>I wanna be sporty! >but I want be safe! >and I want

>>17540088
The all season tires of cars, good at nothing.

>>17540088
Hemingway had a comment for people like you

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47268/the-age-demanded

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>>17540088
>but it has to be fuel efficient!
They are not.

These kind of crossovers are the worst in the market. You literally lose upto 20k when you drive it of the lot. You literally are gonna see it most of the times spending at the shop for annoying shitty little repairs. It's also a great waste of resource considering these luxury SUVS use a lot of fuel(obvious-fucking-ly), uses a lot of leather by killing all those cows, those metal used in building those cars, that energy used in building these cars, etc everything you could possibly think of.

>>17540088
Sounds like a BMW M4

>>17540136
Found the numale crossover owner

>>17540136
Hemingway was a pussy ass sheltered rich-boy with a masculinity complex.
Fuck outta here with that cuck.

>>17540088
looks like you should go fuck yourself

I feel these things need a new designations to separate themselves from the rest of the market. I think "Blorbs" is a good word.

>>17540286
Stop posting mom, your car isn't cool

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Bow down to the car that started this segment I guess

You would have thought a coupe-crossover already was a small niche, what about the people that want a useless 4 door coupe AND an actual offroader?
>body on frame
>live rear axle
>Merc based engines
>proper transfer case, low range, locking centre diff

The Actyon's retarded bodyshape makes it impractial and gives it terrible visibility, and there is also a 2wd version which is sketchy af in the rain.

I think Ssangyong are just fucking with us.

>>17540088
Increasingly fat cars for an increasingly fat population

I have a luxury crossover + fun car combo masterrace

The luxe crossover is comfy, reliable, winter proven and good for trips downtown. Women prefer the badge, ride height and leather. It can get dented and scratched because I don't give a fuck about how it looks

I switch out to a different fun ride every year or so after I get bored of it. It's nice to be able to choose a car based solely on emotions since I know I have something else in the garage to fulfill every other need. It's the same model that rich, powerful men use with a wife + mistress, except cheaper

>>17540088
My boss has a Q3. I don't understand why these things exist. It literally has less storage capacity than my TT. It has the anemic 2.0T 4. I don't hate the way they look but an A6 looks far better and will hold almost as much people/stuff. They're just silly.

>>17540088
Just get a 09'+ jaguar xf and lift kit.