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>implying anyone on /o/ even has a car

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>>17556716
I have many, but I am going to recount the tale of the greatest street race I have ever been in
>Phoenix Arizona 200X
>Stock blue 85 Toyota 4wd on 31s w/4.56 gears
>Driving home from my after school lube monkey job on 27th avenue
>Beat porsche 356 looking halfway through a resto pulls up
>I rev it just as a joke
>old fart revs it
ITS ON!!
>wait for intersecting light to go red
3k rpm
>too quick on the clutch and wheelhop
>356 leaps ahead in a clatter
>no tach but I shift as hard as I can, another 5mph past where I ever have before
>bed slaps the cab
>nose to tail now
>22re begging for mercy
>pressing pedal through the floorboard
>10mph past "redline"
>adrenaline wide fucking open
>shift like a fucking cobra
>slap
>literally standing on the gas and rocking in the seat trying to will the divine Toyoda family to push me to victory
>356 shifts and I edge ahead
FUUUUCK YEAH
>30 seconds into the drag race, taps wide open, engines at full song
>almost at 60mph now
>356 starts gaining
>4th is tall fuckfuckfuck
>15mph past redline, all valves afloat
>powershift 4th
>SLAP
>light for the next block is nearing
>maintain the lead by a fender
>cross the finish on the same day of the calendar
>engine is overheating
>smells like clutch
>closest match I have had in all my years of driving.

>>17556716

Street racing is shit and retarded

Street racing < Track racing < Dirt racing < Rally

>>17556716
Oh yeah I've got plenty of stories. My favorite was when I was in Paris racing a bunch of Ford Puma's and Renault Clio V6's. The leader of the group was some British DJ who liked to make fun of me being American and Drove a Gun Metal Ford Puma.