
>We fug in the bathroom
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>>17559041
kek'ed
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>>17559012
Why does she live with her dad?
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>>17559149
Black is just clean and classy although the orange and black is pretty sexy too
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>>17559026
good choice
>>17559029
kek
>>17559058
>Anon, is this you dead grandpa's car?
>>17559108
>I'm not going anywhere
>>17559122
>I genuinely hope this isn't for compensating something else

my choice is picrealated
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If I were in Europe with my current standard of living, I'd pull up in an Abarth.

I used to own one, and they're about as tasteful as you can get in that price range. Crazy fun to drive, too.
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>>17559012
The car I have because if I scored a date I don't need to worry anymore.
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>>17559173
Because she's a good trad girl.
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i'll just roll up with my daily. I'll jokingly state that it's the only manual transmission of it's model in the country.
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>>17559210
i mean, no sense in pretending to have a lifestyle beyond my means.
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>>17559220

I agree, anon. Good on you for having some sense.
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>>17559176
If the car of my grandpa was powered by a 550 HP V8 with 680 Nm torque at 1400kg, then he was a lucky man
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>>17559191
Well in that case this, because she's about to get blacked nigga
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>>17559012
>You scored a date with a hot European model
This is Europe we are talking about, right? Her father wouldn't be anywhere close, stupid.
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I'd show up in my shitty little daily driven Miata (vaccuumed out) of course because if this is the type of girl that needs to be impressed by the dollar value of my possessions I don't have a chance in hell anyway.
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>>17559276
found the autist.

maybe he has a summer home in the states.
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arguably the flashiest car in existence
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Luxury, comfort and utility.
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>>17559537
what are you going to do when it breaks down halfway down the driveway anon
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>>17559154
Patrician taste
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>>17559559
Nothing.

Because it wont.
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>> utility
>> can't make it down a driveway without breaking down
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>>17559581
italian reliability.
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>>17559581
$0.05 has been deposited into your account by: FCA Italy.
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Of course a Carrera GT.
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>>17559012
Her dad probably owns a luxury yacht.

Bet he's never seen a luxury yacht on the road before. He'll be super impressed.
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>>17559122
You realize there are rural areas in yurop too, you dont fall into the void once you leave a city though pickup trucks tend to be a bit smaller than your pic given that it is as big as I think
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>>17559670
>hot European model
>hot car
It would only make sense
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>>17559682
Not yacht-ish enough.
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>not bringing a sweet ride you built yourself
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Hey babe check my sweet ride
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>>17559379
Handbag on wheels. She'll love it

>>17559289
"That's a...weird looking car Anon

>>17559765
You are evil....

Still made me laugh tho.
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>>17559210
>uhh anon, you sure i'm not gonna cut myself? it looks so edgy
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>>17559604
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>>17559604
>>17559627
The off chances that it's going to break at the precise moment that I am going on a date with some hot European model is so miniscule that it's negligible.

It has the same chances of breaking down at that precise moment as any vehicle.
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Hon hon hon, m'lady
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she'll hate me
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>>17559012

Her dad aint got shit on my style
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As a female:

>>17559012
Shall we take the Aston?
>>17559026
Wanna ride in mah mustang?
>>17559029
I drive a Ferd!
>>17559058
Shall we take the roadster?
>>17559108
Oldman car
>>17559122
WANNA RIDE IN MA PICKUP TRUCK YEEEHAW I FUCK MAH SISTER
>>17559154
Nice
>>17559176
Fagget
>>17559181
Cute
>>17559210
I'm married to mah sister louanne mary sue
>>17559270
nigger
>>17559289
gross
>>17559379
nice
>>17559537
maybe
>>17559670
nice
>>17559682
disgusting
>>17559773
grandpa
>>17559788
stupid and bad visibility. Small penis detected
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This

It will outperform any car and look good while doing it.
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>>17559903
>Seriously anon?
>Where am I supposed to put my purse and charge my phone?
>Forget it, I'll go out with Vincenzo instead.
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>>17559849
>It has the same chances of breaking down at that precise moment as any vehicle.

except that it doesn't because it's a giant piece of shit
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>>17559942
Sperg more yo.
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>>17559537
>Picking that alfa instead of this
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>>17559948
you're sperging more than enough for the both of us
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>>17559958
I ain't the one reaching for an argument that doesn't exist.

