Car faces

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they do

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I reckon you're just autistic friend.

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both

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Autism would be not recognizing faces in objects.

LE CAR FAEC BREAD

JALOPNIK BARTY XD

>>17532822
'Ello poppet

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>>17532827
Here's an autist.

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>>17532827
car faces is an /o/ tradition for over a decade now (which means it was probably already a thing before you were born)

>>17532646
>>17532751
>>17532817
autism would mean it's harder for you to recognize faces and especially recognizing expressions and what they mean.
so it's closer to being schizo but then again why over analyzing stuff that's just funposting

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>can not unsee

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>>17532646

>>17532822
Smashing!!!!

is it possible to make a car that DOESN'T look like it has a face?

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>>17533628
no

>>17533628
No, the human brain attempts to construct faces from inanimate objects like cars

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; )

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>>17533726

>>17532898
Holy fuck I don't have autism, praise the lord

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>>17533628
Saw one the other day, it looks so bad irl.

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>>17533628

>>17533845
Doopy as heck

>>17532903
>ISHYGDDT

>>17533997

>HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>WAIT FOR ME SENPAIIIIIIIIII

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>>17532646
both
and btw it's just a normal thing
the people styling cars can do it without meaning to
you have to go to pure wind tunnel to get rid of it

people who don't see the faces are the ones you should worry about
they are leaning towards psychopathy
.eg they don't look for humanity in anything
so they reduce everything to its mechanisms

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I don't see any face on the AE86. Doesn't matter what kind.

It's probably because it doesn't have a giant obvious opening that can be taken for a mouth.

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>>17533222
just w8 till you see it in person
good thing that's are rare body kit now

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when the dab hits too hard

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>>17534070

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>>17534043

twingo designer used himself as model too.

>it keeps happenin

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BLLLL

>>17534020
I don't know, but I find it animu-tier cute.

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>>17534089
gnaaa angr agr

>>17534087
This is legitimately terrifying.

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>>17534089
its aether poking its tongue out super cheeky
or its vomiting uncontrollably and trying to stay happy

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Who /sees windshield as eyes, not headlights/ here?

>>17533967
>i have no mouth and i must scream

>>17534020
I see it as a closed mouth frog face that's blushing.

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>>17534135
>vomiting uncontrollably and trying to stay happy

I never asked for those feels

>>17533845
passenger seat succ bot?

>>17534391
t. autism

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>>17533628

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>>17534549
Checkmate, atheists.

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>>17534603

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"UUUGGGGHHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE HERE"

>>17533967
Does someone e want to explain why they made room for a gigantic grill that doesn't exist?

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>>17534638
>explain why they made room for a gigantic grill that doesn't exist

Easy.
To show of their cars ~don't need a grill~ because they're so advanced and running with a completely different engine compared to all those pleb cars.

Those faggots really want to rub it in as hard as they can, therefore a big space with nothing there to show it off.

>>17534707
>doesn't need a grill

>meanwhile thousands of Lelslas throttle down because of overheating motors and cables after a couple minutes of Autobahn vmax

>>17532646
>autistic people can't read facial expressions
friend...

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ANGERY

>>17534707
But that's stupid. It would look 10 times better without it

>>17534767
Well, Tesla doesn't think so

>>17534771
Tesla is retarded.

>>17534778
Now you're getting it.

I only notice faces in Mazdas. They all look so happy

>>17532886

What car is this

Asking for a friend

>>17535299
1997 Buick LeSabre

>>17534634

I can see two separate faces, one on top and one getting fucked by the one on top.

>>17534478
why did i think about fucking its "mouth" too? lmao

>>17534020

o____o

>>17532822
for some reason made me think of the prawns from "District 9"

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>>17532822
That's fucking Nigel Thornberry

>>17533967
I have to agree. Looks like shit outside of professional photoshoots and perfectly-lit showrooms

>>17534088
this made me happy

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i can't unsee this
porsches will never be the same

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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17533967
You wanna offend my carfu again?

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hurr

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>>17536279
Your Carfu has a BDSM fetish with that gimp mask.

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What is this expression meant to convey?

>>17536327
confusion

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>>17536279
>>17536312
alternatively

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>>17536309
henlo

>>17536309
it's gone rabid!

>>17536490
kek

>>17534005
kek

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Old cars have moustaches

>>17536279
>>17536380
Why are you posting? Please stop posting.

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>>17538283
true

>>17533975
It just has a hair lip

>>17532646
Designers actually try to mimic anthropomorphic faces onto the car's design.
Check the episode about Ralph Gilles from the documentary series called "Abstract" on netflix.

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Cars can be smug too.

>>17534070
A CUTE

>>17532817
R A R E

>>17532822
Zoidberg/10

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>>17533967
Ayy lmao

>>17532822
NGGYAHAHAHAHA

this is my first time on /o/ and I just wanted to say this thread made my day a whole lot better

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son, I am disapoint

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HOO

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>>17535273

Mazdas used to be the happiest

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>MMMMHMHMHMHMMMM

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>>17542278
>HMHMHMHM!

>>17532859
This is the most horrifying thing

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>>17534638
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't EVs actually benefit from "grills" just like normal ICE cars? Either so that air can tunnel through the car and carry off the heat from the motors/batteries, or if they used a special radiator for that job. I'm positive electrical components are more urgent to keep cool than combustion ones.

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>>17542288

>glowing eyelashes

THE FUCK

>>17542297
of course cooling is a good thing but you have to keep in mind they want to show off that they're "different" as much as possible.

Tesla is aiming for the Apple approach

>>17533997
There should've been one where an AE86 is being chased by an NA. The AE86, and actually Toyota's popups in general, gives off a concerned look.

