>be me
>Friend is visiting
>Wants me to take him offroading
>I take him
>Start going through some water
>Water is deeper than I thought
>Put it in reverse
>Not in 4 wheel low
>Burn clutch to high hell backing up
>Try to go around
>Start getting bogged down
>See baby alligators swimming in water I just tried to go through
>Nobody there to pull me out if I get stuck in alligator infested water
>Decide to call it a day for offroading and just go hoon around on some back roads
>Put it in reverse
>Doesn't go
>Try again
>Doesn't go
>O fuck.jpg
>Get out of truck
>Baby alligators still lurking
>Dig out ruts I made so I can back up
>Put it in reverse
>moves a little
>Eventually work my truck out of the mud and turn around
>Already hot clutch getting toasted at this point
>Rear end making doesn't sound happy at all
>Clunking and grinding noises
>Get home
>Clean truck off
>Water splashed on transmission
>Instantly boils
>Next day
>Drive to Zaxby's
>No noises
>Everything is smooth
>Warped brake suddenly not warped
>Mfw
>>17542493
>Baby alligators still lurking
Where's the Mama Gator when you needed her?
>>17542493
brakes and clutch are made of material that warp when they are hot and being burnt by a nigga trying to escape alligators
after they cool down, they could be fine
Any particular reason you didnt stop for .36 seconds and slam it into 4L? Aside from this story being entirely fabricated on the spot
>>17543132
because he's unreasonably afraid of ambush predators pursuing him
irrational fear
no gator would bother fucking with a car because it doesn't move, sound, look, or smell like food
>>17543132
I am retarded. After I smelt the clutch I realised 4L would probably be a good idea.