>swings car door open >hits the side of your car "Oops!

>>17540538
>*teleports behind her*
>everything personnel kiddo

>>17540538
>*teleports behind her*
>*unsheaths insurance information*

>>17540538
>like a good neighbor statefarm is there
>*agent teleports behind her and makes a claim on her insurance*
>receive fat insurance check and ruined her life

>>17540538
>beat the shit out of her
"Oops! Sorry!"
>walk away

>Have a truck with rock rails / sliders that protrude just enough to catch car doors
>Covered in Line-X / bedliner
>bends / scrapes her door from hitting a solid tube of DOM steel
>barely scratches the Line-X or bedliner, which can be painted over with a paintbrush

Smile and wave
"Don't worry about it!"

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>jeans
>sits on the car

*Unsheathes dick*

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>"Oops! Sorry!"
>She walks away
>"Die a thousand deaths!"
>Teleports behind her
>Screen goes black
>Heaven Kanji appears behind me as she lies on the floor and I hold her insurance card

>>17540650
nice

>>17540538
>I-its ok
>wait till she walks away
>smash door into hers 10 trillion times
"sorry"

>Rip her license plate off
> Use it to scratch the shit out of her front bumper and anything she can't see right away
>Keep the plate

>>17541491
>standing that close to anyone

She deserved it.

>>17541491
She looks punchable

Someone send us an hero