Crack Whore Explosion

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>>17542311
So I was right?

>>17542322
I'm no pro but I think so, yeah

>>17536312
>Twisted Metal Black
Ayyyyyyy

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>>17535520
>neon posting

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>>17542278
>>17542288

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>thank you so much for taking me away from the mechanic's shop, anon
>it was dark and the other cars were mean to me
>I'm just happy to be with you, anon
>where do you want to go, anon?

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le angry japanese face

>>17543213
>angry
rather looks determined to me but it's probably more of those cars that not really have a face

>>17543221
concerned

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>bedroom eyes

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>>17532646
Bretty autistic, indeed.

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Only car I cant see a face in

>>17543597

8|

>>17543449
>tfw your dick goes up and down accordingly

>>17532898
nah it doesnt make it harder to see faces. only "encoding" them is harder

>>17544718
>Americans

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:3

Anyone got the FRS/86/BRZ "That's my fetish" pic?

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>>17546406
Found it

>>17547111
Has bugatti ever made a good looking car?

>>17547144
yes, the half century old ones and older

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>>17547144
I-is that really how you feel, a-anon-kun?

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>>17547144

>>17547188
>good looking

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>>17547188

also what the fuck is with all these consecutive digits
>>17547111
>>17547144
>>17547155
>>17547166
>>17547188

>>17547155
only correct answer

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>>17547211
>what the fuck is with all these consecutive digits

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>>17547198
>>17547221
>off by one
I'M GONNA KILL U

>>17547211
That's not his mouth, that's his nose; and the rest of the grill is a bushy moustache.

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>>17547262
it's too late, it cannot be unseen

>>17547188
I said good looking.

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>>17547240

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>>17547344
>dubs

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Shhh. Vector is sleeping.

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>>17547361

WOULD BE REALLY A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO VIOLATE THE NAP

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>>17547391
now you fucked up

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>>17547391
Dude, not cool

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I FUCKING LOVE ROADS

>>17538283
Alright thanks can't unsee that now

Cars from the era having the same face as police officers and male porn stars from that era

>>17543032
perfect

>>17544700
Reminds me of a chinese dragon

>>17546157
fuck off eurocunt

that looks tasteless no matter where you're from

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these were quite hard to endure

>>17532891
This makes me really uncomfortable

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>>17547908
what about this then

>>17547916
c-cute~!

It was the lack of two other headlights that fucked with me

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>>17532822

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>>17535808

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>>17533967
>mfw I see any Tesla
I dunno if Elon is an autist, or if he just cleverly targeted people deep in the spectrum with his shitmobiles. Maybe both.

>>17534243
>id makes a doom mmo and you can drive a hellstang

>>17548023
he's just tapping the Applel strategics pool and it fucking works.

Tesla is the Apple of the car world already (they even have the lunatics waiting in front of the dealership buildings like Apple does)

>>17534087
this could be made into a album cover of sorts with a little photoshop

Post more faces

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>>17549590

>>17534070
>>17534075
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>17542251
>excitedmanholdshandsoverhead.jpeg

>>17546157
You misspelled bogans and/or slavs

>>17549651
daww

important thread

>>17551265
>where can I find th nekdhd gath thdafn?

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>>17532646

>>17553495
Underbite

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>>17532822
Holy fuck, Nigel Thornberry incarnate.

>>17533723
POLICE TWINGO

A CUTE

>>17534778
>realization: the post

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>>17535668
hehe

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>>17554386

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>>17554402

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>>17554403
that shiteating grin

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>tfw lycra pants ass in front of you

>>17554427
looks like he's tearing up from laughing so hard

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>UGH
>THE OLD HAG WANTS TO GO GET GROCERIES AGAIN
>PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN STILL GET SOME WIENER
>LETS GET THIS OVER AND DONE WITH ALREADY

>>17538283

Thats Burt Reynolds

>>17554458

Fucking seriously, what is wrong with people.
Would you enjoy getting greeted by this front end every day when you go to your car? I certainly wouldn't.

>>17542202

That's Hank Hill

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Not JUST faces...

>>17547166
Squidward nose.

>>17554415
Chihuahua being admonished.

>>17544713
Jesus.

>>17554472
hehe

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>>17534103

this thread a cute

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>>17557205

>>17547699
>>17549769
>obvious amerilard plate
>fat yankee retards got THIS triggered

Lmoa, go fuck your cousin at a BLM rally, fatso

>>17532646
Humans are programmed to see faces in random, everyday patterns. It's an evolutionary trait. It helps babies get attached to their mothers, and it's why we instinctively recognize other people as people, despite the huge variety of facial features present in humans.

An effect of this is that we tend to see faces in random places that follow a distinct pattern, ie two eyeholes and a mouthhole.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140730-why-do-we-see-faces-in-objects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_perception

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◻___◻

>>17559999
>when Gramps tells the action part of fighting in the War.
Also, Checked.

>>17560148
>tfw original owner sells you

>>17532829
Nice

>>17542297

No

They are doing essentially the same thing as a bulbous bow on a ship. This is one of the things that gives teslas such a low cd

>>17542297
They have one. It's that bottom gap.

>>17532904
das it mane

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>>17559999

>>17563274

how do you want your drivetrain familia

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>>17535343
like this?

We made it to Rebbit

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6o1dsd/just_a_typical_day_on_o/

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>>17554403
>>17554415

This thread= gold

>>17565300
That's actually kinda unsettling.

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aaaaaaaaand we reached the image limit.

this was a good thread. thanks everyone.

>>17542278
IWANNADANCE

>>17538283
i dont see it can you ms paint the face pls?

nice job guys

>>17547401
>when you trip your friend as a joke but he hits a table and breaks his neck