Keep sperging tho.
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>>17559979
you're really earning your shillbux today pajeet
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nothing american
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The Lexus that Motor Trend says is more beautiful than your dad's Aston.
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Rate pls
>TFW I actually have this car
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>>17560007
>oh god using bottles is so hard
>I absolutely must have my drinks in flabby paper cups with flabby plastic lids
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>>17560010
Ive seen one in person. It's like the Enzo:
Looks like shit in pictures but better in the flesh.
Its not the best looking car ever, but its hella nice.
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>European model
>Tacky sports cars and modern compensate-mobiles

If you're pulling up to bae's house in the south of France you need a classic like a 250, or maybe an E-type at a push
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>>17560023
The 250 is better than the E type since jags are now prajeet cars.
Lineage R U I N E D.
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>>17559981
Can this thing actually run with its engines like that?
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>>17559012
Ironically this. The father mostly is well off and could afford any car he wanted. So, trying to impress him with a high end vehicle is pointless. I'd pull up in a twingo, live within your means. If a model is truly dating a lower income guy, then it must be legit love and not just some gold digger or someone looking for social status.
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>>17560012
It's a good car anon. Do you have children?
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>>17560018
The Enzo looks great in pictures and irl, that Lexus is an abortion
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>>17559012
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>>17560094
Nope, got it from my grandpa after he bought a newer model
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>>17559899
>As a female:

Traps aren't females.
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>>17560012
Soccer mom/10
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>>17559899
kys
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>>17559899
Cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman. Your chromosomes are still XY.
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>>17560118
You are an abortion.
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>>17560167
shit taste senpai
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>>17560168
Agreed. Yes you do anon.
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>>17560202
no u
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>>17560206
Incorrect.
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>>17560212
nigger
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>>17560232
faggot
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>>17560121
Sameeeeee
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>>17559012
1994 eg hatch (with a few simple mods)
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>>17560238
kike
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>>17559012
An old renault 4. I'll make her suck my dick before while we leave with her father watching me saying bye.
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>>17560284
liberal
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Show up with my clapped out E46. If I somehow landed a date with a supermodel she obviously already likes me enough to get past the fact that I drive a 150,000 mile 330i
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>>17559899
Shut up slut, you're gonna sit in my Lancia Delta and you're gonna like it.
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>>17559012
This should satisfy her daddy issues.
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soft suspension and easy drive
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>>17560325
I bet that smells like france.
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>>17559981
I had this hot wheels
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>>17559012
>impress european girl
>europe

Easy.

European girls love guys with rides like these.
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>>17560341
>he slammed his camel
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>too slow to live
>too comfy to die
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>>17559012
You dont want to bring something better than his car, that would be showy. No doubt he's got other cars, but parking that one out front means it's his favorite to use. But it isn't his favorite car all around, as that'd be in the garage. There's no telling what that would be, but it'd be more expensive than the AM. Also you don't want to appear as a threat right off the bat, nor showy, as his choice or car and color are somewhat subdued. Lastly it needs to inspire trust at the same time as pique his interest and tell him you're into autos as a hobby.

After considering it all, the only reasonable choice is this >>17560010

Or, if you don't give a shit and meeting him is merely a blip on your timeline, pic related
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>>17560302
fedora
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hopefully she's 14. she'll be wetter than the UKs weather when i pull up.
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>>17559981
forza has some sick graficcs these days
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>>17560513
I hate you chavs in your corsas. Vauxhall is the shittest brand in existence.
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>>17560088
i guess this is the monster that the peugeot 206 bonnet vents stem from. I love how happy it looks.
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>>17560547
what do you drive?
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2005 gmc sierra rusted out dents and scratches for days. knocks and smokes for going on 40k mi. Take him aside and tell him 100k cash or his daughter pregnant by midnight.
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>>17560567
how do you have a truck for 12 years and only do 40k?
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>>17560558
E class.
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>>17560602
>calls others chavs
>drives financed automatic cuckbox
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>>17560602
And it just so happens that I'm seeing cash
Cuz you messed up a lot just trying to be fast
And I ain't gonna ask who smashed the E-Class
Pull up to the crib with the whole front crashed
Now you wanna laugh, good thing that's the past
If you ever lie again, girl, that'll be your last
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>>17560633
I payed it cash.
I don't think you understand the point of mercedes, It has 9 gears, fuck changing manually, I have a Golf R for that.
Enjoy your 2k chavbox.
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>>17560671
I doubt it considering you can't spell paid. I understand the Mercedes completely. it's a car for 65 year old retirees with colonoscopy bags. It sounds like the perfect car for you based on this brief interaction.
Enjoy your sedentary coffin
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>trample his europoor econobox
>shoot father with my ar15
>grab his daughter by the pussy
>fuck daughter and get her pregnant
>leave her after childbirth
>make her go on Obamacare
>vote Republican
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My goal is to piss her off until she finds me irresistible.
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Lifted 4x4 rape van

>*rings doorbell*
>girl answers
>knock her out and toss her in the van
>her dad comes out chasing us
>hops in his aston to save his little girl
>start going offroad
>stupid little aston gets stuck
>take the girl to pound town
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>>17560698
Good post people love Americans
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>>17560730
>>take the girl to pound town
Where is that, in England?
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>>17560696
Its too late to spell correctly, night.
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>>17560752
straya cunt
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>>17559026
Freudian slip. You're secretly hoping it's a trap.
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>>17560698
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>>17560724
you can do better than that anon
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>>17560771
that merc key is from the 90's, early 2000's at best.

since when did a 90's e-class have a 9-speed transmission?
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Roll up in this, then show her my robot.
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>roll up in my mountain bike and
>begin telling her father how hes destroying the enviroment
>tell her to walk its healthier
>ride off and block 15 cars by going 10 mph
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>>17560724
Gonna need to step it up.
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>>17559012
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hey babe, wanna go for a ride?
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>>17559012
+slacks and a vest
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>lehgo
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>>17560857
My C Class is a 2010 and only has a 7 speed, and that key looks 10 years older than mine.
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my 2011 Civic with meme stickers
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>>17559012
>You scored a date with a hot European model
No thanks. Sounds like highly expensive high maintenance. And if not, why is she after me when I am a rather dry bookish senior engineer married to the job? More likely she is some honey pot to gain access to my job data through me. As soon as she's gone through all my computing gear and storages and documents at home, she would dump me and move on to the next target.
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>>17559899
>67 camaro
>bad visibility
Wow you're fucking dumb.
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>>17559012
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>>17559026
>boss 428
>car doesn't make 428HP

>when it takes 2 cubic inches to make ONE (1) horsepower

'murrican engineering.
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>>17559108
good choice, the right one's all wet and icky
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>>17561995
Explain the 426 HEMI
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>>17560273
Did you buy that Civic for 3K? That being said, I hope she's charmed by your 「Cool Vibrations」 and you two will go 「Dancing」.
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>>17560341
H A R D P A R K E D
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never would take the date.
models are the worst kind of humans .
and this one has rich daddy issues , not with a 10 foot pole.
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>>17559899
please never post again
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>>17562077
better than a poor man with mommy issues so severe he posts misogynistic infographics on the car board of a khazakstani underwater bricklaying forum
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>>17559682
that looks cool as fuck
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>>17561270
so he's just a poorfag then
>>17562019
shingle pringle approved
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>>17560406
>>17560010
This.

He'd be super impressed that its a Lexus that won't break down 10ft away from the driveway like all the cars he owns.
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>>17559012
A MKII Jaguar by Combs.
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>>17559012
I will show him what a Lord should drive.
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>>17559012
Climb aboard, there's plenty of room in the back
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>>17560730
>Calling that little thing a rape van.

I show in this beast and kidnap his other 5 daughters and his wife and make him watch the entire bloody sadistic orgy of violence while I sing "See the USA in your Chevrolet!" Wearing my bowler and codpiece.
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Being the supreme gentlemen that I am, I would pull up in my 2008 BMW 328i.
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>>17559012
fc turbo ii swapped fb rx7 gsl se
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Rich parents don't want their daughters to be models. They make them become successful business women, or lawyers, or at the very least doctors. They value intelligence and success.
Models come from poor families, and they use their looks as a means of escape from a shitty life. At least that's how I've always imagined it.
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>>17560318

This and the Twin-Supercharged Vantage V8 are the only respectable Aston Martins
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>>17561030
>the towel under his foot protecting his car
i'm done
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>>17559899
Always one autist trying to make smalltalk with the whole thread.

Kys
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>>17559537
lmao her dad would probably rape you for being such a cuck
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>>17559012
>talking to girls
Faggots.
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>>17559012
>European
nice meme amerifat, there's no such thing as "European", might as well say "Earthian" and it would be just as accurate
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>>17568047
Europe
>can be found on a map
>Has a flag
>Has its own money
>European union exists
>Not a region/place????
ok fegget.
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watch the paint
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>>17560132
People will call it a soccer mom car. But I've driven one, and spent loads of miles in one. and they aren't bad automobiles at all.
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>>17568076
>every map
>see pic
>Petrodollar
>capital is NYC
>is every region and place
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>>17559012
Ready for the picnic, babe?
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>>17559012
show up in this badass and smoke him with his daughter in the passenger seat
>>
S600 fully specced cause thats how i like em
>>
>>17559981
cantseeshit/10
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>>17560023
This guy knows what's up.
But I win the thread anyway.
What's more, with my daily driver.
You guys really have no idea how to bed a woman, do you?
Protip: have a bed handy.
>>
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>Arrives at fathers house and climbs down from roof mounted Ricaro racing living room recliner.
>Adjusts tie and jacket while walking over tho the daughter and leans close to her and wiggles his.nose as he sniffs her.
>Turns to dad and gives him the knowing smile of impending deflowering of his daughter
>Mmmggnnngg he mumbles as he shoves the girl Into the boot and them climbs back onto the recliner and races away.
>>
>>17559899
tits or gtfo
>>
>>17559899
>/o/
>female
????
>>>/ck/
>>
>>17559861
based twingo strikes again
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>>17559012
I pick her up for my lesbian date in my M5 I guess? :*(
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*cooks some sopa de macaco*
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>>17559899
Well would you come les out in my m5?
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Supercarry, she'll be impressed because compact AND practical
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>>17569319
muh dick
>>
>>17559154
>>17559289
>>17559379
>>17559888
patrician
>>
it's like you guise want to date her dad desu
>>
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>>17569346

That's an old namefag who must have gotten raped so hard in prison on a drug conviction that it decided it was a woman.
>>
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My motorcycle

Still might work as long as she doesnt catch onto the fact that I dont own a car, and live in a shitty ghetto apartment.
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>>17559012
You tasteless cucks in your cages baka
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>inb4 i run out of gas 20 miles in and she has to push
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>>17559012
ezpz
>>
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minitrucks are cute aren't they?
>>
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>>17559012
It's time for your abduction and anal probing
>>
>>17559899
If you're an actual female posting on /o/ I'd highly encourage you to get in a car with whoever the fuck would actually ask you out regardless of what he's driving. And put out quick because I assure you he's definitely not staying around for your scintillating additions to the conversation.
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NAWWWSSSS baby
>>
>>17569266
only right answer, also dubs
>>
>You scored a date with a hot European model
>hot
>european model

Pick one.
>>
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>>17562142
>complaining about muh soggy knees on a serbian kebab removal chat room
>mfw
>>
>>17574460
Emma Watson is european you triple nigger
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>>17559012
My Aussie-Burger collaboration bogan barge
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>>17559012
>hot European model
You're talking about some malnourished twig?

Anyway girls like cute cars and the twongi is a cute car.
>>
>>17559176
>>17559899
>not a bar of soap = old bad car
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The only correct answer.
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>>17559012
Is what I have.
She either love me for what Im or Im out.
>>
Hitlers car
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>>17575608
>Emma Watson
>hot

oooohhhh
shit taste
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